Beat Marti

By Square on September 5, 2008 in Actors

Beat Marti Shirtless

Forgive me if I posted too many follicle hotness these days, they just keep on coming and I’m totally helpless like a newborn baby marsupial. Thank goodness we have Psi to balance that out. Swiss actor Beat Marti looks like a cross between a meatier Adam Levine and Jeremy Piven’s hotter, less douchey half brother. I personally never heard of this guy either but he’s pretty much everything I wanted in a man. These awesome shagginess of Beat Marti are from his only known film to man (by man I mean the rest of us, regular audience), “I Was A Swiss Banker”. Honestly, I will never understand European artsy films and the reason I watched this one is obvious.

It’s basically a modern adaptation of Brother Grimm’s The Little Mermaid but it’s nothing like “A Cinderella Story” I’ve known to love (shut up). Anyways, if you really like seeing this fine piece of manmeat, be sure to check out this movie because chest hair is definitely not the only thing he’s being very generous of. Trust this!

Beat Marti

Beat Marti Shirtless

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Beat Marti

Beat Marti Shirtless in I Was a Swiss Banker

Beat Marti

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Bruno on September 5th, 2008 at 9:48 pm

I liked his chubbyness . He looks kinda cool and easygoing . The kinda lover that I ´d like to keep .
Luvstoread on September 5th, 2008 at 10:02 pm

Dark hair and eyes yummy I’m there!!
MSP2128 on September 5th, 2008 at 10:31 pm

Gorgeous face. Oh, those dark eyes, lashes, hair and stubble…perfection.
amused on September 5th, 2008 at 10:52 pm

His first name amuses me … the page title “Beat Marti Shirtless” has other meanings.
cohencha on September 5th, 2008 at 11:02 pm

He’s perfect! The Swiss should make more movies.
KarmaLysing on September 5th, 2008 at 11:42 pm

Woof. I think he’s Raoul Bova and Adrian Paul’s love child. Which is not a bad thing. Did I mention, “Woof”?
Colby Varner on September 6th, 2008 at 1:28 am

Hmmm… yummy… Question: Is that a bulge in his pants or he’s just happy he’s in this site?
simon on September 6th, 2008 at 2:25 am

very nice, any more of this hairy hunk ?
Squarehippies on September 6th, 2008 at 2:39 am

Colby, you really should see this movie. He is literally having a you know what and I’m pretty sure it’s not a banana in there. And yeah, woof seems like the most appropriate term to describe this furry hotness.
Christopher S. on September 6th, 2008 at 4:34 am

This is the kind of furry man I love. That chest hair and stubble and those eyes!
Frater Gymnos on September 6th, 2008 at 7:32 am

here’s his IMDB link to find more of him…

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0551764/
sassywench on September 6th, 2008 at 8:12 am

Ok, this guy back to back with Josh Lucas is going to shoot this site thru the roof and give me a heart attack!!! Hottest hairy chest ever! The eyes, the stubble, even his belly=total hotness! He’s like the hot neighbor you see but are too shy to speak to! We need to see more of the hairy animal!!!!!!!
Mandy on September 6th, 2008 at 10:47 am

Wow…other then the cut-off shorts (LOL) I like what I see.
Eric on September 15th, 2008 at 11:20 pm

One of your best finds yet… This man works me……
Freddie on April 28th, 2009 at 11:06 am

Hey, I actually knew this guy about ten years ago. He was an actor in the local theatre in Germany. And yeah - he was pretty hot - and still is. THANKS so much for the pics, you revived my crush on him…
robertg on April 28th, 2009 at 2:33 pm

now, see? with Square gone, some of us were worried about how we would occupy our time in terms of titillating viewing each day. But, here comes
Freddie with a post that activated this guy’s name on the “recent forum topics” board, which led me to see what was up, and suddenly it was I who was up!
A new experience, a new amazingly hot + hairy piece of virility to ogle! Trying to see all the caps on this site is like attempting to read every word in the Oxford Unabridged English Dictionary, but a hell of a lot more fun AND informative!
robertg on April 28th, 2009 at 2:35 pm

yeah, yeah, yeah, “juicy comments” not “blah, blah, forums, blah, blah”. what’s the diff? I found him didn’t I?