Introducing The New Adorkabler Spider-Man

By Square | July 7, 2010 | Filed Under Actors | 20 Comments

Wait a minute… Adorkabler, is that a word? Oh well. I first noticed the total adorkable-ness of this fine piece in “The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus” and immediately knew he will make it big one day. Andrew has won the role of the new Peter Parker over the likes of Jamie Bell, Aaron Johnson, Logan Lerman and Anton Yelchin and he will be showing plenty of skin in the new Spider-Man reboot film. Okay, noone knows how much shirtlessness will go into it but I demand to have a scene similar to this (one of my first posts EVAH!). It’s mandatory. To warm you up, here are some shirtless grabs of Andrew Garfield from the film Channel 4’s miniseries “Red Riding” by Superherofan, naturally. Those sideburns… Answers on a postcard! Read more

Time For Some Adorkable Hotness

By Square | June 20, 2010 | Filed Under Actors | 7 Comments

Where have all the good adorkables gone? I have been asking the same question too, but then I realized it’s down to moi who needs to bring back some adorkable hotness to this joint. Mikey Day, who has once ruled my crotch country for quite sometime — appeared shirtless in his recurring segment “JMZ” in “The Jay Leno Show” last week. Here he is pictured with an ancient relic capped by the good ol’ DaveId at Dreamcaps not long ago. I truly adore his monkey-like extremely boyish quality, and I say that with the highest complimentary nature possible. Read more

Further Community Service from Joel McHale

By Square | May 7, 2010 | Filed Under Actors | 9 Comments

Joel McHale Shirtless in Community

Because all those long hours pumping iron in the gym would go to down the drain if you keep your shirt on, here are some shirtless caps from Joel McHale from last night’s “Community” capped by scorchingheat over at Dreamcaps. And I love long sentences. Apart from the adorkablesque (yes, it’s a word now) naughty face, his best feature would definitely be that lightly furry but delectably beefy pecs. I mean, if we’re stranded on an island with Joel, we could eat for DAYS. Here’s to many more exploitations in future episodes! Read more

David Eigenberg in Sex and The City

By Square | April 29, 2010 | Filed Under Actors | 18 Comments

David Eigenberg Shirtless

Oh my word. My ass apologizes for some rather large post gaps for the past week. Would someone please throw a shirtless Sudeikis on my lap to um, inspire me? David Eigenberg as Steve Brady in “Sex and The City” is what I call perfect casting. He is the sole adorkable on that show, and who would have thought what’s underneath his shirt would be a fit, toned and unmistakably delectable fuzzy body. I remembered every week I waited with dying breath in hoping to see Steve’s shirtless scene and he definitely didn’t disappoint! These are from the third season of the series, and I’ll do some more excavating because as a prime adorkable he deserves a lot of real estate on this site! Read more

Aaron Johnson is Kicking Ass (With His Abs)

By Square | April 26, 2010 | Filed Under Actors | 8 Comments

Aaron Johnson Shirtless

Technically, Aaron Johnson is not adorkable — he was made to appear that way in arguably one of the best films this year, “Kick-Ass” (I hate when they put round glasses on a hot guy just to prove a point). Aaron hails from across the pond and he was that cutie patootie (I can’t believe I just said that) in “Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging” but he flew right pass my guydar. I only have that hairy Welsh hunk to blame! There’s no doubt everyone will cap his shirtless scene from that film to oblivion when it’s out on DVD, but for now let’s have a long, dirty look at some of his offerings prior to “Kick-Ass” mainly his photo shoot with Kai Z Feng who is responsible for many gratuitous exploitation of up and coming, not to mention impossibly gorgeous young Brits. Special thanks to j-flu for posting this hotness at the forum last year! Read more

Kyle Bornheimer in Romantically Challenged

By Square | April 20, 2010 | Filed Under Actors | 13 Comments

Kyle Bornheimer Shirtless in Romantically Challenged

I have no clue of what happened in the skin heaven for the past couple of days, but it seems that the shirtless gods have answered some of my prayers — seeing prime adorkable cub Kyle Bornheimer shirtless again on television is one of them. Naturally, here are some furry caps from last night’s “Romantically Challenged”. They just know how to lure innocent souls like yours truly into watching the whole season of this mess by getting rid of Kyle’s shirt in the pilot. Oh well. Although he’s not in trash bag diapers this time around, a shirtless Kyle Bornheimier is a shirtless Kyle Bornheimer so absolutely NO complaints here. I’m glad he didn’t slim down too much and hopefully stays this way. In other news, Alyssa Milano still exists! Read more

Guess This Treasure Trail

By Square | April 19, 2010 | Filed Under Actors | 12 Comments

Guess This Treasure Trail

Who might be the owner of this wet, lightly sprinkled trail to the Big Thunder Mountain ride? You might want to focus a little harder on the answer because his shirtless pictures don’t come around often. As always, tags are the most valuable clues you can get. Guess before you adorka-click! Read more

Eric Christian Olsen & Nicholas D’Agosto in Fired Up!

By Square | April 4, 2010 | Filed Under Actors | 3 Comments

Eric Christian Olsen & Nicholas D'Agosto Shirtless

I could make hundreds of excuses for the absence during the past few days, but the plain truth is that I have been busy with other worldly things. How I wish we could live in the internet and never leave. Real world sucks! Anyways, here’s something to drool at for now (editor’s note: just because Square is busy doesn’t mean the drooling activities have to stop). Eric Christian Olsen and Nicholas D’Agosto notorious skin scene in “Fired Up!” has been featured before, and now it’s time for the actual caps. I guess Nicholas would fall into the adorkable category, but he doesn’t do much to me despite the hot oasis of fur on his chest. Eric is just fratty-licious and as I said before, boys with big shaggy golden locks always have an extra point in my crotch book. He’s like a big husky you would want to cuddle all day and night. I just wish David Walton had his shirtless moment as well, because if that’s the case then I won’t feel like I’m wasting 90 minutes of my life for nothing. Happy Easter everyone! Read more

Matthew Davis in Finding Bliss

By Square | April 1, 2010 | Filed Under Actors | 14 Comments

Matthew Davis Shirtless

Initially I thought of doing something for April’s Fool, but then I figured out that I’m actually too old for that shit. Let’s pretend it never existed and move on. First stop, Matthew Davis from “Finding Bliss”. He had a decent shirtless scene in this film, at least enough to showcase his furry facade. If I were the director I’d keep his shirt off the entire time (what a surprise). As “Vampire Diaries” isn’t on my watch list, I don’t know how much exploitation going on there but I hope they do exploit this fine piece of mancake. Click here for Matt’s shirtlessness in “Damages”. Also included, some Jamie Kennedy’s skin. I’m going out on a limb and label him as adorkable, I’m sure at least one of you agree! Read more

Oh NBC, Please Stop!

By Square | March 23, 2010 | Filed Under Actors | 13 Comments

Zachary Levi Shirtless

And by stop I mean DON’T stop. NBC is officially the best television network in the solar system and I’m still confident my doppelganger is working over there. Good job, evil twin! On last night’s “Chuck”, not only we get a wet, unshaved and towel-clad Zachary Levi (of which by the way our 2008 Adorkable of the Year but please ignore the big pink elephant in the room), they had to put glasses on him too. Adorkable overload! It seems like too much for a gay to handle, but I’ll try. This is obviously night and day compared to “Weiners” and I’m glad Zach has finally decided to agree with mother nature. These are capped by none other than the fabulous Superherofan and my crotch highly approves! Read more