Clive Owen in Duplicity

By Square on July 23, 2009 in Actors

Clive Owen Shirtless

Will all the shaving nancy boys please step aside because a REAL MAN has arrived! Yes bitches, a real British man with a real man voice (I’m talking to you, Mr. Posh)! It’s interesting to know that for a guy with the off the charts kind of hotness, Clive Owen rarely gets shirtless on screen. That or I haven’t watched enough of his films. Okay, I haven’t watched enough of EVERYTHING but that’s besides the point. He’s not exactly underrated but this man should be banned from wearing any type of clothing at all. Even towels and undies. Here are some hairy high resolution skin caps from his recent film “Duplicity”. Oh Clive, take me now damn you. Anywhere but the bed! Also these might be the source for “Guess This Hairy Chest” game for many moons to come. Ooops, did I just say that out loud? Warning: Images are WAY bigger than they appear.

Clive Owen

Clive Owen Shirtless

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Reese on July 23rd, 2009 at 5:25 am

Not only do I like his chest and his shoulders, but I like his eyes also.
DoverDavid on July 23rd, 2009 at 5:45 am

I was going to comment about his face in general needing some smoothing out, but then I thought…..I like his not overly pretty look. I give him an 8.
David1969 on July 23rd, 2009 at 6:31 am

Oh Square thank-you so much for finding my long lost husband….is this man not HOT HOT HOT…..and I love that voice of his…..I would love to have him on top of me (OH god did I just say that?)….blush…..that hairy body rubbing againt me and that low english voice telling me to do things to him that I can’t mention here….Oh Clive where for art thou….return to me my husband/man…..
Studhunter on July 23rd, 2009 at 6:34 am

Oh, He is Handsome but his face is just too Busy. I like Rough looks but look at those photos! Ways too many possible expressions on that face. He doesn’t even have to talk. He could be a Mime and get the point across.!!
xapji on July 23rd, 2009 at 7:05 am

the last few shots gave me a lot of daydream time! he had a few shots shirtless in the movie sin city, its in black and white but i’m not complaining
Joanna on July 23rd, 2009 at 7:43 am

WOOOOOOOOW!!!

What a man!!!!! I’ll let him park his shoes under my bed any night…..or day…..or HECK!!…anytime he wants to. That rugged gorgeous face and a beautiful hairy chest that is to die for. I’ll take this man forever!! YUMMMM
white panda on July 23rd, 2009 at 9:34 am

I love this man so…f—ing…much. You see his member in the movie “Close my eyes”.
Here are some pics:
NSFW
http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/2289/cliveowen.jpg
WarpedRecord on July 23rd, 2009 at 11:04 am

Clive has a very pretty face, but it amazes me that so many people find him sexy because he looks positively emaciated. Give that man an cheeseburger!
squarebart on July 23rd, 2009 at 12:11 pm

Aw… ol’ Clivey-bone. IF you’re a fan, he’s fun in Croupier (very little shirtlessness as I recall), or if you want to go really early, his second movie (per IMDB) Close My Eyes wherein he has an incestuous thingthang with his sister and gets totally nekkid, younger thinner… Not perfect films, esp the earlier one, but worth a peek if you like him. Some ugly men just make it work! also see Daniel Craig. oxo SB
fofml on July 23rd, 2009 at 3:33 pm

Square!!!!
Thank you for making my wet (who said that!?!?) dream come true! I immediately created a “wish thread” for these pics at the forum after seeing the movie and here they are.
That man is one sexy mf!! And not too emaciated at all, if you ask me.

Thank you so much!!!!!
BTW, it’s also a very entertaining movie, too!
JoOoE on July 23rd, 2009 at 4:53 pm

Square look whos in this vid. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKVZe0-lWVc
Square on July 23rd, 2009 at 11:32 pm

*dies* My heart just stopped — he is so damn perfect. Does that mean I have to curve up to live up to his Ms. Pacman expectation? Dammit I WILL! As far as “boner hair” goes I don’t think I have to worry much about that. Thanks Joe! *goes back into stalker mode*
rodthehorny on July 24th, 2009 at 2:09 am

i am just loving this guy the first time I saw his penis on one of his old movie, that I can’t remember the title. Yeah, I guess I need to see full frontal nudity once again.
white panda on July 24th, 2009 at 6:10 pm

LOL Square I thought he said “boner hair” as well.

Does anyone else think that Clive Owen has the perfect body? Well, him and Mike Rowe?
Todd R on July 24th, 2009 at 6:34 pm

So handsome.
Cat on August 14th, 2009 at 2:24 pm

Clive is THE most attractive man on the planet for me. I love everything about him - EVERYTHING. Thank you for these stills! Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmm.