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#1 2009-10-09 21:54:26

Walker Girl
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Joseph Fiennes

ok, so I started watching Flash Forward when it started cuz of my love for the sexy John Cho and now I find myself drooling over Joseph Fiennes. where has this guy been all my life and how come I didnt know of him til now? he is so gorgeous! so I searched his name here [in the forum section] and saw that there is no thread for this beautiful man. wtf? pics please (preferably shirtless)!


thoughts?

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#2 2009-10-09 23:08:36

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Re: Joseph Fiennes

I have been a huge fan of Ralf's less-perfect, furrier younger brother for many a year. I, too, would love to see him here or on the main site.

Incidentally, if you've seen "Shakespeare in Love" you have seen him before. He played Shakespeare.


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#3 2009-10-10 00:00:30

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Re: Joseph Fiennes

sadly, I dont think I have. but Im pretty sure I have seen one of his other films. Elizabeth, I thought he was cute, but never knew who he was til now and I have Flash Forward to thank for that! big_smile


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#4 2009-10-10 04:04:08

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Re: Joseph Fiennes

I know hes totally sexy.big_smile

Watch Shakesphere in Love. He gets shirtless and i think you see his ass in it. Also make sure you watch Killing Me Softly. Even though it's a crappy film he totally gets naked in it and has some hard core sex scenes. His ass is epic.big_smile

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#5 2009-10-10 04:28:19

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Re: Joseph Fiennes

vader09 wrote:

I know hes totally sexy.big_smile

Watch Shakesphere in Love. He gets shirtless and i think you see his ass in it. Also make sure you watch Killing Me Softly. Even though it's a crappy film he totally gets naked in it and has some hard core sex scenes. His ass is epic.big_smile

lmao, thanks much! I will totally put those movies on my "to buy" list. big_smile


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#6 2009-10-26 14:13:39

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Re: Joseph Fiennes

^His ass is not all that makes an appearance in Killing Me Softly, FYI cool. Thank you, Heather Graham, for keeping your ass above the pubes line ♥.

KarmaLysing wrote:

I have been a huge fan of Ralf's less-perfect, furrier younger brother for many a year. I, too, would love to see him here or on the main site.

Incidentally, if you've seen "Shakespeare in Love" you have seen him before. He played Shakespeare.

http://www.squarehippies.com/actors/200 … h-fiennes/ --wink.

http://por-img.cimcontent.net/api/assets/bin-200907/7874702c383a048d66aa1e666f8a7659.jpg
http://www.mylifetime.com/files/imagecache/photo_gallery_featured/files/images/e-siblinggall-395x298-fiennes.jpg

Of all the brothers I want to see commit incest....

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#7 2009-10-28 06:39:15

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Re: Joseph Fiennes

It should be a law that requires Joseph to be naked 24/7. Also him and Patrick Wilson have the most epic asses ever! No one has a sweeter ass than them.

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#8 2009-10-28 07:38:53

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Re: Joseph Fiennes

I think he's MUCH better looking than his brother...

http://www.odt.co.nz/files/story/2009/05/review__the_escapist__1658726617.JPG
http://media.filmschoolrejects.com/images/TheEscapist_filmstill2.jpg

http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/still/the_escapist13.jpg
http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/feb2009/4/4/31C9C334-FA38-05A7-362B1D897BEF1ADD.jpghttp://www.nakedboys.ws/db/joseph_fiennes/joseph_fiennes.jpghttp://www.sosofficial.com/images/news/sos-fiennes-escapist-10.jpghttp://s11.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/a/c/acaw8jvlzcealvcw.jpg

Best photos are on the Main Site!
http://www.squarehippies.com/actors/200 … /#more-279
http://www.squarehippies.com/actors/200 … /#more-280


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#9 2009-10-28 09:48:42

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Re: Joseph Fiennes

I concur! He's sooooooooo freaking cute (although, imo, Ralph has the better body and juicier nipples).

I need to see Running with Scissors right now. I wanna see him gaying it forward.

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#10 2009-10-28 18:37:33

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Re: Joseph Fiennes

I don't know why -- he's good-looking and all -- but he's really never done anything for me.  Even in Shakespeare in Love where you see his little bit of chest-hair up-close.

Speaking of Running with Scissors Augusten Burroughs is doing a reading tomorrow night locally in the Boston area.  Am looking forward to it.  (We all know a liiiiiiiiiitle bit too much about Augusten, especially if we've read the book, and about the wall above his teenage bed's headboard.)

;-)


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#11 2009-10-28 19:10:49

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Re: Joseph Fiennes

Same here.
In "Shakespeare in Love" he was beautiful indeed, but here... I don't know what happened, what whatever did - he's not so handsome anymore. His eyes are beautiful though, I'll give him that. ;D


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#12 2009-12-21 21:39:18

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Re: Joseph Fiennes

http://www.tvscoop.tv/bscap0115.jpg


and then here's 23 seconds you might enjoy... from the same movie as the main site post
http://www.hotsexyscenes.com/video/184/ … fect_fuck/
more can be seen in the 'related videos'

winky here
http://www.dreamcaps.org/forums/uploads … 374653.jpg


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#13 2009-12-21 22:38:03

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Re: Joseph Fiennes

Yes Joe is fine, but why no pics of his bro?

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#14 2009-12-21 23:04:13

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Re: Joseph Fiennes

Bartleby -- "winky"?  Really?  smile

Somebody somewhere has to make a collection of all of the little euphemisms for the male anatomical member.

"Tee Bee Haitch",  I honestly think there are virtually none that aren't entirely silly and desexualizing except for maybe just one.  And it ain't "penis".  But "winky", that has to be one of the most desexualizing.  Beyond wing-wang, wiener, or dingle-dangle. wink

Oh, and by the way, Bartskydaddio, where is the quote in your new signature from?


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#15 2009-12-22 00:46:49

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OK go here for a complete list on video.   http://www.madblast.com/funny/13185_penis-names.html

mmmmmm.... winky...... 

did you just come in here to be mean to me? tongue

it's from Family Guy, dingle-dangle...


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#16 2009-12-22 02:02:14

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Re: Joseph Fiennes

Haha :-)  Squarebart my adored darling friend.  I would never come here to be mean to you.  I came here because I am subscribed to the thread and I get emails alerting me when somebody has posted, and I saw the post was from you, and I always run straight here as soon as I see a post is from you.

And after getting here, I didn't think I was being mean.  Teasing a little, but not mean, I hope :-)

I was hoping you'd be honored that I stole your "Tee Bee Haitch".  I use it all the time now. Like Fuffamuffalah.

But ya gotta admit the English Language does not have a whole lot of sexually alluring words for the male organ.

xoxoxoxo :-)


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#17 2009-12-22 02:36:39

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Re: Joseph Fiennes

ooo, I love the idea that I can send you dashing to the computer...!  what fun! 

I know you'd never be genuinely mean to me -- I was jus' joshin' ya -- tit for tat, yknow...

http://www.hotsexyscenes.com/media/posts/000422.jpg
speaking of buzzcuts
http://www.celebrities.pl/joseph_fiennes/joseph5.jpg

still want more?    NSFW
http://www.queerclick.com/archive/2006/ … iennes.php


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#18 2009-12-22 02:42:00

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Re: Joseph Fiennes

Always ... want more :-)


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