Jake Gyllenhaal and Lucas Black in Jarhead

By squarebart on October 28, 2009 in Actors

Jake Gyllenhaal & Lucas Black Shirtless in Jarhead

…and Brian Geraghty, O what a cast of men! Peter Sarsgaard and Jamie Foxx are there too but entirely too shirtful. I don’t know about you, but I’ve ♥’d li’l Jakey since he was just a little bubble boy. There’s lots of him to see in this tough, sometimes tedious (anti-)war movie. And Lucas Black just makes me feel kinda Oliver-Twisty: “More, please, sir.” And just for a surprise, Brian Geraghty, who does not always look like a goofball, waxes big and muscley like you’d not expect. Some great lines… like, in the shower scene: “Look, it’s a cock, but smaller!” And don’t miss Jakey in the Extra Features talkin’ about masturbation! He is enjoying himself way too much, and it’s a hoot. O.K. line up — ’cause we’re all gonna pee together! After the jump…

Jarhead soldiers

Lucas Black Shirtless

Um-huh, they are humpin’ Lucas! Really, they are.

Lucas Black Shirtless

Heeeere’s Jakey!

Jake Gyllenhaal Shirtless

Jarhead showers

Jake Gyllenhaal Shirtless

I woulda done this sooner, but I thought it had been done. And it had!

Jake Gyllenhaal Shirtless

Brian Geraghty… I just thought you’d wanna see…

Brian Geraghty Shirtless

Jake Gyllenhaal Shirtless

Yep, that’s Lucas’ character — after he’s back…

Lucas Black Shirtless

Thanks to Forum folk that got me goin’ on this. And brownie points for whoever tells us which movie that thread’s photo of Lucas Black is from. oxo SB

Jake Gyllenhaal credit

Lucas Black credit

Brian Geraghty credit

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DoverDavid on October 28th, 2009 at 5:19 am

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Jake!!!!!
Harry on October 28th, 2009 at 7:04 am

no matter how hot you are, baldness kills it.
todd r on October 28th, 2009 at 7:39 am

Wow. Who is this Lucas hottie? I need some of those hot hairy pits
theduckhunter on October 28th, 2009 at 11:57 am

yeah baldness kills it!

I dont want to even touch them until they get some hair
Justin on October 28th, 2009 at 12:33 pm

Great, GREAT **GREAT** caps, Square. Your roll continues :-). I’m soooo grateful, as always. *heart flutters*

@todd r - mind if we share?

@Harry, @theduckhunter — mouth hangs open in disbelief. Yeah I love full, curly, wavy hair (e.g., Preston; ~~Josh~~ Cutie McHairy in some of his more adorable vlogs (esp. the Perez Hilton one); Jamie Bell, and I’m not into bald guys like Ed Harris or Mitch Pileggi (who would otherwise be all hotness), but, I mean, COME ON! (Though hey, less competition for the rest of us — as if!)
KarmaLysing on October 28th, 2009 at 12:48 pm

Oh. My. Lord… Can I just have all three of them and call it a day?
Mallory on October 28th, 2009 at 1:23 pm

Absolutely Karma, especially Brian Geraghty (I like him in those glasses too)and Lucas Black…they’ve made me want to do all sorts of horrible, illegal things for who knows how long.
Justin on October 28th, 2009 at 2:44 pm

OMG I didn’t notice that this post was by SquareBART, not Square. I’m mortified — SB-ji you’ve got phenomenal taste in men and your capping skills are second to none — believe me I know from experience that pausing at just the right moment for those armpit shots is hard work :-).

But oh, so very worth it :-).

<3 ya xoxoxo
squarebart on October 28th, 2009 at 3:55 pm

I guess I just better go on record. I love a buzzcut — is very hot! and bald men and shaved heads and the “jarhead” look! Totally! Granted not every one of us can carry it off, a nice shaped head is helpful. But I totally like the look of these three in this movie.

And yes, Justinji, it’s true. As noted, I’m an occasional main-site-poster, thanks to the lovely and magnanimous Mr. SquareHippies himself. The arbiter and arm-biter of all things shoitless…. Cheerios, oxo SB
Hippy. on October 28th, 2009 at 5:45 pm

Great caps!
I’m a glutton for Mr. Gyllenhaal tbh… he looks great with a full head of hair, without hair, shirtless, shirt on, any way you look at em!

Now, looks like I have a purchase to make…
Complex on October 28th, 2009 at 5:55 pm

@ Hippy, I am SOOOO with you on that! I’ll take Jake any way, shape, or form.
Hugobopp on October 29th, 2009 at 2:57 pm

This is SO much more interesting than Paul Rudd in pink panties.
LeadingMan on November 3rd, 2009 at 7:35 am

Don’t blame my pathetic little Santa photos for ignoring these other great Jakey pics!

(Actually, I thought you had done this collection before. LOL!) Have I told you lately that I love you?! XO
Square on November 3rd, 2009 at 6:24 pm

@LeadingMan I know you always do, and it’s the the same thing here!