The Return of Mah Husband (Not Really)

By Square on September 28, 2009 in Actors

Jason Sudeikis in SNL

So there I was, at the edge of my seat, with my favorite snacks and lubricant during the beginning of season premiere of “Saturday Night Live”, in anticipation of mah husband Jason Sudeikis spreading his cuteness on TV. I waited, waited, waited then the show ended. Nothing. Seriously though, what is wrong with these people? Mah husband had only one measly pre recorded scene and he was actually AT the set. What was going on there? Maybe he was just teasing me, acting cute at the end hiding his face among the cast. Hmmm… Maybe he has a problem with Megan Fox (who doesn’t)? Perhaps he was nervous because he knows that I’m watching his every move like an eagle? Or maybe he was just constipated? Or was it the other way around? So many questions… Jason, stop playing with my fragile heart and get shirtless in the next episode — preferably in a scene with Ryan Reynolds. I can’t tolerate something like this again ever!

Jason Sudeikis in Saturday Night Live

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drew on September 28th, 2009 at 9:08 am

DITTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
m on September 30th, 2009 at 5:56 pm

Wow, thank you SNL gods for the Sudeikis belly. Bitch, I will fight you for him.