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My Ass is Finally on Facebook

Square — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 22:00:51 +0000

So. It has taken me about a century to get on Twitter, and another century later I’ve finally managed to get this pre-historic joint on Facebook. It is a known fact that this website is always behind in pretty much everything. Maybe you kids are moving too fast these days! The page is just there at the moment until my old ass learn to play around with things a bit – but at least you can like or pretend to like so you get updates and shit like that or whatever it is that Facebook does. Truthfully I don’t know what I’m talking about. You obviously know better. But yes, my ass is on Facebook. Another picture of mah husband in GQ after the jump, just because. (more…)

Happy New Year!

Square — Sun, 01 Jan 2012 12:22:05 +0000

Here’s wishing you lovely people a very happy and prosperous new year. May this year bring us loads and loads of shirtlessness!

Happy Christmas!

Square — Sun, 25 Dec 2011 10:44:54 +0000

Instead of posting a picture of some hot guy with santa hat on, take some time off unwrapping your (unwanted) gifts and stimulate your drool glands before the turkey dinner over these delicious shots of Jon Bon Jovi flaunting his 49 year old blond furry bod in St. Barts. Just like that, starter is DONE. Hope you’re having a happy Christmas and don’t lose those receipts for a full refund! (more…)

The Return of Me (and Mah Husbands)

Square — Tue, 14 Jun 2011 10:48:38 +0000

I know it’s the same old excuse, but my ass have been heavily occupied during the last couple of weeks hence the lack of shirtless mens in your inbox. Or maybe the last post had lasting effect on me that I have to put others on halt. Either way, I’d like to thank you from the bottom of my crusty heart for your emails, suggestions and a very special appreciation to forum members who have never failed to notify me of scam posts that are swarming the discussion board on a daily basis. I’m going to pull out some tricks out of the bag to revive this joint, but for now let’s enjoy some shots of mah husband (who seems to be EVERYWHERE these days – though I’m not saying that it’s a bad thing at all) featuring his LUSH chest fuzz from the recent MTV Movie Awards. See you soon! (more…)

Happy New Year!

Square — Fri, 31 Dec 2010 23:40:12 +0000

Before I go to bed tonight (someone is too old to stay up late), I’d like to wish all of my wonderful readers a very happy new year. In case you’re wondering, yes I’m going to do a retrospective post so there will be something for you to do after the mandatory hangover tomorrow. As you can see above I’m clearly posting this from my bed next to mah husband ~~and delusional as ever~~. Good night and here’s to another good year in shirtlessness! (more…)

Happy Christmas!

Square — Sat, 25 Dec 2010 09:36:09 +0000

It seems like a million years ago that I posted anything on this website, doesn’t it? Well, today is no exception, because it’s freaking Christmas day! ‘Tis the season to secretly drool over your hot cousins and uncles (yes I’m talking to you), especially if they look anything like the two hot pieces above. With that note, I’d like to wish all my loyal readers a very happy Christmas and thanks ever so much for being patient with my lazy ass. Posts will resume after Boxing Day, pinky promise! (more…)

My Ass Has Been Attacked Part 2

Square — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 19:13:52 +0000

As you all might have known, this website has been under attack YET AGAIN but when you’re reading this post, it means that we’re back up again (it was probably a punishment for being lazy). Let’s celebrate the end of that absolute nightmare by staring at Thomas Jane’s hairy chest from last week’s episode of “Hung”. Seriously, who can ever get enough of that? Anyways, please do accept my apology if that incident has affected you in any way. By ‘any way’ I really mean being your crotch block. Now the drooling activities can resume. All is well in the world. (more…)

What. The. Hell.

Square — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 20:27:41 +0000

This is the worst piece of news I’ve heard like EVER. Whatever I did to deserve this, please tell me God because I will make things right! Just when I thought I can go through the weekend smiling after the sight of mah husband’s tummy fuzz, came the news of mah first husband dating Jennifer Aniston. Of all people! They were allegedly dating since shooting “The Bounty Hunter” together. Noone can deny mah husband’s fake stache hotness, but seriously? All that said, this is a perfect excuse for Jason Sudeikis to be in the news more often. More paparazzi will follow him around, camp in front of the house (my daily routine) and hopefully get some good skin shots out of mah husband. Wait a minute. This is totally a clever tactic to publicize my crotch’s highly anticipated film of the year “A Good Old Fashioned Orgy“. Nice one mah husband! (more…)

My Ass Has Been Attacked

Square — Thu, 13 May 2010 03:50:26 +0000

And NOT in a good way! If you tried to navigate around the site for the past 20 hours or so and failed miserably, that’s because this site has been under attack by fur hating devils (I’m looking at you Phillips, Nivea and Gillette)! Okay, not really but I understand how annoying it is not to be able to drool at shirtless men in a day. I have upgraded the system and hopefully everything’s fine and will stay that way. I just want to post hairy men damn it! Editor’s note: Above picture has nothing to do with this post, but if you really need to know it’s prime British bunny Danny Miller who played Aaron Livesy on ITV soap “Emmerdale” via Aaron’s Story, getting naked for Cosmopolitan magazine to raise awareness of male cancer for Everyman. And yes, I put it there to get your attention because it’s almost impossible get one without a naked dude. Full picture after the jump but don’t get your hopes up. (more…)

How Does This Make You Feel?

Square — Sun, 02 May 2010 05:00:58 +0000

THE FUCK. This is one of those times where I would turn neon green, bloat and head straight for the porcelain god to get my intestines out. Via Socialite Life, these are some pictures of the spawn of the anti follicle she devil also known as Carmen Electra “deforesting” a few furry men of all sorts. ILLEGAL. All this abomination of mother nature is part of Philips (the unholy trinity is complete) “Deforest Yourself, Reforest the World“. Yes, THE FUCK is the only way to describe this mess. I can’t even… (more…)