Joey Lawrence

By Square on August 18, 2008 in Actors

Vintage Joey Lawrence Shirtless

Time for some vintage skin, folks! Before looking all weird and unappetizing, Joey Lawrence was hot. By hot I mean you need extra pair of undies and change everytime he said “Whoa!”. To me (that time), he was the perfect guy with the perfect hair. Let us mourn the loss of one of the hottest guys that ever lived in our TV sets, Joey Lawrence. No, he’s not dead but his delicious, lickable self is. These classic shirtless pictures of has-been heartthrob Joey Lawrence are from the first season of “Brotherly Love” with another hottie Matthew Lawrence. See, Matt turned out alright although someone really needs to give him a decent movie job.

It’s sad to know that flicks from heartthrobs of the 90s (Devon Sawa, Andrew Keegan, Jeremy Jordan, Zachery Ty Bryan, Jason London, etc) are slowly going straight to video these days. I blame the Zefron for this!

The second set of caps are from 2001 B C movie “Do You Wanna Know a Secret?”. You can tell that it’s gonna be a craptastic mess just by looking at the IKWYDLS wannabe cover. I don’t exactly know the secret but what I do know is, it’s only going downhill from here. Grow that hair back and you’ll be fine, Joey!

Joey Lawrence Shirtless in Brotherly Love

Joey Lawrence in Brotherly Love

Joey Lawrence

Joey Lawrence in Brotherly Love

Joey Lawrence

Joey Lawrence Shirtless in Brotherly Love

Joey Lawrence Shirtless in Brotherly Love
“Do You Know A Secret”

Joey Lawrence

Joey Lawrence Shirtless

Joey Lawrence

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edgeboy1 on August 18th, 2008 at 11:20 pm

Now we just need some Andrew (Lawrence), and the triad is complete! He’s actually my personal fave, after Disney’s Going to the Mat, where he played a blind wrestler. No kidding.
Milton on August 19th, 2008 at 12:02 am

Joey was on “Blossom”, not “Full House”. I think you’re getting him confused with Scott Weinger, who you should do a page or 2 on, if , that is, you can find any shirtless pictures of him.
Joey’s got the chest, “guns”(biceps),& the legs;saw a picture of him in ripped jeans, back in the ’90’s. But you’re right about the hair. Dosen’t have to be long, but he needs to grow it back, & stop shaving it off. some guys can’t pull off the shaved head look.
How about a post featuring all 3 Lawrence boys. Concerning Andy, only pics from him in the last 3 years, as he HAS developed into a fine looking young man. Think, the Jonathan Lipinicki transformation.
Psiwire on August 19th, 2008 at 12:07 am

Somebody loves the tanning booth, George Hamilton, Jr. He’s one of the first guys on TV (at least as far I remember) that was used as pure man-candy. I actually like that he keeps his hair cut short now.
Squarehippies on August 19th, 2008 at 12:08 am

Thanks Milton! I stand corrected. Damn, I’m old.
Duckmeathunter on August 19th, 2008 at 1:57 am

Yeah he can not pull off the bald look and I dont know why the HECK he wants to be BALD
peter hayes on August 19th, 2008 at 3:17 am

ALWAYS THOUGHT HIM VERY ADORABLE AND HIS BODY SO HOT!!!!
BUT HIS BALD LOOK RUINS EVERYTHING!!!!
John on August 19th, 2008 at 7:20 am

He is hot and honestly I like his hair shorter.
sassywench on August 19th, 2008 at 7:41 am

WHOA indeed! Nice body, nice face! I wonder why he shaves his head now? He looks like he would still have a nice head of hair.
len on August 19th, 2008 at 8:32 pm

every body WANTS joey lawrence, how ’bout showing everyone the REAL cutie of blossom Michael Stolyanov
David on August 19th, 2008 at 11:12 pm

I used to like him, then he roided up too much and got this attitude, shaved his bod n head. If you look at him now, you can see how far his hair line has receeded, might be why it’s bald now.
Dewey Mee on August 20th, 2008 at 3:15 am

The last time I saw Joe(y) Lawrence, he was on “Dancing With The Stars” and all “pumped up” and bald. He looks cute with blonder hair, though.
CHENTE on October 23rd, 2008 at 11:17 pm

Mr. Lawrence will defenately remain an icon.
Xavier on November 11th, 2008 at 5:26 pm

truthfuly, the second set of pictures are better. The first set his body looks to wide for his head. It looks like his head was cropped onto someone elses body.