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Mah Husband Being His Adorable Self

Square — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 11:34:14 +0000

This morning is brought to you by mah husband Paul Rudd answering questions from teenage girls on Rookie magazine about cooties and shit like that – exploding a few thousand crotches in the process. You can almost hear mine in the background, you know because I’m always near him since he’s mah husband and all. Those glasses and that hair combo. I can’t even… Get the bucket ready and watch the adorableness after the jump. Thanks joetimber for this! (more…)

A Scruffy Disney Prince is Now Possible

Square — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 10:47:29 +0000

Image above is not a Disney prince though, it’s just mah TV husband prince Josh Dallas (shut up!). At last, Disney is welcoming itself into the 21st century and recognizing the hotness of scruff on a man. Starting next month, Disney employees can grow some facial hair, according to the Los Angeles Times (via the fab ONTD). It’s not limited to wolves and dwarves anymore, so this is good news for follicle fans. It’s not just a matter of personal preference because on most guys, scruff does make a great deal of difference. Let’s have a look, shall we? (more…)

Morgan Spurlock, Get the Speedos Back On!

Square — Thu, 14 Apr 2011 20:01:21 +0000

You know what, this event right here — is definitely my Josh Gates moment of 2011 and this time, we have a video! My new super bestest friend in the whole wide world Samir did an interview at CalTV with the delectable ginge that is Morgan Spurlock for his new film “The Greatest Movie Ever Sold” and was (too) kind enough to do a mention of this mess of a site AND a scrolling screen shot of Morgan’s speedo wearing spread. Too much! I’ll shut my ass up so you can watch the video after the jump, and the magic happens 2:50 into the interview. Samir you are the best! What’s next? An interview with Jason Sudeikis? Okay, maybe let’s not do that because my heart just stopped. (more…)

How Does This Make You Feel?

Square — Sat, 15 Jan 2011 12:47:41 +0000

Sony Pictures recently released the first glimpse of adorkable English hipster bunny Andrew Garfield as the new Spider-Man. I’m not well versed in superheroes film literature, but I think this is the first time they feature a very average body on one. This is a complete opposite of Tobey Maguire’s buff party back in the first film (kindly ignore the GEOCITIES tag, thank you). How does Andrew Garfield in a skin tight suit make you feel? (more…)

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Post tags: adorkable, british, movies, superhero

Those Damn Furry Ozzies!

Square — Mon, 10 Jan 2011 11:00:27 +0000

These Ozzies are determined to destroy our crotches by constantly setting them on fire. Illegal! Keeping in line with the “I’m always behind everything” theme, here’s an even older news — almost 3 years to be exact. As I’m pretty sure at least two (me included) of you have yet to see these weapons of mass crotch destruction imported all the way from down under, here are some of my favorites from the Outback and Outback Currawong Creek series (available in HARDback) shot by photographer Paul Freeman. I wouldn’t exactly call them coffee table books, because images as beautiful as these belong to one place and one place only — under the bedside table next to the lube and a box of tissues. Nowhere else. (more…)

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Post tags: australian, cowboy, farmer, hairy, model, pits

2010 in (Shirtless) Pictures

Square — Sat, 01 Jan 2011 15:07:57 +0000

For once, I got this posted in time so yay me. Moving on, here’s what probably you have been waiting for since last year — a lusty look back at 2010, a year full of shirtlessness and sadly to say, shaved chests. It’s amazing how time flies while we’re drooling, isn’t it? If you really want to stick your ~~knob~~ nose into the archives, here are the summaries for 2009 and 2008. Gosh, it seems only like yesterday I did this post (warning: may contain Brazilian hotness). This particular post might crash my already ailing server because it contains a year worth’s of hotness, so be extremely patient and pray that it won’t happen. (more…)

GUILTY is Right

Square — Thu, 30 Dec 2010 05:00:36 +0000

It’s a fact of life that I adore body hair and those who are man enough to grow it, but one of the things I loathe is when they start to mess with mother nature’s gift to the species. While we welcome the triumphant return of Chris Evans’s hot furry chest from this disaster, I really don’t understand why the Photoshop fairies at Gucci have to meddle with his follicles, resulting in a weird swirly effect that you can only see on lollipops and Van Gogh’s “Starry Night”. Well, maybe it’s an indication that it’s sweet and lickable — but we really could have done without the visual because that’s given anyway! In other news, when will Jon Hamm gets his fragrance deal? I’m sure a lot of men would want to smell like Don Draper and a lot of gays / women would want to know what Don Draper smells like (I already knew, OF COURSE). (more…)

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Post tags: commercial, hairy, hunk, model, scruff

A Work of Art: The Sudeikis in Black & White

Square — Tue, 28 Dec 2010 08:50:08 +0000

Laziness, like busyness and uninspiredness is a terrible disease, and most of the time you totally need that special push to get out of it. THIS is my push. It’s a black and white portrait of MAH HUSBAND looking like perfection personified. The hair, the scruff, the smile, the everything! It’s like Sudeikis is saying to me, “Square, the world needs you to spread the shirtlessness… Get off your lazy ass and post something!”. I’m not sure who shot it, but this masterpiece should only be found in places like the Louvre, the MoMA and my crotch (most likely the last one). Thanks a bunch to Joe for this, and I’ll use this to inspire and propel myself forward (no pun intended) to get more and more hotness on the site. As most of you will be making multiple trips to the stores to return those awful Christmas gifts today, I’ll be churning some deliciousness to be salivated over when you come back. See you in a bit! (more…)

They Have to Ruin Everything, Don’t They?

Square — Wed, 24 Nov 2010 13:17:11 +0000

Since nothing is sacred anymore, here are some caps from direct to bargain bin in your local video store “Mean Girls 2″ trailer, starring that mean ass niece from “Desperate Housewives” and this hot piece named Diego Gonzalez. I have no further comment about this mess, but since the trailer has a hot shirtless guy in it, it’s only natural that they ended up here. Well, at least they made up for lack of skin in the first one — it’s a major money spinner these days isn’t it? He’s a big teenage heartthrob in Mexico, but you might have seen Diego in “Pretty Little Liars”. Since I couldn’t care less about that show I’m not sure what scale of exploitations he has been through. Now, if they make a sequel to “Never Been Kissed”, I’m officially done. Watch the trailer if you bother, after the jump. (more…)

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Post tags: dark, movies, smooth, teen

These Are as Real as My Four Husbands Part 2

Square — Wed, 03 Nov 2010 12:37:46 +0000

Here’s to the crazy talented genius aka Leonardo da Vinci of our time, the illusive Male Eropainter. It’s like he (well I’d assume it’s a he but correct me if I’m wrong) carefully weaved all of our wet dreams about male celebrities together into digital pixels with Photoshop and transform them into these stunning visuals. Well, except one — which is of mah husband! That’s my only complaint. I mean, everyone look like they belong to their hairy / smooth bodies, but what in the goofy hell happened to John Krasinski? He’s the only one that had his body fuzz trimmed to oblivion. So not fair! Thanks to Regan for the heads up, and you know these are actually NSFW. My favorites are, in no particular order — Sam Trammell, Adam Baldwin, Hugh Laurie, Ryan Reynolds, Daniel Craig, heavily forested Matt Bomer and a very pre-historic Jeremy Piven — which should be hung in the National History Museum of Fuzz, if they have one. What’s yours? (more…)