Zano & Schmid’s Rusty Joyride

By Square on November 30, 2008 in Actors 

Nick Zano Shirtless, Kyle Schmid and Mark Gibbon in Joyride 2

Hold on a sec while I treat myself with some gummy bears for successfully squeezing four things in a short title above. Like a moth to a flame, I’ve always attracted to teen slasher flicks regardless of how crappy they are. It’s a pretty known fact. “Joyride” was a fairly successful film at the big screen, if not in rentals. In the first installment, we get to see my secret boyfriend Paul Walker and adorkable Steve Zahn’s derriere during the infamous diner scene. The second one — “Joyride: Dead Ahead”, capped here is nothing like that. I mean, come on! Nick Zano and Kyle Schmid are born to be shirtless. Fine, at the beginning we get a little preview of Zano’s skin but that’s about it. These people never learn! Unless you enjoy seeing Kyle in a dress (checkout those legs) looking like Clea DuVall’s long lost twin with the CHEESIEST lines, I’d say watch this if you’re really, really bored.

Okay, I’ll tell you the real reason why I sit my ass through this hot mess. It’s Rusty Nail! I just wanted to put his sweet ramblings into my iPod and listen to them before I sleep every night. And Mark Gibbon (that’s his name) is not exactly chopped liver either, as seen as a hot coach in “Totally Awesome”. Rusty can sure nail me any day! Whoops. I’ve said too much. On with the cappage then!

For Nick Zano fans, watch out for a generous Zano skin post in the coming days.

Nick Zano Shirtless in Joyride 2

Nick Zano Shirtless in Joyride 2

Nick Zano Shirtless in Joyride 2

Nick Zano Shirtless in Joyride 2

Nick Zano Shirtless in Joyride 2

Nick Zano Shirtless in Joyride 2

Nick Zano Shirtless in Joyride 2

Nick Zano Shirtless in Joyride 2

Nick Zano Shirtless in Joyride 2

Nick Zano Shirtless in Joyride 2

Nick Zano Shirtless in Joyride 2

Nick Zano Shirtless in Joyride 2

Nick Zano Shirtless in Joyride 2

Nick Zano Shirtless in Joyride 2

Nick Zano Shirtless in Joyride 2

Nick Zano Shirtless in Joyride 2

Kyle Schmid in Joyride 2

Kyle Schmid in Joyride 2

Kyle Schmid in Joyride 2

Kyle Schmid in Joyride 2

Kyle Schmid in Joyride 2

Kyle Schmid in Joyride 2

Kyle Schmid in Joyride 2

Kyle Schmid in Joyride 2

Kyle Schmid in Joyride 2

Kyle Schmid in Joyride 2

And just because, here’s a few pics of Mark Gibbon from “Totally Awesome”. Damn, I think I have developed a crush on this man. (I’m not a huge Loggins & Messina fan, although Kenny was kinda cute)

Mark Gibbon

Mark Gibbon

Mark Gibbon

Mark Gibbon

Mark Gibbon

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  1. Joel on November 30th, 2008 at 9:00 am

    Wow. Nick Zano looks like Mario Lopez and Shane West (who is WHERE now?) had hot sex and gave birth. And I thought I was the only one who kept convincing myself What I Like About You was a good show just so I could secretly hope for the day they would make Nick Zano strip (which, if my memory serves me right, he did)

    But I still love Amanda. and nick too I guess. Ok fine, the show wasn’t THAT bad.

  2. Duckhunter1 on November 30th, 2008 at 11:40 am

    why do they have to destory a good film by makig a crappy sequal?

  3. Jane on November 30th, 2008 at 2:31 pm

    Hey again, it’s been a while since I’ve been here and the forst thing I see is my Kyle’s face! It’s amazing. haha. You’ve givenme new hope.,

    I do however have a confession to make. I have an unhealthy crush on Robert Pattinson. IT is no were NEAR healthy. I listen to his music, i’ve been to the movies twice in one week to watch him in the movie TWILIGHT. I’ve bought all the twilight series books so that i know what to expect in the next movies (ok granted the books are AMAZING all in themselves).. uhg I even have a folder under his name and I’ve done nothing but swoon over him since the 20th of November!
    I need to find a way to get his attention.. and it isnt going to happen.. I mean celebs are out there and well .. not available to comon chicks like us right?
    Square I think I am hooked beyond beliefe and I have no idea how to get away from it.. oh and he makes a great shirtless scene in the movie as well.. by god he is in every means a godiin my eyes.

    HELP?!?!?! Please drop me a line in my blog or my email.. i could really need some advice on this god.

    xxxxx

    (BTW, it’s Jane.. I dropped you the line about Kyle Schmid… )

  4. Jim (The Canuck One) on November 30th, 2008 at 2:47 pm

    Dah-am, coach’s thighs!

    I’m gonna go lie down for a minute.

  5. Patrick on November 30th, 2008 at 9:06 pm

    eww…pierced lips? Yuck!
    Gimme Some Coach Beard!

  6. LeadingMan on December 1st, 2008 at 2:56 am

    Interesting, but I would still rather see Paul Walker and Steve Zahn standing butt-cheek-to-cheek while holding their bits and pieces.

  7. DoverDavid on December 1st, 2008 at 1:21 pm

    Ok the metal in the bottom lip definately needs to go!

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