Ivan Sergei

By Square on October 19, 2008 in Actors

Ivan Sergei Shirtless

More C (C for cheesy) movie hotness!!! While everyone is raving about “Indiana Jones: The Kingdom of Crystal Skull” release on DVD, I was busting my ass off watching “Jack Hunter and the Lost Treasure of Ugarit”. I need a big group hug after going through such ordeal. Jack Hunter is like a younger, hotter Indiana Jones on a budget. Okay raise your hand if you give a damn about this flick?!? That’s what I thought. Ivan Sergei is beyond gorgeous and it’s my responsibility to get the word out! Actually, I have to make him get the word out because Ivan’s voice gets me excited. He can read the Tabasco label for all I care and still tickle my pickle (figuratively speaking, ‘course).

These shirtless pictures of Eddie Cibrian’s hairy half brother Ivan Sergei are from television mini series “Jack Hunter and the Lost Treasure of Ugarit”. Okay I just made up that Eddie Cibrian’s part. Again, put those two in a room and I’ll shut down the website for eternity! Smooth to the left, fur to the right. Utter bliss.

And to all small filmmakers out there, THIS is a movie done right! Let’s see — shirtless phone call, open shirt fight, cheesy sexual innuendos, spontaneous love making, half buttoned shirt — it’s like watching a beautiful symphony come to life.

Ivan Sergei

Ivan Sergei Shirtless

Ivan Sergei

If Gordon Ramsay had an extreme makeover, he probably looks like this. It’s German actor Thure Riefenstein for anyone who care.

Thure Riefenstein

Anyways, I have also learned that this is the first installment of the Jack Hunter trilogy. The second will be “Jack Hunter and Quest for Akhenaten’s Tomb”. As long as it has more Ivan Sergei shirtlessness in it, I will brave the sandstorm (and cheap props) to see this!!!

Watch the trailer for the first and second one at YouTube. Now excuse me while I go get a life.

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DoverDavid on October 19th, 2008 at 9:07 pm

He is a cutie, love the thick eyebrows. Poor Square, having to suffer through this entire movie. Well from what I see, there certinally were some dark and furry moments to help your eyes.
tom on October 19th, 2008 at 10:15 pm

TALK THAT TOWEL OFF!
tom on October 19th, 2008 at 10:16 pm

…could CHEW that towel off!
Boris on October 19th, 2008 at 10:37 pm

Nice open shirt!
sassywench on October 20th, 2008 at 12:02 am

Pretty and rugged all at once!
QCNiceGuy on October 20th, 2008 at 12:14 am

Wow. Lean and hairy! What agreat combination!
joesview on October 20th, 2008 at 1:53 am

I thought Ivan S. was on a star track after “The Opposite of Sex” (some hot scenes with him there) and the good-but-unseen WB series, “Jack & Jill.” Glad you tracked him down in this flick I never heard of! He needs a new agent.
leahmarie on October 20th, 2008 at 2:03 am

Come to mama
Robert Frank on October 20th, 2008 at 2:39 am

I saw Ivan Sergei on a Canadian action show a few years back. I don’t remember the name, but he played a skilled agent and fighter. I assume he is originally Canadian. He was really hot on that show and played his role with a lot of humor and personality. The fact that he was and is drop-dead gorgeous also helped.
LeadingMan on October 20th, 2008 at 7:07 am

On behalf of all of us, Square, thank you for your dedication. This seems well worth the effort.

I can only hope that the independent filmmakers of the world will heed your call.
Nandini on October 20th, 2008 at 7:30 am

I remember Ivan from his stint on Charmed as Henry Mitchell, jerky parole officer, and on Crossing Jordan, as Dr. Peter Winslow, doc with an anger management issue, and all I can remember thinking was –>

“That man has the most sensual lips on the face of planet. Damn, I wonder what it’s like to kiss him..”

Glad to see he’s still out there!
Square on October 20th, 2008 at 8:00 am

You’re welcome, LeadingMan. I totally agree he has lips to die for AND a new agent. Where do I signup? This is what kind of agent again?
WarpedRecord on October 20th, 2008 at 8:21 am

He looks like Matt Dillon’s hunkier, hairier, hotter brother!

Hey Square, did you see Jason Sudeikis with the sizzling-hot goatee on “Saturday Night Live” last night? Please post! (As if I need to ask.)
Square on October 20th, 2008 at 8:34 am

I did! Honestly I’m restraining myself from doing yet ANOTHER Sudeikis post. Aren’t you guys tired of it?
Kady on October 20th, 2008 at 9:35 am

Ivan guested on an episode of “Kindred: The Embraced” back in 1995 or so. It’s worth watching, and there’s the extra bonus of Mark Frankel as well.
KarmaLysing on October 21st, 2008 at 1:21 am

YAY, IVAN SERGEI!!!

This stone hottie needs a better agent. He’s all kinds of talented, but you basically never see him except in short-lived guest spots, craptastic d-t-v movies, and quickly-canceled t.v. series… What the HELL is up with that crap!??!?!!!
WarpedRecord on October 21st, 2008 at 2:37 am

Square: When I grow tired of Jason Sudeikis, I shall grow tired of life itself. Bring it on!
phil on October 24th, 2008 at 1:28 pm

OMG so that’s his name…droooooollllll
phil on October 24th, 2008 at 1:29 pm

I wanna see him um nekid…
phil on October 24th, 2008 at 1:31 pm

Darn you now I gotta clean up my keyboard…LOL
phil on October 24th, 2008 at 1:31 pm

again
phil on October 24th, 2008 at 1:34 pm

Is he really really realated to EC???…
phil on October 24th, 2008 at 1:34 pm

Sorry I gotta JO…
phil on October 24th, 2008 at 1:35 pm

Again…
phil on October 24th, 2008 at 1:41 pm

OMG he’s all hairy too…I just wanna lick those hairy pecs…
phil on October 24th, 2008 at 1:41 pm

I am such a slut…
They Better Be Shirtless or We’ll Sue the Network - Squarehippies.com on March 19th, 2009 at 5:18 pm

[...] make me watch a Nora Roberts flick is this group of hunks; Eddie Cibrian, Jerry O’Connell, Ivan Sergei and Jason Lewis. I know it was made to look like the cover of Nora’s softcore porn novels but [...]
robert on March 29th, 2009 at 10:36 pm

Oh! My! Goodness! Wooooooooof! Woooooooooooof! Wooooooooooof!
Square: surely you can’t be serious about Mr. Sudeikis possibly becoming a bore. More. Besides, whatever your heart desires is your reward for the complexity and hunkiness of this site.
Robspost on April 7th, 2009 at 11:30 am

This guy is hot, I love his boyish facial expressions
richard on April 8th, 2009 at 4:23 am

Man i would love to meet this hunk in person talk about sensual !!! and with those gorgeous eyes and lips can you imagine waking up next to him ..yum yum The canadian tv series was called Once a thief … Robert Frank you can get the series off p2p sites
drool on May 27th, 2009 at 10:59 am

that unique and angelic face ! once seen , never forgotten