As expected, my man friend is going to drag my ass to watch (what looks like zero shirtlessness) “Star Trek: Into Darkness” soon but I think that’s not necessary anymore after watching this Esurance commercial starring mah husband’s adorkable Canadian twin Darrin Rose. After the massive multi-sensory orgy that is the Eurovision last night, this is exactly what I need. More like this but less clothes, please. Thanks to Brian for this! (more…)

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I’m not exactly sure what James Franco is offering above in the new comedy issue of GQ but as much as I enjoy looking at the different muscle groups on his arm – it’s not my kind of thing. Really. That being said, I would happily volunteer to take the skeleton’s place in the second shot. (more…)

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Can someone please tell me why this gloriously hairy French specimen is not out there making shitloads of romcoms in Hollywood? Robin Causse needs to be as famous as all the other manwhores in the wild. Could it be that his refusal to be stripped of his fur coat in order to appeal to the Bieber generation? Hell – screw acting, he should be the bloody president. Of the world. Note to self: this week’s deplorable title play quota has been reached so no more! (more…)

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This is obviously a wake-up AND a booty call since it’s from the forever fuzzy Sam Jaeger at the end of the line from straight to DVD gem “Miss Dial” capped by Jair. I say gem because of their (in)decent exploitation of this fine piece of manbeef post “Parenthood“. Really, for a man this delicious – there will never be enough shirtless scenes. EVER. Also, for those of you who are into a slightly aged and meaty piece (present company included), there’s the bearilicious Mitch Berlow and John Kapelos on offer after the jump. Haters always gonna hate so let them. (more…)

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And that is not a typo (for once). Sorry, I couldn’t resist with the title – it has been a while okay? After such a divisive post, I hope that this can somehow redeem my ass. Australia has many fine exports, and Wil Traval has to be one of them. These caps of him providing the nerds (present company included) some much needed panty moisture are from “The Inbetweeners” capped by my trusty Jair, but you can see Wil as the Sheriff in “Once Upon a Time” and a regular in series “Red Widow”. It looks like he’s steadily climbing the Hollyweird ladder of manwhoring, so the only thing we can see from him at the top is more and more shirtlessness! (more…)

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Bla, bla, bla… Tom Daley… Bla, bla… Florida… Bla, bla… Boywhore… (more…)

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Here’s Zac Efron giving his abs a breather on the set of “Townies” via Just Jared. Of course, Zac gets a gold star for leaving his vegetation in peace and let’s hope that this is permanent. I know it’s weird but these shots don’t do much damage to me but I am pretty sure a lot of panties need changing at the office today thanks to that lower than low pair of sweatpants. (more…)

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Apart from indulging in crispy chicken skins (don’t judge), one of the greatest pleasures in life is when you finally had a decent broadband connection in a new dig. It’s almost like fresh oxygen after being crop dusted in a lift. Now the hot men supply has been replenished, let’s begin with this shot of British actor Luke Treadaway from 2 part ITV drama “13 Steps Down”. If he’s unavailable, don’t worry because there’s another one called Harry but personally I prefer to be the filling in the Treadaway sandwich. (more…)

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Here’s the latest development from the deepest pits of follicle hell, and this time it’s an ad by Philips featuring a guy in various stages of depilation with the latest tool of torture, Philips Norelco. Even as a fur fan I have to admit I’m not really digging the homeless hipster look at the beginning so I’d probably stop at the ‘shawarma’ stage minus the chest trim. Of course, there’s a more interactive version if you go to the product site (may contain upsetting images of a cute furry guy trying to look prepubescent). (more…)

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Due to my obvious lack of interest in (actual) sports, a fine specimen like Northampton Saints rugby player Ben Foden went MIA on this joint – until now. I mean, Thom Evans is pefection but Ben Foden is really on another whole different level. He’s on the cover of the latest issue of Attitude magazine photographed by Joseph Sinclair (via Image Amplified), but somehow even working with all the hotness in the world they have managed to doll him up to a point of looking like another page in the J. Crew catalogue. The true beauty of Ben lies in his candidness and scruffiness. This issue needs to be addressed in the next exploit, and that hairy tree trunk of an arm demands a special mention, doesn’t it? (more…)

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