Honestly, I don’t watch that many sci-fi series or films but noone can deny that the guys are always hot. ALWAYS. We’re talking about Ben Browder, Jamie Bamber, Scott Bakula hot. That said, I think I’ll definitely watch the highly anticipated summer blockbuster “Star Trek” movie, purely because it has a fantastic lineup of conventional and unconventional hotties — Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, Eric Bana, Karl Urban, John Cho, Bruce Greenwood, Anton Yelchin and Simon Pegg, to name a few.

And since we’re on the topic of science fiction, I think the last sci-fi series I watched was “Thunderbirds” and later, “Terrahawks” back when my major goal in life is to become a professional volleyball player and/or air hostess. Speaking of “Terrahawks” (which was from the UK by the way), I was probably the only one who watched that dolltastic creepfest. Something to do about talking puppets in space that’s very entertaining. Actually, their portrayal of the year 2020 was pretty accurate since celebrities are becoming more and more like marionettes over time, thanks to plastic surgery and Photoshop. Anyhoo, aside from the trailer caps, I’ve also included some guide to “Star Trek” hotties for your convenience because I’m a saint and all. Enjoy. (more…)

At the risk of contradicting myself, here’s yet another pretty model, Jonathan Smith. It’s obvious why I decided to post this piece of delectable manflesh right? Damn that chest. Jonathan is November’s Man of Austin and he is waiting for me to marry him. Wait, isn’t our previously featured model Olaf was a Man of Austin too? Double damn! Where do they find these impossibly gorgeous hunks? Is there a hairy studfarm somewhere in Austin that we don’t know about? Aside from the drooling and the fainting, the major point here is he was making a bold statement in opposing the devastating pass of Prop 8 (and Amendment 2 if you’re in Florida). We could use any form of help we can get at this point. Now, to answer your question Jon dear — yes, I DO. (more…)

In continuing my fondness for cute furry Canadian men, here are some shirtless bits of Chris Diamantopoulos from a recent episode of “The Starter Wife”. Damn, maybe this is a sign that I should start watching that show. I mean, a group of hot divorced husbands every week? Gimme. Also thrown in are some skin from a recent sighting at Miami Beach with his wife, Becki Newton (damn). You better hold on to your man tight Amanda, because we’re going to kidnap him when you’re not looking. Before you go further, I am sorry to tell you that although Chris looks super yummy in that short shorts and on bed with his gorgeous man lover, he had a meeting with the evil timmer. I know because earlier pictures of him showed that he used to have a pretty dense forestation packed in there. I’m tired of complaining so I’m not going to, because I’d hit that in a microsecond anyway. Enjoy! (more…)

Of course, I’m talking about this season’s “Survivor” powercouple — CHARCUS. And what’s with the color coded dresses? Are they trying to tell us something? Let me try to decipher it for you. Hmm… Marcus wearing pink could mean “I’m comfortable with my sexuality” or simply “I live downstairs”. Most probably the latter. To be honest, it’s Marcus that should be honored because I think Charlie is a very, very adorable guy and he could have any men he wanted. (Just not those 3, please) These images of arguably the cutest couple on reality television are from their honeymoon some event somewhere that I have no interest of, posted at Survivor Sucks. You totally can cut the sexual tension with a rusty machete! That said, I should stop blabbering about other peoples’ relationships and focus on more important things, like hairy chests and stuff. (more…)

THANK YOU NBC! Thank you for bringing John Krasinski, Jason Sudeikis and mah honeybear Paul Rudd into my life. Also, thanks for showing us one of the gayest SNL episode ever! Seriously, it’s my freakin’ wet dream come true. This is even better than Jason Sudeikis and Jon Hamm touching each other on past episode. So I finally got my machine back from the dead, and what better way to celebrate than posting naked pictures of my third husband, Paul Rudd on last week’s “Saturday Night Live”? Of course there was a black peen cap but I want to believe! I know I’m a tad late than my usual SNL post (thanks for all your concerns, I appreciate those!) but here are them caps of naked Paul, and then some. I took the liberty to divide them into segments as well for your viewing pleasure. Warning: massive cappage ahead. (more…)

Bruce Greenwood has starred in many mainstream blockbuster flicks, but he usually plays the tertiary character or simply put; the bad guy. Millionaire, doctor, detective, the President, lieutenant, those rich, successful and evil types. Having said that, one look at Bruce and I instantly knew he got a rocking body in there and I was right! These shirtless caps of the mature hotness that is Bruce Greenwood are from “Republic of Love”, capped by our fantastic co-author Psiwire. Since I am computerless at this point, all I can do is write a post and these couldn’t have come at a better time! Although he agreed to star in the stink C bomb “Cyborg Soldier”, Bruce will be seen in the highly anticipated “Star Trek” next year. We finally get to see that yummy bod where it belongs - a skintight suit. (more…)

Now that the addictive junk that is Survivor: Gabon has now officially became boring, I thought a quick Charlie and Marcus tribute post should fill the void. Seriously, will these two get a room already? Wait, they might already have. Damn it, we need to see that surveillance tape / raw footage stat! Actually, I have to give props to Kenny for voting Charlie out because he knew our girl would appreciate Marcus more than a million dollars. He is really doing him a favor. Love always costs more than a million dollars right? Well, maybe not my love - you can basically buy it for half that amount. It’s that cheap. I kid, I kid. (more…)

I think it is safe to categorize hot furball Mark Feuerstein in the Adorkable section because technically, he’s not a conventional Hollywood hunk and there’s something dorkishly hot about him. It’s a known fact that he has been shirtless in numerous movies and TV series, among them “Caroline in the City” and “Once and Again” but for me the most memorable scene is from the second season “Sex and the City” capped here, as the ophthalmologist who couldn’t find Miranda’s cherry. Heck, I’d fake it too if I had a go with him. It’s unfortunate Mark doesn’t appear a lot on TV this year because this is a furry season as we know it. Someone give him a shirtless role stat! (more…)

Derek Magyar is pretty much an unknown. He’s only done some small film and television roles, from what I can tell, but once I saw him in the movie “Boy Culture” I knew he was post-worthy. Needless to say, Derek has a great body, but his face is what really drew me in. He’s manly, but still has some boyishness to his features. He almost looks like he could be the younger brother of Michael T. Weiss from “The Pretender”. The movie didn’t have nearly enough shirtlessness to suit me, but it’s innocuous and worth a look if just to see more of Derek. (more…)

No, no, no! Don’t get me wrong. I have always been on team facial hair but this is a bit much. Usually a bit of scruff on a man is like the tiny icing sugar flower on top of a delicious cupcake but when you overdo it, you’ll destroy the delicate taste! One of my earliest candidates for a husband, Peter Sarsgaard seen here with uhm, someone, looks like he has been living in a cave for 6 months and surviving on small reptiles. Peter knew I’d hit him regardless but that doesn’t mean that he can grow a rain forest on his face! (more…)