Russell Brand

By Square on October 7, 2008 in Actors

Russell Brand Shirtless

Shut up! Don’t act surprised. You know you want to hit Russell Brand in every direction possible! Even WITH that roadkill on his head. Okay maybe I’m hallucinating again but I believe everyone is afraid to admit it. These shirtless pictures of British sex magnet Russell Brand are from the movie “Forgetting Sarah Marshall”. You might think the obvious capping material is Jason Segel and his well endowed gift but he did very little to me. Instead, drool (secretly — I won’t judge) on this British hotness. Denial is a river in Egypt!

Russell Brand Shirtless

Oh by the way I’m pretty sure that I’m not the only one here who wants to eat Paul Rudd alive. YUM. Mmm… People…

Paul Rudd in Forgetting Sarah Marshall

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cohencha on October 7th, 2008 at 10:05 pm

No, you’re not the only one. Save a bite of Paul Rudd for me.
KarmaLysing on October 7th, 2008 at 10:58 pm

Damn. Double Damn. Can I have a part-share of both of them?
joesview on October 8th, 2008 at 4:31 am

Hot and funny is a very tough combo to pull off, but Russell makes it look easy!
sassywench on October 8th, 2008 at 6:16 am

Paul Rudd gets my thumbs up, but Russell doesn’t do it for me. He looks like he needs to take a shower and put on deodorant.
WarpedRecord on October 8th, 2008 at 7:51 am

Ditto for the shower and deodorant, and I’d add he needs a haircut.
AaronJ on October 8th, 2008 at 8:46 am

Russell Brand - not so much

Paul Rudd - um, he’s the object of my affection

Okay okay, I know … homework young man!
Square on October 8th, 2008 at 9:23 am

Yeah you better go upstairs and do your homework while I devour Paul Rudd slowly in the kitchen. I know, this website has turned me into a cannibal.

*awkward silence*
Phuzz on October 8th, 2008 at 12:19 pm

Russel - kind of a two face…. cute? not? conflicted.
Paul - ages well.
deej on October 8th, 2008 at 2:44 pm

This guy, who is new to me, has a really un-pleasant mouth. He would probably say the same thing about my bald head, but he’s not here…and I am.
Bad mouth = no turn on…sorry babe.
A (very) bad mouth is the only thing I hold against Michael Phelps as well. Killer body…all good…until you get to the doggy mouth…ruins it somehow.
I guess I’m a mouth man, eh?
Jazz on October 15th, 2008 at 4:28 am

RusselnBrand is not good looking at all but he has a very nice body. Paul Rudd is delicious