Christopher Meloni

By Square on November 24, 2008 in Actors

Christopher Meloni Shirtless

You might want to put down your chicken sammich for this. If you’re having beef this morning, you may continue eating. To me, nothing screams daddy like the prime beef Christopher Meloni. Nothing, I tell you. He’s like the daddiest of the daddies that have ever lived in daddyland. The face, the hair, the chest, the belly — Mr. Meloni is the total package. Having said that, I know what you did last week! I wasn’t aware exactly how much fuzz he got initially but those red marks on his upper chest are trying to tell us a story. Evidence! Mr. Meloni needs to be checked into celebrity chest shaving rehab where he will be forbidden to touch any form of blade or wax strips. I will be his personal nurse to attend all his needs. These shirtless grabs of my future patient are from a recent episode of “Law & Order: SVU” capped by DaveId at Dreamcaps. Now Mr. Meloni, time for that hourly routine full body check.

For Jason and loudrockmusic

Christopher Meloni Shirtless

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DoverDavid on November 24th, 2008 at 8:58 am

I’m not sure Square if he shaves/waxes. I recall a shirtless photo of him a few years ago and his chest hair was about the same. Either way I would not toss him out of bed. If you get this weeks issue of People’s Sexiest Men, he is in there and even has a Scratch n Sniff spot on his pic of his cologne. Sorry it does not smell like pit or crotch. Does seem to have a hint of coconut in it though.
CHENTE on November 24th, 2008 at 10:18 am

HE CAN SLEEP ON MY COUCH ANYTIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Christopher on November 24th, 2008 at 10:38 am

to Mr. SquareH.- i do agree that Christopher M. is the epitome of masculine
hottness but for admirers who are just now becoming aware
of his charms you failed to mention his role on the long
running HBO series OZ. in said show Meloni did things
that made my jaw drop. nothing hard-core obviously but
stuff i”ve never seen an actor do on in a film let alone on
HBO or ShowTime.
David1969 on November 24th, 2008 at 10:39 am

Boys: the man is HOT HOT HOT and I have it from a very good source that he swings on both sides of the fence….can’t tell you how I know that but my source never ever has let me down….
KarmaLysing on November 24th, 2008 at 10:55 am

Rest assured, that upper chest action is a sunburn, Square… Mr. Meloni is as hairy now as he’s ever been, which is to say, “Just right for him.” Oh, and WANT!!!!
rodmdz on November 24th, 2008 at 12:42 pm

Thank you! Finally Square! It was about time to see my husband in here… he deserves a place between the hottest male specimens.

We’ll have to see about that nurse thing… ¬¬
WarpedRecord on November 24th, 2008 at 1:30 pm

If he’s shaving, I wish he’d stop. If not, I hope he never does!

As much as I love Christopher Meloni, my first love will always be Elias Koteas, whom he bears a strong resemblance to.
MM on November 24th, 2008 at 4:49 pm

Thanks for the pics–I’ve worshipped Mr Meloni for years now–he was awesome in Oz. Not sure if he swings both ways, but do know he is one fine specimen…
sassywench on November 24th, 2008 at 6:11 pm

Nice! Nice, clampable nipples!
Bruno on November 24th, 2008 at 6:54 pm

Strange red chest and weird underwear …major turn off….
eagander on November 24th, 2008 at 7:37 pm

I agree that’s all the hair he’s ever shown. God I LOVE those beefy pecs!! I’d love to be his bitch in Oz!!
phil on November 25th, 2008 at 12:09 am

I would have killed(lol)to be his cellmate in OZ…
loudrockmusic on November 25th, 2008 at 3:04 am

SO AWESOME. Nice to know Squarehippies takes care of the fanboys. >excited!<
gotjai on November 25th, 2008 at 3:31 pm

chris is definitely a hottie. FYI….he did a few nude frontal scenes while he was on “Oz”.
shotwho on November 28th, 2008 at 9:43 am

This man is perfect in every orderable fashion. He was fabulous in OZ. Never in a million years would I have believed this man would give into none “straight” roles…. He’s just amazing… IF dreams could really come true with Hollywood lovebuddies….Man,… He’s number one on my list!!!
Dewey Mee on December 2nd, 2008 at 11:32 am

As a loyal viewer of “Law & Order: SVU”, I have DREAMED for YEARS of seeing Christopher Meloni shirtless. Well, my dream came true and he does not disappoint in any way!! And if Christopher REALLY DOES “swing both ways,” perhaps a few more of my dreams will come true!
deedee on December 17th, 2008 at 5:15 pm

Beefy indeed. Too bad no pics of the backside, he has an asssss. Remember shower scenes in OZ, mmm hmm I bet you do : )
HotBoys on January 28th, 2009 at 7:41 pm

Chris is the hottest person on television right now. Nuff said!
oh man on February 2nd, 2009 at 8:38 pm

Hottest man alive!!! I love the nude shots of him in OZ. had many j/o sessions with that show.
Milton on February 6th, 2009 at 4:45 pm

Oh, to be turned over Christopher Meloni’s knee, spanked, & then for him to have his way with me! THAT wouild be a fantasy cum true.
Complex on February 20th, 2009 at 10:43 pm

‘WarpedRecord’… How dare you compare Chris to Elias Koteas!!! BUWGH! I almost threw up in my mouth.
montimo on February 21st, 2009 at 11:18 pm

As far as I’m concerned, Christopher Meloni is God, and I hope to spend Eternity in his arms. That would be heaven.
BITTER on March 18th, 2009 at 6:14 pm

He’s effing beautiful and has made the transition from homme fatale to total DILF. It’s not easy.
SVU LOVER on April 20th, 2009 at 5:58 pm

HE IS TRULY THE HOTTEST MAN ON THE PLANET !!!!! I AM SOOOOOO JEALOUS OF HIS WIFE ! JUST TO GET THE CHANCE TO “MEET” HIM WOULD BE AMAZING !
Phil Spencer of Relocation, Relocation - Squarehippies.com on May 2nd, 2009 at 3:14 am

[...] and I slowly made my way to lick the TV screen. I’m such a sucker (no pun intended) for these Chris Meloni / Mitch Pileggi / Hugo Weaving baldish-daddy types. While these pictures doesn’t actually [...]
judith on May 23rd, 2009 at 7:09 pm

all of u people r stupid asses he doesn’t want u he has a wife and kids grow up ang get a fucking life losers
robertg on May 23rd, 2009 at 8:34 pm

Hello Judith!

And, THAT will be enough of THAT! If you are a real person, someone who visits the site with regularity–don’t recall seeing a “judith” on here– you know that sort of comment is verboten. Square tends to make a permanental removal of the type that does this.

[Somehow the self-appointed censor didn't find this one. Falling down on the job, kiddo!]
judith on May 24th, 2009 at 9:55 pm

i don’t care what u think u nedd a life i have one i don’t sit around obsessing over people who don’t want me
Steve on June 24th, 2009 at 5:13 pm

Christopher Meloni is a Perfect 10 in my book! I would do anything for him - Oh, the fantasies. Hope he has a long and successful career!
David1969 on August 29th, 2009 at 7:06 am

Chris Meloni is very HOT…I have a pic of him naked and this MAN is HUNG like a a F*cking Race Horse…..it is one BIG, THICK c*ck and HUGE b*lls….I would love for him to feed me that package…..in any hole he can find…..btw….has anyone seen him interviewed on TV….my Gaydar goes off everytime…..I know he is married and has kids…..but PLEASE…..I’ve met my share of married men…..he has got to be at least Bi-sexual…..any thoughts or comments…..
rodthehorny on August 30th, 2009 at 12:46 am

this guy gives me a boner in an instant. enough said.

how i wish i can taste the sperm from him :D (no seriously i would love to)
ki on September 6th, 2009 at 4:06 pm

christopher is so sexy i want his c……..
geeman on October 23rd, 2009 at 12:49 am

I seen him in a episode where he spread his cheeks dammmmmm this is one hot chracter brad p get out of town chris is home he is one sexy azzzzzzz and the winner of the finest sexiest big fat round azz is chris M sexyyyyyy hell do me anyday i love all his work and all his bod lets give credict where credict is due g