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Chris Evans. Shirtless. Beard.

Square — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 23:51:05 +0000

And here’s Chris Evans being his hot self in Los Angeles shooting the cover for Details magazine (they better put the shirtless one on, damn it). This is premium Hollywood manbeef we’re talking about here, so I’m going to keep this short, sweet and obviously sticky. Number 3 beard – yes. Sunglasses – yes. Recovering hairy chest and torso – yes. Pink nipples – yes. Treasure trails – yes. Tatoos – HELL TO THE NO. Tell me it’s not real. Undo, undo! (more…)

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Post tags: hairy, hunk, magazine, pink nips, tattoos

Everything BUT the Bulge

Square — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 09:48:27 +0000

Here’s the moving pictures version of that David Beckham panties ad for H&M earlier. You know, it’s nice for him to be shirtless and all (is there an undo tool for tats somewhere?), but the thing is he is mostly selling underwear not tattoos. When I want to buy me some chonies, I need to see the front, preferably in great detail. This advert is everything but the much anticipated crotch shot. Fine, only reason I need to see his bulge is to confirm these. I guess I’ll have to say extra prayers to the H&M Photoshop gods when I go to bed tonight! (more…)

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Post tags: british, commercial, scruff, tattoo, undies

The World Needs More of THIS

Square — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 11:52:27 +0000

It takes a lot to stand out from a bunch of hot shirtless guys, and that is exactly what James Wolk and his elegantly trimmed chest did to me. Taking the hairy baton from Justin Chatwin in this week’s episode of “Shameless” he needs to do this a lot more to get me start watching. That being said, after a period of drought, 2 years to be exact – seeing James in a pair of boxers is like a breath of fresh air to my libido. Yes, more of this please – the future of humanity depends on it! (more…)

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Post tags: favorite, hairy, hunk, television, undies

For Goodness Sake, Take the Damn Thing Off

Square — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 14:34:48 +0000

You know sometimes you think there is very little point of doing something,it’s much better not to do it at all? In this case, here’s the thunder from down under Sam Worthington looking a little chunky (that’s a good thing) on the Tonight Show wearing what appears to be a toddler’s Hawaiian shirt. Okay, it was his shirt pre-Clash of the Titans. Sam tried his best to keep the shirt on by unbuttoning the bottom part but to be honest, I don’t see any reason why he should keep it on because A, it’s a ghastly shirt and B, that wild hairy chest desperately needs to be unleashed. Clip, after the jump. Thanks to Nick for the heads up! (more…)

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Post tags: australian, hairy, scruff, television

Thank You Canada for Kris Holden-Ried

Square — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 12:47:02 +0000

If you’re into heavily scruffed James Morrison / Chris Martin looks and some rugged Canadian I-don’t-give-a damn-let’s-go-fishing lumberjack charms, three words you have to remember when you go to bed tonight: KRIS HOLDEN-RIED. Thanks to Bannock and wpb30635 at the forum for introducing this fine piece of delicious male form the north to the rest of the world (by that I mean me because I live under a big rock). Kris plays Dyson in TV series “Lost Girl“, of which he is obligated to make hot sex to the female lead in order to heal her or something like that (does it matter?), resulting in skin scenes in almost all episodes. Yes and hell to the fucking yes. Here are some caps of the man of my dreams tonight and many nights after from few episodes of the first series, and I’ll let them do the ~~stroking~~ talking from now on. (more…)

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Mah Husband Being His Adorable Self

Square — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 11:34:14 +0000

This morning is brought to you by mah husband Paul Rudd answering questions from teenage girls on Rookie magazine about cooties and shit like that – exploding a few thousand crotches in the process. You can almost hear mine in the background, you know because I’m always near him since he’s mah husband and all. Those glasses and that hair combo. I can’t even… Get the bucket ready and watch the adorableness after the jump. Thanks joetimber for this! (more…)

The Buffy, Scruffy One

Square — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 14:00:59 +0000

Here is someone who does everything right. I’m not saying I’m easy to please, but if you have scruff at the right length and most importantly STOP WAXING (I’ll forgive the eyebrows) then welcome to my libidoland. Here are some preview skin from Zac Efron’s upcoming Nicholas Sparks (who is quite the hotness himself) film, “The Lucky One”, joining the likes of Ryan Gosling, Channing Tatum, Liam Hemsworth and not forgetting Kevin Costner in “Message in a Bottle”. The trailer clearly tried its best sell Zac’s sex appeal by providing various parts of his body and succeeded. Remember to bring your drool buckets to theatres this April 20th. (more…)

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Introducing (The Chest of) Steffen Groth

Square — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 13:00:54 +0000

This shot is screaming for a “Guess This Hairy Chest” post but since I’m pretty sure about 75% of you don’t have a clue – there’s no point. Let me tell you what we have been missing all our lives – Steffen Groth. This is a shot from his French TV series “Le Journal de Meg”, where I would imagine is about the lucky woman in the picture, in a position millions of us would dream about being in. It’s a well known fact that they do have quality unshaved men over there, and while I don’t think he’s going to break into Hollywood anytime soon, it’s good to know that a fine specimen like him exists! (more…)

A Scruffy Disney Prince is Now Possible

Square — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 10:47:29 +0000

Image above is not a Disney prince though, it’s just mah TV husband prince Josh Dallas (shut up!). At last, Disney is welcoming itself into the 21st century and recognizing the hotness of scruff on a man. Starting next month, Disney employees can grow some facial hair, according to the Los Angeles Times (via the fab ONTD). It’s not limited to wolves and dwarves anymore, so this is good news for follicle fans. It’s not just a matter of personal preference because on most guys, scruff does make a great deal of difference. Let’s have a look, shall we? (more…)

The Fassbender Force is Strong Here

Square — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 12:00:04 +0000

The powerful Fassbender force is sweeping across Hollywood, and what better way to complement his film “Shame” with a risque photoshoot? To be honest I prefer to indulge him with a slightly longer head of hair ala “Fish Tank“, but when you get these striptease shots from The Hollywood Reporter, one cannot complain. Well done whoever came up with this idea. Having said that, they really shouldn’t make that ‘scanning magazine pages with my first scanner’ effect with the image above. It’s not fair to Fassy’s hotness. (more…)