Italian Crotch Flamer: Alessandro Calza

By Square on May 24, 2009 in Actors

Alessandro Calza Shirtless

Before you proceed, kindly follow this simple instruction. DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT LICK THE FRIGGIN’ SCREEN! Seriously people, I don’t want to be responsible to hundreds thousands of damaged displays. Now, why hasn’t anyone tell me that Discovery daddy Mike Rowe, Olivier Martinez and Sorin Mihalache from JanDick Modeling Agency made sweet sweet three way love at the back of The Colosseum 39 years ago? So selfish! Out come this Italian crotch flamer Alessandro Calza and I am leaning forward to lick the screen as I type this post. Let’s see, perfect amount of chest hair, brooding good looks, body that can rival Zeus himself, scruff for days… GIMME.

It seems that I’m the last person on earth who features this truly hot piece of mancake but who cares. In the libido fluffing business, it’s always better late than never! You can catch Alessandro in “Ciao” of which he wrote and starred in. Ahh, a romantic as well! Okay have to stop now otherwise I’ll spontaneously combust. Seriously.

Thanks Robert!

Alessandro Calza Shirtless

Alessandro Calza in Ciao

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johnloche on May 24th, 2009 at 5:18 am

OMG!!!!… I can’t resist… I’m licking my screen the entire day… Especially his almost nude pic… I’d let him fuck me everyday day…. Me likey!!!
DoverDavid on May 24th, 2009 at 5:24 am

Yeah the semi-nude picture, with his face so close is rather, ummmmm inspirational!
rickg on May 24th, 2009 at 6:48 am

Hate to use such an old cliche’ but what an “Italian Stallion.” WOW. Where has he been all my life.
Tom on May 24th, 2009 at 7:22 am

Thank you …you have found my long lost Husband to be. I have been looking every where for him……
WarpedRecord on May 24th, 2009 at 7:35 am

You warned me, but I licked anyway.
Rafael on May 24th, 2009 at 7:41 am

Christ on a stick! His nipples do dangerous things to me. And his eyes. Wow. Damn.

Though his face is familiar. I’ve never seen the movie, but I know him from somewhere.
David1969 on May 24th, 2009 at 7:52 am

I feel like God short changed me….why oh why couldn’t I have looked like that man when I was born and why oh why can’t I turn over at 9am and have him next to me….I guess I have to go o church and pray more often….LOL…..thanks Square for the tease….my screen is dripping with fluids….You rascal you….
Michael Mario on May 24th, 2009 at 7:54 am

Hahaha…I see you finally discovered Alessandro from your friend Robert. I actually posted 2 url’s back in 4-25-09 about him with the tag “Morning Goods.” He’s a talk show host in Italy and that’s the name of the show. I think they really wanted to call it “Morning Wood” but that would have limited their audience. So a search in the forum with “morning” or just “Alessandro” and you’ll find pictures of our beefy Italian sausage…errr…host in a sizzling hot jock strap!
Oh Hell to the No!!! Grrr!!!
Todd R on May 24th, 2009 at 8:44 am

Just amazing.
Ferinannnd on May 24th, 2009 at 10:55 am

Где-то я это уже видел… А если по теме то спасибо.
JoOoE on May 24th, 2009 at 3:07 pm

*DROOL* I want a piece of that.
robertg on May 24th, 2009 at 3:32 pm

Thanks Square! Ain’t he sumpin’?

Michael Mario: I think I entered his name to see if he had been posted somewhere, but maybe not.

More than happy to give you the top billing on the credit listing that you deserve! As long as our fella got the right exposure [how clever!] we’re all pleased. Oh, yes, my man, I know the jock strap pic. Yikes! Square omitted it as is the protocol for the site, but it’s available on the hunk du jour vast set of images.

just beautiful men, or hunk du jour, one of these sites I think, had him on some time ago in 2 stunning b&w’s. those the url’s you might have posted? haven’t looked them up yet, but will!!
JoeTimb on May 24th, 2009 at 4:47 pm

My God, dude! One more good reason to watch Ciao. Damn!

[j]
robertg on May 24th, 2009 at 5:15 pm

For you voyeurs out there, and there probably are only a very few, to see more of Mr. Calza than Square allows to post, go to http://www.hunkdujour.com
open the index to find his name. Under the opening pic, Hot Daddy Of The Day, why that sub-category who knows except he’s 39 [REALLY daddy age, huh?], is what you want.

As for “Ciao”, apparently just turn off the sound. Gay press loved it / hated it; other press, more-or-less hated it. Who cares. Mr. Calza just walking around mostly nekked is the whole point isn’t it?
JoOoE on May 24th, 2009 at 5:33 pm

I saw him on xtube (me being a horn dog), I just couldn’t remember the user name. Sorry folks.
robertg on May 24th, 2009 at 8:40 pm

OMG. I’ve been reading that as “Italian crotch farmer.” Dyslexicfreudosis.
Oh well, that works, too.
Boris on May 24th, 2009 at 9:50 pm

I like when a man is able to play with himself as well as with others…
James on May 24th, 2009 at 10:57 pm

I don’t know what the connection is but this is also him. I think maybe he does web design as well? Ciao is listed but I thought he did the website not starred in the movie.

http://www.ahunter.org/
rodthehorny on May 25th, 2009 at 8:53 am

God Damn it now i am so very angry.
reese on May 25th, 2009 at 8:57 am

Beautiful nipples on this man. They deserve their own photo entry.
robertg on May 25th, 2009 at 9:06 am

James: he co-wrote and co-starred in the movie. it’s a 2-hander indie thing. gay themed. The Academy wasn’t interested.
sonda on August 15th, 2009 at 7:04 am

new pics http://www.flickr.com/photos/alessandrocalza/
Klarth on February 11th, 2010 at 7:31 am

Oh, damn….

When I first saw the headline, I thought it was a crotch ginger. Then I was like, this site doesn’t go that far, what could this mean?

Now I get it. *fans self*