Jon Hamm 3

By Square on October 14, 2008 in Actors

Jon Hamm Recreates Mad Men Logo Shirtless

Warning: The post you’re about to read is massive due to the author’s mad obsession of teh walking sex also known as Jon Hamm. Patience is much appreciated.

The producers of Emmy winning AMC series “Mad Men” are testing my patience by constantly getting man of my dreams, Jon Hamm’s shirt off at least once every 2 episodes. God knows how hard it is to keep focused each week with all that shirtlessness and super sexy voice of his and one can’t help but think dirty thoughts. These caps featuring a generous amount of shirtlessness are from this week’s episode of “Mad Men” but I’ll post a few more from past weeks later. I hope Jon will get more movie gigs after this because I’d really love to see him in less corporate look — for example, a spandex. Captain America anyone?

Jon Hamm

You see, this is exactly what I wanted to do to Jon Hamm. Bitch stole my plans and ruined it! Okay, she’s adorable but I think she’s a little bit orange. Is that contagious?

Jon Hamm

Jon Hamm Shirtless in Mad Men

Oh good morning, Jon Hamm’s buttside. So nice to meet you, even for 2 seconds.

Jon Hamm Shirtless in Mad Men

Is that me catching my husband with a young woman? I can’t tell.

Jon Hamm Shirtless in Mad Men

To support my point of Jon Hamm being a man’s man, real men don’t suck in their tummy when they sit as evidenced in this picture.

Jon Hamm Shirtless in Mad Men

“The sound and the FURRY”. I know, not that funny. Shut up!

Jon Hamm Shirtless in Mad Men

I know this post is all about my potential fourth husband but let’s talk about foxy Christina Hendricks who played Joan for a second. She’s all kinds of hot. If I wasn’t a raging homo I’d do her in a less than a blink of a lamb’s eye. And whoa breasts. They take my breath away every single time!

Christina Hendricks

Finally, is it just me does anyone else think Philippe Brenninkmeyer is sort of hot? He does the silver fox and stache so well! More pictures at his official website.

Philippe Brenninkmeyer in Mad Men

Philippe Brenninkmeyer Shirtless in Mad Men

Philippe Brenninkmeyer

Philippe Brenninkmeyer in Mad Men

That’s all. For now.

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KarmaLysing on October 14th, 2008 at 11:02 pm

John Hamm… Sexy, sexy voice; charisma for MILES; old-fashioned Matinee Idol good looks… What’s not to…….. WANT!!!

…And fortunately, I’m pretty sure Fakebakeatosis isn’t terribly contagious, unless you’re a 20-something starlette living in southern California…
David1969 on October 14th, 2008 at 11:50 pm

OMG…do I know what you mean….Jon Hamm is one of the HOTTEST guys around…nailed a guy last night who could have been his twin brother…slicked back hair, suit and all….though the guy I was with wasn’t as furry as Jon….but hey you can’t have everything…LOL….Mad Men…makes me Mad with desire….Good post there buddy….keep em cumming.
joesview on October 15th, 2008 at 12:10 am

It’s only a matter of time before he becomes a big movie star. You have great taste!
Square on October 15th, 2008 at 12:17 am

I totally agree. I’m sure he’s looking at numerous offers right now, finger crossed one of them is a superhero movie. Jon Hamm + tights = WANT.
DoverDavid on October 15th, 2008 at 1:04 am

Tall, dark, hairy, handsome without being too cute, what’s not to like!
cohencha on October 15th, 2008 at 1:12 am

You are performing a vital public service, and this is outstanding proof. My hat’s off to you square. Long may you cap.
WarpedRecord on October 15th, 2008 at 2:43 am

I love to tackle that Hamm bone, and I guarantee I won’t choke!

What’s that he’s reading — “The Sound and the Furry”?
KarmaLysing on October 15th, 2008 at 3:06 am

Square - Re: Jon Hamm in a superhero movie… He’d be perfect for “John Sable, Freelance” if they ever make that into a movie.

Hey, Mike Grell… ARE YOU LISTENING, FELLAH!?!?!?!
Robert Frank on October 15th, 2008 at 4:22 am

A lot of us gay guys can get off on a beautiful woman’s hot breasts and pussy. Bring her on!
QCNiceGuy on October 15th, 2008 at 5:21 am

Absolutely magnificent. He is as completely natural as he was intended to be. “Hot” doesn’t even begin to touch upon how desirable he is.
AaronJ on October 15th, 2008 at 6:14 am

College tuition: $34,683 (Med school)

Long-held GPA: 3.5

An evening with SquareHippies: Pricele$$
Bruno on October 15th, 2008 at 9:22 am

Wow nice pick . The cigarette pictures on the sofa were amazing.
sassywench on October 15th, 2008 at 10:24 am

Easily the hottest man on tv, hands down.
Jack on October 15th, 2008 at 12:41 pm

Wow I didn’t realize mentioning Jon Hamm in the forum would creat such a stir! Not that I’m complaining or anything!
leah_marie on October 15th, 2008 at 1:15 pm

I wish he’d grow some scruff like Keith Urban… whisker burn be damned!
deej on October 15th, 2008 at 2:35 pm

I think this guy is secretly related to Kevin Kline…and that’s not a bad thing…however, I liked Kevin Kline better. Sorry…to me there is something mundane and asexual about this guy. I haven’t seen him act however, and that could make a difference.
kellek on October 16th, 2008 at 2:32 am

Thanks for this update!! I hope you don’t mind I used one to link back to you on my MAD MEN recap for the week.

http://eclecticsdilemma.blogspot.com/2008/10/on-7th-day-there-were-gays-sunday-night.html
LeadingMan on October 17th, 2008 at 2:15 pm

Poor Square. He is truly leading a tortured existence this week.

And on his behalf, I ask “Must she spoil the view ~~opportunity/~~ ~~in every scene?~~
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