Vintage Thomas Jane aka Suburban Dad of My Dreams

By Square on August 3, 2009 in Actors

Thomas Jane Shirtless

Mondays will always and forever be Thomas Jane day and you know it! Well, I was stalking browsing through my wet dreams filmography, and one thing led to another and here I am with some caps of his FIRST film ever, a Telugu movie called “Padamati Sandhya Ragam” (thanks Wikipedia), which was made in 1987 — although it looks like it has been made in the early 1950s but that’s besides the point. This is pre “Hung”, pre “Punisher”, pre “Velocity of Gary”, pre everything! My wet dream tonight was certainly a looker with his rarely seen scruff and those eyes were still killing crotches back then. Delish! Do not ask me where I got these vintage caps from, they just happen, okay?

Thomas Jane in Padamati Sandhya Ragam

Thomas Jane Shirtless in Padamati Sandhya Ragam

Thomas Jane in Padamati Sandhya Ragam

Thomas Jane Shirtless in Padamati Sandhya Ragam

Thomas Jane in Padamati Sandhya Ragam

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dieguito on August 3rd, 2009 at 10:15 am

OMG!!!!!!!!!! ABSOLUTELY FU@#~| GORGEOUS!!!!

I love daddies, i love vintage, what else could i ask for! je je je

Thanks square!!!
CJames on August 3rd, 2009 at 1:14 pm

You should post some caps of him in Deep Blue Sea
Milton on August 3rd, 2009 at 2:50 pm

YOWZA!! A young,& no doubt, hung, Thomas Jane, in cut-off jeans. Now that’s what I call an fantastic over-the-knee spanking scenario. Thanks, Square.
Any more pictures of Thomas’s bare legs will be greatly appreciated.

P.S.
Now Squarehippies, I don’t know what you have against an exclusive post of of just Brian Bloom, but he’s the very reason for the existance of your site. Have you SEEN the man’s bare cheast? His whole body is a furry delight, for that matter. The fans of Squarehippies will thank you for it. (an incintive)He dosen’t shave his cheast;not now, or ever.
Christopher451 on August 3rd, 2009 at 6:10 pm

Wait a minute… if this was released in 1986 (which is what all my sources say- not ‘87) that means he’s just 17 ( and very likely only 16) in these pictures! How can that be? Wow!
Deejum on August 3rd, 2009 at 7:10 pm

This is absolutely freakin’ hot…I love TJ…the younger version always…too hunky now for my tastes. This, however, is over the edge…the younger TJ (and absolutely the “Velocity of Gary” TJ) will always be in my top 5 fantasies…and there are many, so that’s pretty good!
Todd R on August 3rd, 2009 at 7:20 pm

OMG - he makes young impressionable boys big queers.
squarebart on August 3rd, 2009 at 9:03 pm

Dude you are stunning, and I mean you SH not TJ tho he is too. How do you do it!? I have to go calm down, fan myself, and try to ponder yer skills, and I do mean skeels!
DoverDavid on August 4th, 2009 at 5:29 am

Whether he is blonde or red, doesn’t matter, I like what I see and the hairyness is just extra.
KarmaLysing on August 4th, 2009 at 2:04 pm

Wow… He was very nearly “Pretty Boy” pretty when he was younger…
blazatu on August 5th, 2009 at 3:58 pm

:))
the ones on the bench are too cheesy
loudrockmusic on August 6th, 2009 at 1:50 pm

those photos on the bench are too hot!
Joe Meyers on August 9th, 2009 at 11:38 am

You’ve done it again, Square! I thought I knew Mr. Jane’s body of work but this is a new one. Thomas does turn up in the craziest places (the drug dealer in “Boogie Nights,” that atomic shark flick referred to above).
Keep up the great work!
David H. on January 19th, 2010 at 10:26 am

I think Mark Valley and Thomas Jane could be brothers, if not twins.