They Better Be Shirtless or We’ll Sue the Network

By Square on March 19, 2009 in Coming Soon

Hunks of Nora Roberts Movies

Don’t lie, we all have drooled over romance novel covers before, one way or another. I started when I was about nine (shut up). That being said, the only thing that will make me watch a Nora Roberts flick is this group of hunks; Eddie Cibrian, Jerry O’Connell, Ivan Sergei and Jason Lewis. I know it was made to look like the cover of Nora’s softcore porn novels but if they are not going to be shirtless in these movies, I’m going to sue Lifetime for (my crotch’s) emotional distress. Talk about false advertising!

This devious but highly effective technique seems to be everywhere these days, and Lifetime is the latest one who takes full advantage of it. I’ll probably watch at least one of these — especially “Northern Lights” because Eddie Cibrian always tickles my pickle. Also, can someone spank the artist who unnecessarily defuzzed Ivan Sergei’s chest? The crimes they do…

The 2009 Nora Roberts Collection at Lifetime via Kenneth in the 212. “Northern Lights” will premiere on March 21st.

Eddie Cibrian Shirtless in Northern Lights

Jason Lewis Shirtless in Tribute

Ivan Sergei Shirtless in High Noon

Jerry O'Connell Shirtless in Midnight Bayou

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Nandini on March 19th, 2009 at 8:57 am

I really am jealous of Brittany Murphy…. Damn. Lifetime is creating a monster. But I have to agree, Ivan Sergei’s hairlessness does look a little unnatural.
Jane on March 19th, 2009 at 10:36 am

i love nora’s books.. there is no way the movies can meet up to my expectations… but at least the men will be hot to look at!
David1969 on March 20th, 2009 at 10:47 am

GOD I hope you are right….from the previews I have been seeing they are….that Ivan Sergi is coming very, very close to becoming my one and only husband….LOL The boy sports some serious fur.
squirrel on March 20th, 2009 at 11:36 am

square!check out the shirtless pic of eddie from the movie : http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jj1/2009/03/cibrian-rimes/eddie-cibrian-leann-rimes-affair-04.jpg

sooo hot!!