Jude Law in Alfie

By squarebart on November 10, 2009 in Actors

Jude Law Shirtless

Alfie is a cad. He’s a very bad boy, and he needs to be spanked — by me. Nobody plays a charming bad boy like the scrumpdidleyumptious Jude. I think it’s really those hairy forearms that get me goin’ the most, but he’s such a sly-smilin’ eye-twinkler… I can’t stand it. OK, I can stand it, so long as there is that spanking. He’s a bad boy, but he’s very generous with the shoitlessness in Alfie, that torso’s a little on the slim side — which I know many of you will enjoy. He’s here and in the Forum too in his more relaxed — that is, filled-out — mode. oxo squarebart

Jude Law Shirtless

It’s not what it looks like…

Jude Law Shirtless

The most fun is watching the Michael Caine Alfie and then the Jude Law Alfie. Very different!

Michael Caine Shirtless

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b2b on November 10th, 2009 at 3:25 am

well,JD is a sweet piece of candy but michael caine is a better actor
DoverDavid on November 10th, 2009 at 6:05 am

Who cares if he can act, look at him! LOL Always thought he was very handsome, although at times he can act like a prick……and speaking of prick’s.
Big Dave on November 10th, 2009 at 6:56 pm

Who cares how well he can act? All I require of him is that he take off his shirt. His chest hair is delicious.
Patrick on November 10th, 2009 at 8:29 pm

Beautiful nips.
Justin on November 10th, 2009 at 9:00 pm

Ok THAT’s going to the top of my netflix queue
Justin on November 10th, 2009 at 9:02 pm

Oh. And DAMN. I did it again :-). I missed that it was Squarebart that did this post.

I’m going to have a present for you coming up soon, SB. Just watch for it in the forum ;-).
Todd R on November 10th, 2009 at 9:16 pm

I. Love. Him.
Gil on November 10th, 2009 at 9:53 pm

Mmmmmmmmm…Jude looks so delicious, sexy & HOT in this movie! Thanks for sharing.
Phil on November 12th, 2009 at 11:14 am

Square I’m glad I’m not the only guy who thinks the fore arm can be a major turn on…I don’t like the “Popeye” look but something about a well developed hairy fore arm is just-well dayum; and if he has fur in his shirt collar too-that’s like cream my jeans(hands optional)time…
Francois on November 18th, 2009 at 10:08 pm

An interesting case, that Jude…

First, he’s a beautiful creature, like a blonde angel… But sometimes there’s something a bit twisted or evil, in his eyes…

He has a very hairy chest, something a bit unusual for a naturally blonde guy.

He looks and acts like he has class, I think.

He is a good actor, no matter what some might say.