The Paper Boys

By Squarehippies on May 22, 2008 in Others 


The Paper Boys

I’m not saying this post is to fill up the somewhat dry “Others” section, because I truly enjoy seeing these dorks (and jocks) from MTV’s “The Paper”. For that, I think it would be more than appropriate for them to have their own spot on this website. Is it just me or all of the boys of “The Paper” are hotter than their female counterparts? Okay, maybe except for that teenage Valerie Cherish because she basically IS the show. While most of these grabs are not exactly shirtless, I’m sure you guys would love to drool to at least one of these hotties, for any acquired taste.

First off, Dan. Perhaps my most favorite dork (or douche?) of all, I’m totally digging the face pubes in the latest episode.

Dan of The Paper

Dan of The Paper

Dan of The Paper

Dan of The Paper

Dan of The Paper

Dan of The Paper

Dan of The Paper

Dan of The Paper

Dan of The Paper Shirtless

Alex, the lean, skinny one is always a nice view for adorkable enthusiasts like myself. He did took off his shirt for a medical exam before so I’m good.

Alex of The Paper

Alex of The Paper

Alex of The Paper

Alex of The Paper

Alex of The Paper

Alex of The Paper

Alex of The Paper

Alex of The Paper

Alex of The Paper

I never find drama queens are hot, but if they’re cute then they’re definitely watchable. Adam to me is more like the friend you discussed hot guys with than being that guy himself, but he’s adorable nonetheless. He has the all potential in the world but keep ruining it every single time. Give Adam 10 more years, some silent pill and I’d probably change my mind.

Adam of The Paper

Adam of The Paper

Adam of The Paper

A lot of you guys would probably find Trevor is the cutest, but not me. He’s more of run of the mill type you’d find in every high school. Cute but not that cute. I don’t really fancy these type of boys but wouldn’t kick him out of the bed either. I’m a slut I know.

Trevor of The Paper

Trevor of The Paper

Trevor of The Paper

Trevor of The Paper

Trevor of The Paper

Trevor of The Paper

Why do jocks like Scott didn’t go in my high school? He looks like someone fresh from the Corbin Fisher casting, does he not? (If you don’t know what that is, don’t ask) Also, did anyone notice how Adam was blushing when Scott came up to him to see the “competition”? You can’t fake that, even when the camera’s on. It friggin’ shows! And he was TOTALLY feeling his biceps. Nice move!

Scott Rasner of The Paper

Scott Rasner of The Paper

Scott Rasner of The Paper

Scott Rasner of The Paper

Scott Rasner of The Paper

Scott Rasner of The Paper

Scott Rasner of The Paper

Yeap, he’s feeling it.

Scott Rasner of The Paper

Scott Rasner of The Paper

Scott Rasner of The Paper

Scott Rasner of The Paper

Scott Rasner of The Paper

Seeing Dan in that outfit made me love him even more. I mean, who the hell wants to wear that to school? Even on 60’s day, it’s suicide.

Scott Rasner of The Paper

Scott Rasner of The Paper

All in all, it’s safe to say that MTV’s “The Paper” is an excellent source for adorkable hotness on television right now, with conventional ones like Scott “The Jock” Rasner thrown in the mix every once in a while. Happy watching folks!

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7 Responses to “The Paper Boys”

  1. Psiwire on May 22nd, 2008

    MTV has copious amounts of cute boys, unfortunately watching anything on the channel for more then a few minutes makes me want to jab pointy objects into my sensory organs.

  2. KarmaLysing on May 22nd, 2008

    The one with the glasses is prime Adorkable, and the football jock is actually cute… Hope he stays off the “juice” and remains human-looking…

  3. Squarehippies on May 23rd, 2008

    I agree, watching MTV made you lose a few brain cells but they have the best boys. And for once they’re not waiters or bartenders or models (read: budding actors) looking for gigs, like what we usually get in most reality shows!

    The one in the glasses captured my attention first but a couple episodes in, I was strangely attracted to Dan (the one in braces) and his dorkiest ways. Something is wrong with me.

  4. jay on May 23rd, 2008

    The skinny one toasts my almonds. Although I would love to see the jock get a Corbin Fisher “education”. (It would be more respectable than MTV.) (granted it seems “The Paper” is more respectable than most.)

  5. deej on May 23rd, 2008

    Ok…I love these guys…except for the guy in the football jersey. I love intellectual guys…glasses are a plus…and thin guys…somewhat nerdy is hot. These guys are just cute and I sneer at those who can’t recognize and appreciate it.
    I never saw the show…don’t get MTV on my TV (and don’t care) but I do agree the guy with the glasses grabbed me right away…oh I wish.

  6. Lala on July 2nd, 2008

    I thought this was suposed to be HOT shirtless men?

  7. pixiechick on July 9th, 2008

    wow….he’s FUGLY!!!!

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