Sam Page

By Square on October 22, 2008 in Actors

Sam Page Shirtless

I was watching this week’s episode of “Mad Men” and there’s something familiar about Joan’s hot asshole of a fiancé. Like I’ve seen him shirtless in something before. I never forget a cute shirtless guy, you see. After a bit of research, lo and behold — he was that hot lead in David DeCoteau’s homoerotic low budget saga “The Brotherhood”. Then it occurs to me that we never have Sam Page’s page (teehee) so here it is, in all his smoothness glory from the very first installment of “Brotherhood”. Is it that really hard to find boys like him nowadays, Mr. DeCoteau? Everybody in the new one looks extra fruity and that’s not necessarily a good thing.

Sam Page in The Brotherhood

No, sorry to disappoint you but they’re not making out after this scene. Oh you might want to look for “Nathan Watkins” because that’s his credited name in this sizzling hot mess.

Sam Page and Josh Hammond in The Brotherhood

Sam Page in The Brotherhood

Oh here’s Bradley Stryker just because. He’s ripped as hell but doesn’t do much for me.

Bradley Stryker Shirtless in The Brotherhood

Here are more of Sam’s recent (ish) shirtlessness from SuperDeluxe parody of supposedly Bionic Woman’s steamy deleted sex scene. Again, it was meant to be funny but I wasn’t laughing because… WHOA CHEST HAIR!!! DID YOU SEE IT!?!

Sam Page Shirtless in Super Deluxe Sketch

Also, here are some more proof from “Filthy Gorgeous”. I need to see this.

Sam Page Shirtless in Filthy Gorgeous

I know it’s like all these extensive shirtless sequence on one single page can potentially give you seizures but please bare with me. A little bit more from “Mad Men”. Pitch dark but hey.

Sam Page in Mad Men

Oh hai Brian Krause. Nice to see you mainstreaming once in a while.

Brian Krause in Mad Men

Jon, honey… For goodness sake stop taking your shirt off! You can’t have 10 pages on this website, I have to be fair to others too… Don’t look at me like that!

Jon Hamm in Mad Men

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KarmaLysing on October 23rd, 2008 at 12:59 am

WHY, OH WHY DO THEY SHAVE/WAX/DEPILATE?!?!?!??!?!???!???!!

WHY, GODS, WHY!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, I’m better now…
Square on October 23rd, 2008 at 1:19 am

I’ll give you my shrink’s number. She specializes in shaving / waxing craze frustrations.
DoverDavid on October 23rd, 2008 at 1:28 am

See I knew that would happen if I ever touched pussy, you loose your finger!!!!
WarpedRecord on October 23rd, 2008 at 4:49 am

Too boyish for my tastes, and a man who shaves his chest might as well get breast implants and complete the look.
sassywench on October 23rd, 2008 at 7:13 am

Much more handsome with the chest hair! Hot!
Bruno on October 23rd, 2008 at 8:29 am

Hotter than my current boyfriend anyway …
Justin on October 23rd, 2008 at 9:08 am

What Channel is “Mad Men” on? I need to watch it. If I don’t start I may explode and not in a good way.
Craig on October 24th, 2008 at 6:51 am

Do you have any more caps of Brian Krause from Mad Men and anywhere for that matter? And if you can find the hot scene from Return to Cabin by the Lake that would be awesome… Loved that guy since Charmed!
ally on January 25th, 2009 at 6:51 pm

he was also in Point Pleasant - as a lifeguard - a short lived series that has Grant Show in it too - yum
Cory Monteith Shirtless - Squarehippies.com on May 23rd, 2009 at 5:04 am

[...] Cory will join the exclusive DeCoteau alumni with the likes of Sean Faris, Drew Fuller and Sam Page. Well, honestly I think Cory would probably fare better than most of them career-wise anyway. [...]
John on October 15th, 2009 at 1:08 pm

He was also on MELROSE PLACE - the best show on TV!