Jake Gyllenhaal

By Psiwire on October 10, 2008 in Actors

Jake Gyllenhaal Shirtless in Rendition

Since people seemed to hate my Gordon Ramsay post I thought I’d redeem myself with a sure thing: Jake Gyllenhaal from the movie “Rendition”. This is a small post, by my standards, but I figure it’ll be universally acceptable. I myself think that Jake achieved peak hotness in “October Sky”, but I’m sure there’ll be plenty of you who disagree with me. I’m going to go out on a limb and say there will be more Jake posts in the future since he seems to be getting more comfortable being shirtless.

Jake Gyllenhaal Shirtless in Rendition

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DoverDavid on October 10th, 2008 at 7:06 pm

Hot Buttered YUM and some pit action to boot! Thanks Square. Maybe no one really liked Ramsy cause he’s a bit of an ass.
Nic on October 10th, 2008 at 8:20 pm

Jake is so amazingly good looking!

I love the hairyness
DorkDamsel on October 11th, 2008 at 12:50 am

For shame! Jake reached peak hotness in Bubble Boy!
LeadingMan on October 11th, 2008 at 1:04 am

You are fully redeemed. Although I think we can expect many peaks and valleys from this hot guy in he years to come.

Whatever he’s selling, I’m buying.
eagander on October 11th, 2008 at 1:08 am

Jake: anytime, anywhere, anything!
WarpedRecord on October 11th, 2008 at 1:15 am

He’s a good actor, but he does nothing for me personally.

Different strokes for different folks, I guess.
Duckhunter1 on October 11th, 2008 at 1:43 am

Thats better yummy chest hairs! WOOF
AaronJ on October 11th, 2008 at 2:35 am

Redeemed, fully, Psiwire. You done good.

I’m considering adding Donnie Darko to my Netflix list. Comments? (Other than the obvious that I may *truely* be insane).
undapantsman on October 11th, 2008 at 4:19 am

aaron, i personally love donnie darko. that’s because i love movies that **** with your mind. … and shoot, if you don’t like the movie, at least you get to see jake gyllenhaal.

speaking of which… heart that bastard to death. can’t get enough of him. awesome, square, is this your plan to throw me off the sudeikis trail? because if it is, it’s working.

PS. look for seth rogen in donnie darko. =D
Psiwire on October 11th, 2008 at 4:51 am

Unfortunately “Donnie Darko” was before Jake embraced toplessness.

I will say though that “D.D.” does have one of the best musical montage scenes of all time.
remixarchive on October 11th, 2008 at 5:21 am

Its about time!
AaronJ on October 11th, 2008 at 7:38 am

Undapantsman - wow, a mind **** huh? I usually get enough of that in class, but then again, my profs and peers are no Jake G. (’cept one … we’re 8 years together tomorrow. I was a mere babe of 19.)

Psiwire - Sometimes shirlessness is as good imagined as it is seen. I are creative.
QCNiceGuy on October 11th, 2008 at 7:58 am

I need my hands (and other parts) on that chest…NOW!
cohencha on October 11th, 2008 at 10:04 am

Home Run! You can NEVER go wrong with Jake.
Bruno on October 11th, 2008 at 10:43 am

I really don´t like him .
Square on October 11th, 2008 at 12:38 pm

Aside from remixarchive, did anyone aware that this is the FIRST Jake Gyllenhaal post in two years history of the website? This should be EPIC! We must thank Psiwire for breaking the tradition and we can look forward to more and more Jakey posts after this!

I should do a fireworks background or something to celebrate this but here’s a lolcat in the meantime.
Gyllenhaalic on October 11th, 2008 at 8:45 pm

Oh…my…*thud*
Finally…*drool*….finally you managed to make a Jakey-post and I am very grateful.
*purr*
freddy on October 17th, 2008 at 5:58 am

Jake shirtless is a dream, but, man, I am super into him with his shirt open like in the second pic. Wow - to me, that’s just as hot, if not hotter because you can really make out the contours of his pecs and see the chest hair spread. F*** yeah.
SHOTWHO on October 20th, 2008 at 5:17 am

The man is timeles…. need I say more???…..hum..?? Hey, does anyone wonder what those soft sweet lips would taste like…..
Tom on October 28th, 2008 at 2:21 am

What movie was these photos of Jake from………….so hot!!!