Justin Bruening

Justin Bruening Shirtless

Seriously, does anyone here even bother to watch the latest Hollywood small screen butchery known as the “Knight Rider”? If you truly have nothing to do and there’s nothing left to see on television AND the internet then I suggest you watch this one, not for the plot but for Justin Bruening’s shirtlessness. They have managed to take his shirt off almost every episode now and that’s the only reason why anyone should put up this crapfest. Of course Justin has been showing us unlimited amount of skin back in his “All My Children Days” but as you might have known, I couldn’t bare to watch soaps — daytime OR primetime, like that new “90210″. Ugh.

These shirtlessness of pretty smooth; okay REAL smooth Justin Bruening from “Knight Rider” are capped by Superherofan (bless his soul for having the courage to go through these), but with everyone going au naturale these days Justin seems to be out of place, no?

Justin Bruening Shirtless

Justin Bruening Shirtless

Justin Bruening Shirtless

Justin Bruening Shirtless

Justin Bruening Shirtless

Justin Bruening Shirtless

Justin Bruening Shirtless

Justin Bruening Shirtless

Justin Bruening Shirtless

Justin Bruening Shirtless

Justin Bruening Shirtless

Justin Bruening Shirtless

Justin Bruening Shirtless

Justin Bruening Shirtless

Justin Bruening Shirtless

Justin Bruening Shirtless

Justin Bruening Shirtless

Justin Bruening Shirtless

Justin Bruening Shirtless

Justin Bruening Shirtless

Justin Bruening Shirtless

Justin Bruening Shirtless

Justin Bruening Shirtless

Speaking of “Knight Rider”, does anyone remember a hot show called “Airwolf” like a gazillion years ago? That series almost turned me straight because I remembered bugging my dad to buy me a model helicopter for a week (I finally got it, by the way) but then I realized I actually watch the show for Jan-Michael Vincent. He was TEH SEX!

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  1. WarpedRecord on October 9th, 2008 at 5:04 pm

    He’s almost as hot as David Hasselhoff!

  2. DoverDavid on October 9th, 2008 at 7:14 pm

    Get a good look at him now, because the show is so stupid, it’s won’t last.

  3. bud clark on October 9th, 2008 at 10:15 pm

    EEEWWW!!! He’s all lumpy and doughy and … well … FAT! Yuck! In the Age of Cast-Iron Abs, there’s NO excuse for THAT.

    Bud Clark
    San Diego CA USA

  4. CHENTE on October 9th, 2008 at 11:05 pm

    very nice…………….

  5. peter hayes on October 9th, 2008 at 11:10 pm

    I WOULD CALL HIM “BEEFY” WHICH MEANS REALLY HOT IN MY BOOK!!!!
    LOVE THE SHOULDERS AND THE NIPPLES!!!!

  6. KarmaLysing on October 9th, 2008 at 11:13 pm

    Bud, honey, that’s what we call a “normal physique”.

    Justin Bruening is a hot retard surrounded by a very talented cast; the casting director has a GIFT for finding scorching hot guests (Johnny Messner in last week’s episode, the cheese-slicer-jawed blond in this week’s); AND this soon-to-be-cancelled crapfest features the hottest adorkable since Chris Gorham (see: Paul Campbell).

  7. Dewey Mee on October 10th, 2008 at 12:52 am

    How could anyone call Justin B. FAT??? Ah, I remember Justin from his shirtless days on “All My Children.” He is a prime example of hot male shirtlessness. “Knight Rider” is struggling for ratings and will soon be gone!!!
    Don’t we all go shirtless while driving/riding in cars? And that girl next to him is down to her bra and panties. In some of these pics. Justin looks like he is being “probed” or tortured… or something interestingly kinky! I love the post that called Justin a “Hot Retard” (New Category for Squarehippies!). I think the worst that can be said about Justin is that he is heterosexual and married to some stupid blonde bimbo he met while doing “All My Children.” Justin should just give up acting and just be a shirtless male model.

  8. gypsycurse on October 10th, 2008 at 1:53 am

    Gosh, that one was HARD to take ! I’d almost rather watch an episode of “My Mother the Car”, but we’ll have to make an exception for him, I guess.

  9. Eric on October 10th, 2008 at 1:53 am

    ..c’est un douch-brag… saw him on a talkshow and he’s already eaten. his self. and that show sucks like your momma made’ya

  10. KarmaLysing on October 10th, 2008 at 2:17 am

    Square - AIRWOLF, WOOT!!!!! I LOVED THAT SHOW! I was at least as in love with the chopper and the blue-tick hound as I was with Jan-Michael Vincent, but he WAS one of the top three reasons I watched it… LOL…

  11. Psiwire on October 10th, 2008 at 4:38 am

    Is that show still on? He doesn’t do it for me.

  12. metcalfe on October 10th, 2008 at 5:21 am

    I’d run my tongue over Justin any time, any day…..he’s one of the hottest men on TV right now.

  13. LoveHardMaleNipples1 on October 10th, 2008 at 7:35 am

    Only reason I watch “Knight Rider” despite everybody giving it a bad rap is partly because I saw the Original Series (ran for 4 years and one t.v movie Knight Rider 2000)so I thought I’d take a risk on this one surprised the ratings aren’t doing too well seems Chuck ratings wise are also in the Danger Zone so seeing JB for as long as the show is on the air (wasn’t aware that its on at the same time as Pushing Daisies also at 8 P.M Wednesdays otherwise I’d be seeing that instead (But yes keeping an eye on the JB Shirtless scenes scattered throughout the show before it gets axed.

  14. AaronJ on October 10th, 2008 at 8:51 am

    Airwolf? Jan Michael who? Original Knight Rider?

    Are you guys old or what??

    Yeah yeah, *homework young man!*

    ~I can’t help it if I are a kid.

  15. Bruno on October 10th, 2008 at 9:13 am

    He´s kinda fat , like that guy said before , but he has the kind of fat that makes me wanna get down and help him , with the sit ups ..and the push ups… and to up , anything else that he might want .

  16. Chris on October 10th, 2008 at 9:46 am

    I DON’T CARE WHAT ANY OF YOU SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JU

  17. Chris on October 10th, 2008 at 9:51 am

    I DON’T CARE WHAT ANY OF YOU SAY! JUSTIN IS ABSOLUTELY STUNNING TO LOOK AT! AND AS FAR AS KNIGHT RIDER goes, I HATED THE ORIGINAL WITH THAT DRUNK DAVID HASSELHOFF! BUT THIS ONE IS WELL MADE AND TUNING IN FOR JUSTIN IS AN ABSOLUTE BONUS IN MY BOOK!!!

    HE IS NATURALLY SMOOTH AND BEAUTIFUL TO LOOK AT SHIRTLESS OR NOT AND HIS WIFE ALEXA HAVINS IS ONE LUCKY WOMAN!!

    ONE MORE THING: YOU’RE ALL HATERS!!!

  18. Psiwire on October 10th, 2008 at 10:10 am

    Whether you like the guy or not, I love the fact that you can just tell by these caps that the show is craptacular without even having to watch it.

  19. Square on October 10th, 2008 at 10:20 am

    I think the point is to hate the show, not the guy. He’s more than welcome to settle under my sheets!

    And yay Airwolf!!

  20. sassywench on October 10th, 2008 at 11:25 am

    If this is what is considered fat these days, I say bring it on. I don’t see anything wrong. In fact, I see alot that I like! Big suckable nipps and nice shoulders.

  21. Phuzz on October 10th, 2008 at 1:06 pm

    Nice to see a non-manerexic to have cuts and looks

  22. Bruno on October 10th, 2008 at 8:36 pm

    Well put Phuzz . Natural guys like Justin end up making the difference these days . I´m sick of those mannequins or man dolls from the magazines or soups . He´s really Hot . I started to watch the show last night and it´s not bad. It´s naive , but not bad at all.

    Justin is my current boyfriend now .And his wife makes us breakfast every Sunday .

  23. chunkygut26 on October 11th, 2008 at 4:06 am

    Well his abs are definately invisible now! And in its place is a nice flabby, doughy belly! YAY! Quite a change from his former ripped bod.I am happy to invite him to the chunky category! Chunky lovers rejoice! We have a new one to add!

  24. Chris on October 11th, 2008 at 9:54 am

    FOR THE LAST TIME PEOPLE, JUSTIN IS NOT FAT OR CHUNKY!!!!!!!!! HE’S JUST PERFECT THE WAY HE IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    THE SHOW MAY NOT BE STELLAR BUT IT’S BETTER THAN THE 80′S VERSION.

    HE HAS NICE PECKS, SUCKABLE HALF DOLLAR SIZED NIPPLES AND A STOMACH I’D KILL TO HAVE. AND FOR ME, HE LOOKS ABSOLUTELY NO DIFFERENT THAN HE DID ON AMC OTHER THAN HIS HAIR.

    AND I’LL FIGHT ANYONE WHO SAYS DIFFERENT AND TO MAKE HIM MINE, MIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  25. Bruno on October 12th, 2008 at 12:16 pm

    Ok , you can have him , I don´t fight blind guys ….

    lol!

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