Olympic Hotness 1

By Square on August 20, 2008 in Athletes

Markus Rogan, Michael Phelps and Eamon Sullivan Shirtless

No, I haven’t forgotten about the Olympics. From now on until the closing ceremony, I’ll be posting few quick hitters on Olympic hotties in a single post. Do leave suggestions in your comments or the request forum because I am just one person (despite hundreds of my imaginary hunk hunting minions). For starters, here’s a shirtless Michael Phelps with a pornstache on, just before he became like greatest human being in the universe or something like that. I missed the pornstache, by the way.

Michael Phelps with a Mustache

He looks very cute and not buttery at all in this picture. I wonder why.

Michael Phelps

And finally, Eamon Sullivan and Phelps together. Is this an adorable photo or what? The only thing that’s better than these excited swimmers is that they touch each other. Very close. In speedos.

Michael Phelps and Eamon Sullivan

There, slightly better. Dayum, I gotta lay off the Photoshop stat before it gets worse!

Michael Phelps and Eamon Sullivan

If there’s one man that has a chance to beat the ButterPhelps (don’t hate me) and Eamon Sullivan in the sex appeal department, it’s this dude — Austrian swimmer Markus Rogan. I’m not saying that because of the chest fuzz. Okay I lied. Since I’m a complete dum dum in sports, do chest hair interfere with your dynamics in the water?

Markus Rogan Shirtless

Austrian Swimmer Markus Rogan Shirtless

via Yahoo! Sports

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23 Responses to “Olympic Hotness 1”
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KarmaLysing on August 20th, 2008 at 3:04 am

>>do chest hair interfere with your dynamics in the water?<<

Probably. Don’t care. WANT.
David on August 20th, 2008 at 4:27 am

Body hair does, it creats resistance and could slow one down. When your in a race where 1 one hunderith of a second counts, the slightest hair matters. Although I do want to see Michael Phelps unshaven. You see some in one pic, then it’s gone, same with the pit hair.
sassywench on August 20th, 2008 at 8:17 am

I will be having withdrawls once the Olympics are over. Can we get some photos of the beach volleyball players? I have seen some very hairy armpits and some chest hair in that competition. Marcus Rogan—-HOT!
sassywench on August 20th, 2008 at 8:18 am

Oh, and I think Phelps is cute, although sometimes he has a face like a donkey, but you know once he gets home to the USA he’ll be pulling it in like crazy!
QCNiceGuy on August 20th, 2008 at 9:03 am

I want to see Michael when he lets that chest hair grow for a while. And Marcus Rogan? He can practice the breaststroke on me any time!!!
AaronJ on August 20th, 2008 at 7:50 pm

Before:

There, slightly better. Dayum, I gotta lay off the Photoshop stat before it gets worse!

After:

There, slightly better. Dayum, I gotta rev up the Photoshop stat before it gets better!

Ever seen Photoshopped text? Well, now you have.
deej on August 20th, 2008 at 9:16 pm

Glad to see a focus on “other” Olympic hotties, as there certainly are. I love Michael Phelp’s body, but his face..well…I think he should NEVER shave off his goatee, because without it he does have that doggie face thing going on. With the goatee it is remarkable to me how he looks SO much sexier, and almost handsome.
André on August 20th, 2008 at 10:24 pm

The italian volleyball team is the hottest.
I’ve never seen so many great guys together in sports.
LOL

My favourites: Valerio Vermiglio, Mauro Gavotto, Matteo Martino (so hot) and the captain (forgot his name..sorry).
AaronJ on August 21st, 2008 at 12:11 am

André, that would be Massimo Barbolini, head coach of the Italian team.

PS: I would be the world’s dumbest person without Google.
AaronJ on August 21st, 2008 at 12:22 am

Shirtless pic of Valerio Vermiglio

I didn’t find the other guys shirtless, but MAN are they soooo ruggedly handsome!
highjump on August 21st, 2008 at 12:52 am

Swedish high jumper Linus Thörnblad
HOT
AaronJ on August 21st, 2008 at 3:57 am

Hmmm, it appears that I can *still* the world’s dumbest person, even WITH Google. The team’s captain (duh, NOT coach) is Alberto Cisolla.

Sorry André. I’m glad I re-read my posts.
sassywench on August 21st, 2008 at 7:27 am

Valerio Vermiglio: WANT NOW!!!!!
sassywench on August 21st, 2008 at 7:29 am

Linus Thörnblad: LICKABLE and the perfect chest to run long finger nails up and down!!!
André on August 21st, 2008 at 8:48 am

Yeah, Aaron..I was about to say that that wasn’t the name of the captain..
I’m glad I read all the posts.
;)Cisolla is so handsome too.

Isn’t Vermiglio the hottest..and u have no idea..playing he’s even hotter than on photos..LOL

Martino: http://www.volleygans.it/interviste80_file/Martino1.jpg
André on August 21st, 2008 at 9:30 am

Cisolla in underwear:
http://console.seven.it/modules/FORMARCHITECT/externals/33775/20070621161454z.jpg
André on August 21st, 2008 at 9:30 am

another one:

http://console.seven.it/modules/FORMARCHITECT/externals/33774/20070621161437z.jpg
André on August 21st, 2008 at 9:31 am

Mastrangelo, from the Italain team too:

http://console.seven.it/modules/FORMARCHITECT/externals/33727/20070621161114z.jpg
André on August 21st, 2008 at 9:32 am

There are lots of photos of them (including Vermiglio) on Mikasa’s italian website
www.mikasa.it
bob on August 23rd, 2008 at 1:46 pm

anyone else notice michael has an innie now? YUM! ITS SO LICKABLE
harold on August 23rd, 2008 at 7:49 pm

Where, o where, are shots of Alexandre Despatie, that hottie French-Canadian diver-man? Oh Man!
nicole on August 23rd, 2008 at 10:46 pm

phelps is too hot
shaza 49 on August 30th, 2008 at 4:24 am

what about matthew mitchem
they’re cute but matt’s gay and he is hoooooootttttttt