Aaron Eckhart 3

By Square on August 27, 2008 in Actors

Aaron Shirtless Eckhart in Meet Bill

Aaron Eckhart has proved to us that even with an awful haircut and belly the size of a house, he still manages to look like someone’s dad we all want to shag. Is it the beautiful pillow asschin? Perhaps the piercing sexy eyes? I hate that the film capped here, “Meet Bill” shows something that I never want a guy to do — shaves all of his body hair. Including legs. It’s all kinds of wrong, like turning a baby turtle upside down. Someone please tell me that’s a fake layer of chest and prosthetic gut on his body. I want to believe!

Anyways, this movie also has my beloved husband Jason Sudeikis and Squarehippies’ resident hottie Timothy Olyphant. Just try not to shriek like a startled mouse when you watch the shaving scene. I did.

Aaron Eckhart

Husband. Sudeikis. Sorry can’t help myself.

Jason Sudeikis in Meet Bill

Jason Sudeikis

Timothy Olyphant. I like his clean cut look in this.

Timothy Olyphant in Meet Bill

Timothy Olyphant

Craig Bierko. He played Tom Cruise in that crapfest “Scary Movie 4″ and Wolverine in “Superhero Movie”. Hot nonetheless.

Craig Bierko

Finally, some random cute chunky dude.

Random Guy in Meet Bill

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David on August 27th, 2008 at 7:18 pm

Square, I love when you wrote….something that I never want a guy to do — shaves all of his body hair. Including legs. It’s all kinds of wrong, like turning a baby turtle upside down……..that image stuck in my head, couldn’t have said it better.
Prosthetic on August 27th, 2008 at 7:55 pm

He plots strategies with his colleagues ( Maria Bello and David Koechner ) on how to make According to the Hollywood Reporter, possessed cheerleader. Prosthetic
KarmaLysing on August 27th, 2008 at 10:23 pm

Aaron Eckhart is a method actor like Christian Bale, so yes, that belly is probably real, and he probably went on a 4,000 calorie a day diet to get it… Just proves he’s still hot, even with a bit of a beer gut.

You are completely correct about the shaving. Boys, just… DON’T.

I’m diggin’ the shagarific “mid-century modern” new color scheme, btw.
Robert on August 27th, 2008 at 11:17 pm

The early pictures of him are great. That is called a belly, which most men have. It is great to see, given all the smooth snotty skinny models we are constantly bombarded with. Thanks! I also like the new design as well.
JEFFREY YORK on August 27th, 2008 at 11:26 pm

hairy, smooth, chubby….all he has to do is look at me with those eyes. i’d melt. the chin butt is nice too.

timothy: clean-cut, scruffy, bald……all hot.
Squarehippies on August 27th, 2008 at 11:29 pm

Thanks, guys! This one is a grower, I think I’ll keep this up for a while, at least until I get bored which is pretty damn fast.
Christopher S. on August 28th, 2008 at 2:37 am

Love him furry. Pretty damn hot anyway.
LoveHardMaleNipples1 on August 28th, 2008 at 3:05 am

Hoping in “The Dark Knight” Aaron Eckhart slimmed down abit and got rid of the Big Belly that he had in “Meet Bill”.

And AE should keep the chest hair he had and not shave it off looks ok on him
AaronJ on August 28th, 2008 at 6:26 am

I shaved once. Really.
AaronJ on August 28th, 2008 at 6:30 am

BTW Square … REALLY like the abstract colors. Blue and green are my top favorite colors, so you did good. Like back in elementary school, blue and yellow are PRIMARY colors, which make green. I are schmart.
sassywench on August 28th, 2008 at 6:56 am

AIIEEEE!!!! I never want to see any chest shaving again!!!!

I do like the new colors of the site! Very warm and welcoming!
A Little Edgy on August 28th, 2008 at 9:14 am

Ooh, thanks for more pics of AE! Not only is he gorgeous, but the pictures demonstrate why shaving, while always wrong, is ESPECIALLY wrong on a guy over 30* whose body is not flawless (which is 90% of men in that age group). Hair adds character to a body that would otherwise just be baldly lumpy and squishy, and it helps to hide imperfect skin. Shaving it off leaves the body looking more doughy - and, of course much less masculine - than it would if left natural.

*I make the age distinction because a young man can sometimes get away with a smooth chest (hopefully natural, not shaved), even if he’s very skinny or a bit plump as long as he has a college/frat-boy youthful face. Once that goes - as it inevitably will - he needs some hair on the bod.
sassywench on August 28th, 2008 at 10:54 am

For anyone who has watched this movie, why did he shave his body?
nicole on August 29th, 2008 at 8:43 am

Aaron Eckhart is definitely a cute guy, sexy sometimes and downright scandalous others. I’ve seen him in a couple of movies, “Thank you for smoking”, totally hot and of course most recently “The Dark Knigh”. He makes being good and bad just so yummy. I would surely date him within a nanosecond for that face, chest and that dimpled chin. MMM mmm good!
homan on August 30th, 2008 at 9:48 am

Aaron Eckhart looks great. i love the belly. I think you should add more chubby guys. It is great to have a mix. More guys with bellies. There are many guys or actors who gained weight for a film and are shirtless. Great site.
Chunkygut26 on September 25th, 2008 at 1:40 am

homan I second that! I know we’re in the minority here but it is my favorite thing, a man with a belly and for all the hotness on here the belly men are way too few and far between! If you can find pics and post them that will be a start! You can do it at my introductions topic!
alejandro cervera on September 27th, 2008 at 4:02 am

aaron …yes!!!
alejandro cervera on September 27th, 2008 at 4:02 am

aaron ,,,my love, yes!!!!
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