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One-Hundred-Percent Follicle Free

Square — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 10:41:41 +0000

This image is being plastered all over the internets since yesterday, and since this site is about shirtlessness and all – here are two new stills via Entertainment Weekly from Steven Soderbergh’s highly anticipated “Magic Mike” featuring some of the hunks of your wet dreams including Matt Bomer, Channing Tatum, Joe Manganiello, Alex Pettyfer, Adam Rodriguez and of fucking course Matthew McConaughey. I knew it’s going to be a pretty smooth affair, but judging from these two shots – looks like it’s going to be completely 100% follicle free. Well, Matt Bomer’s beauty made up for it, and pretty much everything else that is bad in this world. Also, don’t forget to dry your cubicle before you go home, we don’t want to piss off the weekend cleaners do we? (more…)

Armie Hammer in Mirror, Mirror

Square — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 11:48:58 +0000

Everybody’s talking about the upcoming Snow White films, among them “Snow White and the Huntsman” and “Mirror, Mirror”. The latter looks like a royal mess but it is my duty to separate the less important things and focus on the actual eye candy. Chris Hemsworth as the over masculine woodsman will sure blow everybody’s libido to pieces, but it is unclear whether that scruffy outfit will be shed in the film. If he does lose the shirt, I really hope that they leave his follicles alone. As much as people hate “Mirror, Mirror” – we were blessed by the sight of a very shirtless Armie Hammer as the Prince complete with a furry chest. That’s enough to get my ass to the theatre but again, I’m very easy to please. When I google Prince Charming, this is exactly what I expect to find. (more…)

How Does This Make You Feel?

Square — Thu, 04 Aug 2011 22:55:08 +0000

Here is the first official shot of Henry Cavill as the new Superman, via ONTD. The suit is being filled nicely (I bet there’s some serious shaving action going on under there), and that look is definitely a weapon of mass crotch destruction. I’m pretty sure a shirtless shot or two from “Man of Steel” (ala Andrew Garfield) will surface soon enough, preferably in Clark Kent mode. Til then, there are plenty of shirtlessness from Mr. Cavill to drool at. How does Henry Cavill as Superman make you feel? (more…)

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Post tags: british, hunk, movies, superhero

ABOUT. BLOODY. TIME.

Square — Fri, 22 Jul 2011 17:03:36 +0000

All my life, I have been waiting for this very moment to happen. THIS VERY MOMENT. Yes boys and girls, the time has come to salivate over mah husband – the one and only Jason Sudeikis’s gratuitous shirtlessness in the theatrical trailer of the much anticipated movie event in the history of forever “A Good Old Fashioned Orgy”. The actual film will be released on the second day of September which is like a million years from now so since my head and my crotch are about to explode in about 5 seconds, I will let the caps do the ~~stroking~~ talking. Jesse, my first born belongs to you. (more…)

Spider-Hipster

Square — Sun, 17 Jul 2011 14:17:09 +0000

I’m not sure what to make of these stills of Andrew Garfield as the new Peter Parker in the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly. Don’t get me wrong, I am forever grateful to shirtless gods for that one shot everyone’s been talking about (along with that hipster ass) but to see the actual Spider-Man with the mask on left me wanting for more. More beef, that is. With the mask off, I think he looks great and doable. With the mask AND shirt off, well let’s not even go down there. I hope that they recreated the original scene in the first installment where Peter Parker stands in front of the mirror checking himself out, purely because that was one of my first posts EVER on this site! (more…)

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Post tags: adorkable, british, movies

It’s Not What You Think It Is

Square — Fri, 17 Jun 2011 09:04:30 +0000

Sorry to disappoint you but this is NOT a preview the latest release from Raging Stallion or that bear night club flyer you frequent downtown. You don’t see two furry chests on a Hollywood film poster everyday so this latest poster of “Warrior” starring Tom Hardy and Joel Edgerton gets my crotch’s stamp of approval. I’m not really keen on Tom’s face in this but with that body, who can complain? “Warrior” will be in cinemas September 9th. (more…)

Upcoming Skin on Summer Screen

Square — Sun, 03 Apr 2011 09:22:08 +0000

I can’t remember when was the last time I literally rummaged through movie trailers online to look for some skin scenes. Well, last night I did – and here are my findings. Instead of putting each of them in a separate post, I’ve decided to bung them all in here for easy reference. Let’s go! (more…)

If You’re into Blond Scruffy Norse Gods…

Square — Sat, 11 Dec 2010 05:46:46 +0000

The first teaser trailer for “Thor” has been released, and I must say — Chris Hemsworth does look like a proper blond Norwegian god. Almost, because a proper Norse God should have perfectly conditioned soft platinum wavy hair (and blond chest fur, but I’m a little fuzzy on this). Apart from flat packed furniture, I’m sure for most of you the first thing that comes to mind when thinking about anything Scandinavian is Alexander Skarsgaad, but I think Chris is doing just fine here (and here if you’re feeling adventurous). If anything, the director Kenneth Branagh fits the role better! From that little 3 second glimpse in the trailer, it looks like the scene has at least a good 3 minutes showcasing Chris’s physique. Next year seems to be full of shaved superheroes and before you shoot me, I’m aware of the fact that Chris is naturally smooth). I’m beyond complaining at this point so just watch the trailer, after the jump. (more…)

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Penn Badgley is Back (On the Wax)

Square — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 11:56:10 +0000

I would like to apologize for two things. Number one, for being a LAZY ASS (okay, actually it’s busy ass but enough excuses for now — does getting addictive to Wii count as “busy”) and number two, for this coming back with this post. It’s devastating I know. Just when you thought obsessive compulsive shaver Penn Badgley has put down the razor for good, he’s back with a completely shaven chest in teenage comedy flick “Easy A“. Again. You know what, it’s not his fault. I blame the film people for this abomination. There’s nothing wrong with having a hairy chest in a teen flick so people need to stop thinking that you have to shave one’s chest to make him look younger! “Easy A” will be out on September 17th if you care. (more…)

How Does This Make You Feel?

Square — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 18:32:49 +0000

Speaking of getting rid of ALL your body fat, here are some quick caps of one of my used to be lust materials of all time (aka lock the door, spare some tissues material), Ben Affleck from the theatrical trailer of “The Town” of which he has written and directed himself. It’s from the studio that brought us “The Departed” so I guess they’re trying to recreate this scene. Usually the sight of Ben sans shirt gives me all kinds of tingles but he just doesn’t do it for me anymore. “The Town” also has mah husband in a role that hopefully will last more than 5 minutes on screen. It’s a crime I tell you. A damn crime! (more…)