Time For Some Adorkable Hotness
Where have all the good adorkables gone? I have been asking the same question too, but then I realized it’s down to moi who needs to bring back some adorkable hotness to this joint. Mikey Day, who has once ruled my crotch country for quite sometime — appeared shirtless in his recurring segment “JMZ” in “The Jay Leno Show” last week. Here he is pictured with an ancient relic capped by the good ol’ DaveId at Dreamcaps not long ago. I truly adore his monkey-like extremely boyish quality, and I say that with the highest complimentary nature possible. Read more
Mikey’s Day At The Beach
Not sure if this is worth a post, but Mikey Day was our Adorkable of The Month, plus he’s cute as heck. Here is Craig with his um, girl buddy Kim at a beach somewhere. Selma Blair has a fine taste in men! I can see there’s some chest decapitation going on, but I have to be easy on this one. He looks hot and more importantly, shirtless from a very decent angle. As long as the dorky mojo is still there, I’m content. And please get him more skin scenes on “Kath & Kim”, preferably in a big blue cup and no ice. Thanks. Read more
Not Much, But It’s A Good Start
We all have waited patiently, and it’s finally here. So Adorkable of the Year nominee Mikey Day was shirtless last night on “Kath & Kim”. He should have let Kim go (amazing how he can lift Selma Blair that long) to reveal his skinny but totally delectable body. I know it’s not much but I was right, he’s going to get his shirt off in some bizarre circumstances and that turns out to be making sexy times behind the dumpster. Let’s wish Mikey all the shirtless luck in the future, along with the survival of the show. It’s just keep getting better! Mya Rudolph & Jennifer Coolidge FTW! Read more
2008 in (Shirtless) Pictures
As 2008 draws to a close, I figured it’s time to look back and reminisce some of my favorite posts throughout the year. New adorkables were discovered, imaginary husbands gained and countless of people have received my relentless side eye. It’s certainly has been a very good year for Squarehippies.com, and I gained some great friends and acquaintances in the process. So, hold my greasy hand and let’s walk down the memory lane with me, do remember to keep your binoculars and drool buckets at hand. Hairy is in the details! Read more
And The Adorkable of The Year Is…
The results are in. Five adorkables, one thousand votes over one week and we finally have our 2008 Adorkable of The Year. I now invite my husband to announce the results. Hit it, babe! Read more
The 2008 Adorkable of The Year
Okay people. This is the next important thing after the 2008 elections so stop whatever it is you’re doing and go get your cousins. Alert all your friends within the 100 miles radius as well because they definitely don’t want to miss out on this. Last year’s Adorkable of The Year was Christopher Gorham, and I made a silly mistake by putting my husband in the list because he is my Adorkable of FOREVER. Anyways, here are the nominees for 2008′s Adorkable of The Year. Cue dorky visuals, please. Read more
Zano & Schmid’s Rusty Joyride
Hold on a sec while I treat myself with some gummy bears for successfully squeezing four things in a short title above. Like a moth to a flame, I’ve always attracted to teen slasher flicks regardless of how crappy they are. It’s a pretty known fact. “Joyride” was a fairly successful film at the big screen, if not in rentals. In the first installment, we get to see my secret boyfriend Paul Walker and adorkable Steve Zahn‘s derriere during the infamous diner scene. The second one — “Joyride: Dead Ahead”, capped here is nothing like that. I mean, come on! Nick Zano and Kyle Schmid are born to be shirtless. Fine, at the beginning we get a little preview of Zano’s skin but that’s about it. These people never learn! Unless you enjoy seeing Kyle in a dress (checkout those legs) looking like Clea DuVall’s long lost twin with the CHEESIEST lines, I’d say watch this if you’re really, really bored.
Okay, I’ll tell you the real reason why I sit my ass through this hot mess. It’s Rusty Nail! I just wanted to put his sweet ramblings into my iPod and listen to them before I sleep every night. And Mark Gibbon (that’s his name) is not exactly chopped liver either, as seen as a hot coach in “Totally Awesome”. Rusty can sure nail me any day! Whoops. I’ve said too much. On with the cappage then! Read more
Piano Tie Never Looked This Good
Here’s something to truly thank for! I’ve found a movie which has our November’s adorkable, Mikey Day not only half naked, he’s also in a series of geeky 80s clothes as well and that’s nearly as good as having no shirt on. The film “Totally Awesome” capped here is basically a spoof of 80s teen flicks and also starred our resident hottie Joey Kern but unfortunately not much exploitation going on for him (not to worry since we’ve seen more than enough in ‘Sasquatch Gang”). Also, both of his sidekicks and their coach are all kinds of hot, with one of them looks like David Beckham circa 2001 from certain angles. Back to our boy Mikey, I really hope we’ll see more of him in the big screen since “Kath and Kim” is on the verge of getting the ax. Just pray that it won’t because Craig hasn’t got his chance to get shirtless yet! Read more
Adorkable of the Month: Mikey Day
Contrary to popular belief, I haven’t forgotten about our adorkable series which I just invented last month. I know it’s like the last week of November but hey, I’m just a mere mortal with two hands. No, actually I was waiting for Mikey Day to get shirtless on “Kath and Kim” and although majorly disappointed, at least we get partial shirtlessness for like 2 seconds on this week’s episode, capped here. I didn’t remember biting him in that region though. Okay, which one of you guys did this? Fess up! Read more
A Bad Krazinski
His birthday was like a week ago and all I did was fooling around with Mikey Day. Sorry, honey! I promise I’ll make it up to you tonight! Anyways, I have decided to punish myself by making this awesome wallpaper featuring non other than my second imaginary husband in a variety of damn cute expressions. Crazy fanboy alert! Ah, the joy of self inflicting torture… Read more
