My fat ass will be doing some traveling today, so instead of leaving you to start your Monday morning HONGRAY for men candy – I’ll leave you with this picture of a fine piece of Mexican hotness, Paulo César Quevedo (via Cisoto Fotos). Paulo is a seasoned television actor slash model in Mexico (thank you IMDB) and although he has been exploited to the limit before (this photo shoot in particular is verging on the spicy Mexican cheese even, for me) – this shot certainly does a lot of damages to the libido. I’ll see you guys on the other side! (more…)

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This is not really me posting, it’s the raging teenage schoolboy inside me who is gullible, easily pleased and gets excited on the simplest things – like a bumpy bus ride. Stephen Colletti looks like someone I stalked secretly admired in high school but never talked to me that much. At 26, he still looks like the resident heartthrob you wish he talked to you more in high school. Is that a good thing? I don’t know, but these shirtless caps from “One Tree Hill” by Superherofan certainly bring back memories. (more…)

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I am, and probably  forever will be one of those lame people who doesn’t watch Oscar nominated films until three years later. While I’m sure “The Artist” is a masterpiece like what them critics say – Jean Dujardin should be the catalyst for me to see it. I mean, Jean is the sort of man I would find when I look for ‘hot French guy’ in the encyclopaedia. Encyclopaedia of the labia that is. Here are some caps with his equally delicious co-star Gilles Lellouche from his upcoming film, “Les Infidèles”, which caused quite a stir with its racy poster. And because we’ve been missing this fine French piece all this while, I’ve included some of his skin shots from previous films too. Takes me back to that time where Sean Connery is all I wanted in my life. Trailer after the jump, but it is totally NSFW due to boobage so viewers beware. (more…)

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And here’s Chris Evans being his hot self in Los Angeles shooting the cover for Details magazine (they better put the shirtless one on, damn it). This is premium Hollywood manbeef we’re talking about here, so I’m going to keep this short, sweet and obviously sticky. Number 3 beard – yes. Sunglasses – yes. Recovering hairy chest and torso – yes. Pink nipples – yes. Treasure trails – yes. Tatoos – HELL TO THE NO. Tell me it’s not real. Undo, undo! (more…)

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Here’s the moving pictures version of that David Beckham panties ad for H&M earlier. You know, it’s nice for him to be shirtless and all (is there an undo tool for tats somewhere?), but the thing is he is mostly selling underwear not tattoos. When I want to buy me some chonies, I need to see the front, preferably in great detail. This advert is everything but the much anticipated crotch shot. Fine, only reason I need to see his bulge is to confirm these. I guess I’ll have to say extra prayers to the H&M Photoshop gods when I go to bed tonight! (more…)

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It takes a lot to stand out from a bunch of hot shirtless guys, and that is exactly what James Wolk and his elegantly trimmed chest did to me. Taking the hairy baton from Justin Chatwin in this week’s episode of “Shameless” he needs to do this a lot more to get me start watching. That being said, after a period of drought, 2 years to be exact – seeing James in a pair of boxers is like a breath of fresh air to my libido. Yes, more of this please – the future of humanity depends on it! (more…)

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You know sometimes you think there is very little point of doing something,it’s much better not to do it at all? In this case, here’s the thunder from down under Sam Worthington looking a little chunky (that’s a good thing) on the Tonight Show wearing what appears to be a toddler’s Hawaiian shirt. Okay, it was his shirt pre-Clash of the Titans. Sam tried his best to keep the shirt on by unbuttoning the bottom part but to be honest, I don’t see any reason why he should keep it on because A, it’s a ghastly shirt and B, that wild hairy chest desperately needs to be unleashed. Clip, after the jump. Thanks to Nick for the heads up! (more…)

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If you’re into heavily scruffed James Morrison / Chris Martin looks and some rugged Canadian I-don’t-give-a damn-let’s-go-fishing lumberjack charms, three words you have to remember when you go to bed tonight: KRIS HOLDEN-RIED. Thanks to Bannock and wpb30635 at the forum for introducing this fine piece of delicious male form the north to the rest of the world (by that I mean me because I live under a big rock). Kris plays Dyson in TV series “Lost Girl“, of which he is obligated to make hot sex to the female lead in order to heal her or something like that (does it matter?), resulting in skin scenes in almost all episodes. Yes and hell to the fucking yes. Here are some caps of the man of my dreams tonight and many nights after from few episodes of the first series, and I’ll let them do the stroking talking from now on. (more…)

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This morning is brought to you by mah husband Paul Rudd answering questions from teenage girls on Rookie magazine about cooties and shit like that – exploding a few thousand crotches in the process. You can almost hear mine in the background, you know because I’m always near him since he’s mah husband and all. Those glasses and that hair combo. I can’t even… Get the bucket ready and watch the adorableness after the jump. Thanks joetimber for this! (more…)

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Here is someone who does everything right. I’m not saying I’m easy to please, but if you have scruff at the right length and most importantly STOP WAXING (I’ll forgive the eyebrows) then welcome to my libidoland. Here are some preview skin from Zac Efron’s upcoming Nicholas Sparks (who is quite the hotness himself) film, “The Lucky One”, joining the likes of Ryan Gosling, Channing Tatum, Liam Hemsworth and not forgetting Kevin Costner in “Message in a Bottle”. The trailer clearly tried its best sell Zac’s sex appeal by providing various parts of his body and succeeded. Remember to bring your drool buckets to theatres this April 20th. (more…)

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