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1. Alexander on January 7th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
   

   He can stroke his way into my bed anytime.

2. Novak Djokovic Shirtless - Squarehippies.com on January 13th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
   [...] like Psiwire, anyone in sports is random to me (okay, exception for except David Beckham and Michael Phelps and Andy Roddick). [...]

3. Chente on January 17th, 2008 at 12:00 am
   

   :)awesome!!!!!

4. nicole on January 22nd, 2008 at 4:54 pm
   

   I will do Phelps in a nanosecond!

5. Leon on January 27th, 2008 at 9:35 pm
   

   Ditto, he’s gorgeous <3

6. Ali on February 7th, 2008 at 11:16 pm
   

   SPEEDO

7. Tennis lover on April 26th, 2008 at 11:15 pm
   

   To Craig Blake,

   I agree. Let me s*** the c** out of his c** anytime and he can f*** my hot a** too anytime he wants. He is f***** hot!

8. brittani on June 3rd, 2008 at 6:23 am
   

   i love swimmers bodies

9. hehe on June 30th, 2008 at 9:39 am
   

   omg. So hott. Swimmere bodies are amazingly sexy. And in the last pic it looks like he’s checking out his bulge. =}

10. Melissa Gonzalez on July 3rd, 2008 at 1:24 pm
    

    i say that because im a swimmer too, and we always look HOT. but think its weird how people are OVER obsessed about us and are bods(;

11. phil on July 3rd, 2008 at 3:27 pm
    

    OMG the pic of him looking at his penis…bet that causes a bit of drag…LOL…

12. phil on July 3rd, 2008 at 3:34 pm
    

    Too bad he has to shave his treasure trail…Look closely at the B&W pic…It’s there…

13. Christopher on July 4th, 2008 at 4:15 am
    

    you can also see it in one of the color photos too. Would love to see his penis.

14. samantha on July 12th, 2008 at 7:20 am
    

    He looks really sexy in all of theses pictures but all I would do is ask him to hold me as we both finish our swim workouts

15. mark on July 13th, 2008 at 11:21 pm
    

    To melissa gonzalez - what you said made you sound like the ugliest person in the room. nobody here really cares about what you do (or marriage). what a sad little girl she is.

16. samantha on July 26th, 2008 at 9:54 am
    

    I agree with you mark I am a swimmer too and yet I have a big belly but a 1:03:00 free style 100

17. A dude on August 12th, 2008 at 12:22 am
    

    That’s the difference between guys and girls. Guys (mostly) wanna f*** him, girls (mostly) want to marry him. But as evidenced by these comments the girls are more split when it comes to the marry/f*** divide.

18. mandy on August 13th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
    

    Woo haha I luuuuuuuv MP! So HOTT haha I luv how he’s kinda goofy but then …BAM!! Givs u a heart attack wit that serious face *sighs* and he’s so freakin talented amazing indescribable beautiful goofishly handsome yup that’s Michael Phelps for ya bby

19. Angela on August 14th, 2008 at 9:09 am
    

    I just wanna rub my body and hands all over his body and lick down to that tattoo he has hidden! God I could look at these pictures all day.

20. Ryan on August 14th, 2008 at 11:54 am
    

    I’d definately love to service Mr. Phelps. I would deepthroat that big c*** of his and gladly swallow every drop of c**.

21. mama mia on August 14th, 2008 at 9:14 pm
    

    He is out of this world. That guy is a god, check out that body. I wish i was one of his speedos

22. Eamon Sullivan - Squarehippies.com on August 14th, 2008 at 9:48 pm
    [...] everyone in the known universe posted pictures of golden Olympic meat that is Michael Phelps, let me try to post something else for a change. Eamon Sullivan is not exactly Olympic history, but [...]

23. juny on August 18th, 2008 at 9:32 am
    

    Man I would swallow his sperm again and again to make hime happy all the time , papacito

24. juny on August 18th, 2008 at 9:33 am
    

    Man, I would swallow his sperm again and again to make hime happy all the time , papacito i luve you

25. Even MORE overnight interest in Michael Phelps’ penis | My Sex Professor: Sexuality Education on August 18th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
    [...]  (Above image via this site). [...]

26. Brittany Medlin on August 20th, 2008 at 3:06 am
    

    Damn People he’s not just a piece of meat. Show some respect. Yeah he is good lookin but honestly there’s more to him then that.

27. Psiwire on August 20th, 2008 at 3:20 am
    

    Oh relax, the boy swims back and forth in a pool. He’s not curing cancer.

28. daily dose of queer: gay & lesbian blog » Blog Archive » Hot Male Olympic Swimmers on August 22nd, 2008 at 5:17 am
    [...] had. I could list hundreds of URLS but that would look unsightly, instead here is my favorite page: squarehippies.com/blog/athletes/2007/01/michael-phelps It contains several images of the smooth-skinned hunk and we’re particularly fond of the ones [...]

29. Michael Phelps vs Anna Kournikova: women’s hearts are made of numbers « Frivolitas on August 25th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
    [...] THIS blog post features photos of Phelps and his glistening muscles.  however, it was posted by men, and the comments section furthers my theory.  for example: [...]

30. Ashley on August 26th, 2008 at 5:52 am
    

    uhh yea im having a party in my pants and he is SOO invited ;’)

31. elvia on August 26th, 2008 at 9:51 am
    

    michale phepls love for ever:)

32. Tia28 on August 26th, 2008 at 10:06 am
    

    Good lord have mercy…why why do you all do this to me why put these pics up on here??? The nasty things that run through my mind are def considered sins to say the least, he is so damn sexy anyway you want Michael baby you can have it!! That is one fine piece of man. All muscle I can only imagine….

33. soon to be Mrs. Phelps on August 26th, 2008 at 10:09 pm
    

    wow!!! some ppl have SICK minds!!!… sure i would LOVE 2 have kids w/ him but Brittany Medlin is rite we should also respet him as the FASTEST person in the pool and not that he has AMAZING abbs… even though he does!!!

34. ms.nick jonas and ms.joe jonas on August 26th, 2008 at 10:42 pm
    

    wow u guys are sooo weird i cant belive u would think about this kind of stuff its disgusting to read it get a life!!!!!! u know hes dating some girl and he has awesome abs but look at the picture he wont like u if ur saying this kind of junk… leave nice comments… hes awesome and very fast! GO MP!!!

    ~ Ms. Nick Jonas and Ms. Joe Jonas! <333

35. Miguel on August 27th, 2008 at 1:25 am
    

    ^ Seriously… How old are you? It would be more creepy to find that you’re over 30 and fantasizing over a kid in a crap band!

36. Noe on August 27th, 2008 at 6:36 am
    

    Holas..!!

    uhi q chicooo feooo de cara….jajaja… xD
    perooo hermosoooo de fisicooo….(baba) jajaja..!! =P
    buenooo..!!!
    besitoooss..!!

    ze te kiere….phelps,,!! (L)

    Y Love You..!! (L)

37. soon to be Mrs. Phelps on August 27th, 2008 at 9:11 pm
    

    … trust me there r LOTS of sick ppl in this world alot sicker than me!… i wonder y pro swimmers… like michael… always wear there spedos so0o0o low… i guess they think it make them swim faster…

38. jessica on August 29th, 2008 at 8:34 am
    

    hooooooo por dios, q cuerpo de mmmmmmmmmmm……….
    dios lo hizo tan bien y yan mal x el hecho d qe no lo tengo cerca jajaja
    pero con verlo
    lo amo y lo deseo ……..
    el hombre perfecto alto buenote, sexy aaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy TODO

39. jessica on August 29th, 2008 at 8:37 am
    

    TE @MO MI VIDA

    ZE TE QIERE Y ERES MI IDOLO MI TODO

    PAPITO HERMOZHO

    QUIERES SER MI NOVIO?

    DIME QE SI PLEASE……….

    IO TE VOY A AMAR SIEMPRE

    MICHAEL I LOVE YOU FOREVER FOREVER

40. aryam on August 29th, 2008 at 10:59 am
    

    W0W¡¡¡¡¡¡¡ I LOV3 YOU PHELPS =D

41. bugses101 on August 30th, 2008 at 8:33 am
    

    Good Lord! Hotness!
    But jeez some of ya’ll got some sick minds…
    I see why, but we don’t wanna read about your “fantasies” lol

42. nicole on August 30th, 2008 at 8:55 am
    

    i want phelps to just do me! now!!!!!

43. Elizabeth on August 30th, 2008 at 10:00 am
    

    Oh man! I wasn’t paying any attention to the names of any of the people who’ve been commenting but was damned impressed to FINALLY find girls who, like me, just wanna be fcuked by him and I couldn’t believe that there were girls talking about sucking his dcik and I was like ‘omg YAY FINALLY I am not alone and girls are finally accepting their sexuality!’. But then I came across the comment about girls wanting to marry phelps and boys wanting to do him and I then realized that those were boys and not girls. hahaha. And for a second there I felt like finally I wasn’t alone with my open perversion. Le sigh.
    I don’t get it. I look at him and there is not one thought going through my mind that is not completely obscene. I can’t help it. So where does the marriage come in? And how unsexy is that??
    Go on girls, don’t be afraid to get wet =p

    PS MS JonasWhatever. Boys like when people like their dciks. It’s the rule.

44. mrs. michael phelps on September 1st, 2008 at 8:37 am
    

    aaah!!! hes so frekin hot

45. Andy on September 2nd, 2008 at 7:37 am
    

    I just want to kiss him all over he is so hot and sexy I wish I can lick every inch of his hot body.

46. lady on September 2nd, 2008 at 6:38 pm
    

    looking like that it should be illegal to wear a shirt

47. italian girls on September 2nd, 2008 at 9:13 pm
    

    wow….you are the best and the most beautiful….(in italian:SEI STRA BELLO).
    I’d like to know you…but this is a dream!!see you…kisses

48. brenda, ale and gretel on September 3rd, 2008 at 6:23 am
    

    hi baby
    These well gallant to seeing when we prune ourselves to see
    You are a male prostitute?
    It(He,She) looks at the area sete the snot falls down

49. Maddie on September 3rd, 2008 at 7:52 am
    

    I LOVE HIM! OMG!!
    On my desktop i haf a pic of him in a looooow speedo, my friend went on my puter and opened it and saw the pic and just burst out laughing, she wouldnt stop and wouldnt tell me, she just showed me and got up and went away then came back. we were laughing sooo harrd.
    omigawd he is hawt!!!!!!!

50. samantha on September 5th, 2008 at 11:31 am
    

    You guys are f-ing sick if you knew even the littlest thing about he’s personality you’d respect him more some of you probably don’t even swim like me and other people ……show some class

51. jessika on September 9th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
    

    Michael ……..you are fantastic, superbeautiful,……the best in the world ….no …..in the universe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the most handsome shark in the ocean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!so…….I REALLY LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!……..I’ m italian, but i’ m your fan !!!!!! ok …..so ….by by …….KISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

52. twinn on September 13th, 2008 at 2:53 am
    

    * damnnn he is hwottt loook at dat nd hes jus chilllin to musiic dammmn boyyy woow he is sexii, hwoot, penggggg…..x love yooh sexy michael phelps…..x *

53. GERALDINE on September 17th, 2008 at 1:16 am
    

    OH MY GOD YOU SO HOT

54. abbie on September 17th, 2008 at 6:33 am
    

    OH
    MY
    GOSH

55. YATHZIBELL on September 18th, 2008 at 9:42 am
    

    YOU MADE ME SO HOT

56. GERAL on September 18th, 2008 at 9:47 am
    

    ESPERO ALGUN DIA CONOCERTE

57. ana on September 22nd, 2008 at 9:53 pm
    

    hottttttttttttttttttttt don’t love THE BITCH AMANDA BEARD

58. Emma on September 23rd, 2008 at 9:10 am
    

    *drool*

59. susie on September 27th, 2008 at 2:53 am
    

    dude he’s mine

60. pearl on September 27th, 2008 at 6:13 am
    

    Omg he is so fine!!!!!!!!he rocks

61. yackbea on September 28th, 2008 at 9:49 am
    

    i love michael phels i´m mexican is my heroe

62. yackbea on September 28th, 2008 at 9:53 am
    

    i love you
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    wow sexy hot
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63. Arely on September 30th, 2008 at 7:32 am
    

    PRETTY BOY

    I AM ONE OF SO MANY ADMIRERS

    WHO YOU HAVE YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL BOY, YOU ENCHANT TO ME.

    TO BY THE WAY YOU WANT TO BE MY BOY FREENS

64. Emma on October 6th, 2008 at 9:15 am
    

    That is the ultimate swimmer’s body. I remember when i was wtahcing one of his races for the 08 olympics this summer, i was like, woe!

65. Rad on October 9th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
    

    wow! hot!!!

66. ahmed (a guy) on October 13th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
    

    I want Michael Phelps to kick me hard in the nuts so i fall to the ground, where he’ll proceed to rub his bare feet on my face and kick my bare ass with his bare feet and rub his feet all over me. Then he’d punch me and kick me all around, stoping only when I beg for mercy. I’d kiss and lick his feet, up his legs while licking his amazing leg hair, then kissing and licking his inner thighes. He will have just worked out so his armpits will be sweaty and i’ll lick them and kiss them and he’ll rub his sweaty armpit hair all over my face. Then i’d kiss down his body and kiss below his belly button for a long time, then finally suck his dick. <3333

67. Anderson Cooper Shirtless in 60 Minutes - Squarehippies.com on November 29th, 2008 at 7:16 pm
    [...] Minutes”. Not only that, we also get to see him along with the legendary water god that is Michael Phelps. The only thing to complain is Andy was wearing loose trunks instead of something a lot tighter. [...]

68. CHENTE on December 1st, 2008 at 10:25 am
    

    When I can breath normally and get off the floor, I will try and write something……..

69. alejandro on January 2nd, 2009 at 11:46 am
    

    eres el hombre mas lindo del mundo… te amo

70. sally on January 2nd, 2009 at 11:20 pm
    

    the last picture is the best..teehee

71. hey sexy on January 2nd, 2009 at 11:25 pm
    

    haha i was at my tennis camp and it was me and like 14-25 year old guys just watching the olympics and swimming was one. and micheal phelps came on and i moaned and what like omg looking at him dreamily and all the other guys were like..awww… and were jealous. i said to my guy friends “he needsd to take of the speedo” it was awkward but fun

    also, i was in canada with my parents and their parents friends and their 19 year old son. he was hot. body like phelps, but different face and was shorter. he ha a receeding hair line..aww..hott… anyways, he went swimming and i forgot my bathing suit so i was sitting on a rock just chilling, and he came over and if i just looked straight his “package” was right there in my face. and he was leaning his “package” forward saying ” soo..hey..whats up?’ it was really funny

72. yoyo on January 10th, 2009 at 2:53 am
    

    i would like 2 have sex with michael phelps. he’s soooo sexy & hot! gorgeous!
    love his big, long, hairy penis! i would like 2 insert his penis into my mouth!….
    …. love his nipples to… hehehe…

73. yoyo on January 10th, 2009 at 2:59 am
    

    i wonder how fast can his sperm swim. is it faster than him? hmm…
    lov his sexy penisy! i want 2 drink his semen & sperm!

74. yoyo on January 16th, 2009 at 1:17 am
    

    michael phelps make my peenis erect! my peenis will erect when i saw his picture! u know what… my semen also will come out when i saw his picture! i want 2 have sex with michael phelps! ahahahaha….

75. Barry Howdy Ansin on January 16th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
    

    AWESOME MICHEAL PHELPS!!!! VERY VERY HOTTEST SEXY GREEK-GOD MUSCLES!!!!! I LOVE YOU MICHEAL PHELPS SMILE ALWAY!!!!!

76. Maxim 3 on January 27th, 2009 at 6:22 pm
    

    oh wow,what a body on this hottie :Q

77. Mike on February 1st, 2009 at 10:41 pm
    

    Nice body - shame about the face, and besides that he looks retarded he’s got ADHD….

78. Hor Knee on February 2nd, 2009 at 1:16 am
    

    I am so in love with Michael Phelps. The first picture — he has a HUGE hardon. What a big piece of meat on the most gorgeous body on the planet. Michael, I would do ANYTHING for one night of passion with you. Anyone this incredibly beautiful cannot possibly be straight. I would love to make love to you for the rest of my life. You make me drool with lust.

79. robert on February 8th, 2009 at 9:10 pm
    

    Michael Phelps: [OK, OK! Last post of the evening, I promise. You may be saying to yourself, "Robert is bored or needs to get a life" and you would be correct on both counts.] Alcohol, a legal drug, is far more destructive in every way than marijuana. But it IS legal and weed is NOT. However unfair that may be is not the point here. When stars, and athletes fall into that category, reach the ultimate heights of their work and are in the public eye constantly, often fall into the illusion they are invincible, bulletproof, unassailable. “Everyone loves me, I can do no wrong.” Wrong. Mr. Phelps, as I am told, is not the brightest bulb in the chandelier. Even so, one might think he would at least have the common sense not to attend a party and participate in an illegal activity ESPECIALLY when cameras are around. Paparazzi are everywhere and if anyone should know that it would be Mr. Phelps, a publicity hog if there ever was one. No look what he has gone and done: no more high-paying endorsement contracts. You just can’t break the law if you’re a beloved, sainted, highly publicized and adored athlete and get away with it today. Well, not entirely. Consider ARod. Likely a slap on the wrist in the long run. Will they eventually take away Michael’s medals? Unlikely unless the religious far right gets on his case big time although let’s hope no one with any sense whatsoever is still listening to THEM.

80. Hot Male Olympic Swimmers - dailylesbianblog.com on July 22nd, 2009 at 2:16 pm
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81. eric zeigler on July 28th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
    

    michael i just love you pooch of a stomach and that adorable belly button PLEASE michael can i play with your belly button and caress your stomach and grab your dick PLEASE i will make you cum like a good blow job i give

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