Andre Birleanu

By Psiwire on June 30, 2008 in Others

Andre Birleanu Shirtless

My problem with models is that while they’re usually pretty (it’s kind of in their job description), they’re rarely what I would call sexy. That’s definitely not the case with Andre Birleanu, who you may know as the only reason to have watched “America’s Most Smartest Model” on VH1. He’s cocky and conceited and aggressive, all of which I find extremely hot. And if anybody has the body to backup their conceit, it’s probably Andre. I know it’s wrong, but Andre is the type of guy you’d be willing to play ‘Ike & Tina’ with, at least for a couple of weeks, because you know it would probably be the best sex you’d ever get. So while he’s probably not America’s smartest model, he may well be the hottest. And I have to admit I’m a little obsessed. My new fantasy is that I win the lottery and pay Andre to stand around my house all day without his shirt on and yell at me. Preferably in Russian.

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David on June 30th, 2008 at 10:59 pm

He’s gross.
me on June 30th, 2008 at 10:59 pm

greatt body, but he’d have to wear a mask!
Jon on June 30th, 2008 at 11:14 pm

Meh, not my type, I don’t like the guys who know how good they look and feel like it is a privilege to know them. I like a guy who is modest. Plus he is too muscular, and cocky looking.
bateman on July 1st, 2008 at 7:21 am

I watched him on that model show and he looked ten times better with the shaved head. The bleached blonde hair is a little to much for my taste, but there is no denying he has a hot body. I think the accent makes the arrogance ok. the winner was just as arrogant and more my type, but for some reason the arrogance worked against him.
Squarehippies on July 1st, 2008 at 3:58 pm

I agree he looked better with shaved head and his natural hair color, not exactly my type of guys but that body… Good heavens.
Darice on July 2nd, 2008 at 12:42 am

Oh I would do him in a heartbeat!! He was so HOT on that show….I would totally love taking him down a notch or two
Lala on July 2nd, 2008 at 8:24 am

He has a great bid and he is HOT!!! But I don’t like his face.
Lala on July 2nd, 2008 at 8:24 am

bod”
Lala on July 2nd, 2008 at 11:20 pm

He’s a male moddel! But does that make him gay? IBecause a lot of male moddels are gay.
mv on July 3rd, 2008 at 7:50 am

Awesome body, but nothing from the neck up.. His lips look like someone hit him really really hard.
lucylu on July 3rd, 2008 at 8:21 pm

hey hey this guy is sexy and i would do him
andre on July 9th, 2008 at 2:16 am

well looks like my fans are truly amazing people…
want to thank you… for putting this together in my name and this is a token of my thanks to you..

thank you very much.. by the way.. you dont have to win the lottery to have my friends and i around… just keep in contact an whenever we are in you city or you are in ours we will all meet up …
also… i see many don’t like my face because i look like a fighter.. well fcukers.. i am a man.. and men fight and bleed not much of a Barby playing type of guy… so with that said.. shut up.. drool over the lop top and leave my fans alone.. they are far advanced then any of you… what have you done lately to become immortal ??

my fans are my family.. no really… i reply to every single one of them.. as you well see…

peace…
A.
Milton on July 9th, 2008 at 4:33 am

Well I for one think that Andre IS sexy! Both his body, & his face. He’s got that rugged, unconventional look that’s alright by me.
Squarehippies on July 9th, 2008 at 7:16 am

Wow… If that’s really you, Andre (I’d like to think it is we’ve had actual hotties commented before), then thanks SO much for stopping by. Don’t let anyone put you down and all the best for your career!
Gunther on July 10th, 2008 at 4:50 pm

Oh wow…Did Andre really cmmnt up there?
Bobby on July 13th, 2008 at 2:32 am

Andre If you comment again leave place to contact you ie/myspace or hotmail or own website. Plus I have a question for you that sounds like I am hitting on you but I am not! First let me address a few of the folks that put down your face and ex[ressions, “you suck” first you are cruel and second it is in the eyw of the beholder personally mostof you would die to look like him for his photogenic qualities and second he is very handsome. I may not always like his expressions but you look at the eyes and they hold not only beauty but soul and emotions that a photographer looks for and that mouth people pay a fortune for lips like those, I bet many lovely lady has enjoyed the feel and taste of them, Last but not least that body is as lean (body fat count) as could possible be and yet remain muscular and supple looking skin which says he takes care of it!
Bobby on July 13th, 2008 at 2:39 am

Andre I was not finished one question for you have you ever done artistic nudes and I am not talking porn show you genetalia but siloetes and rear shots I would love to draw you in charchoal and as much and I could see without having to show me you manhood unless you wanted it included, I would love to see. I wish this blog would give you my email so you could let me know they would have my permission to give it to you, Love Ya! Dude and you should have won although the horses but who did is goodlooking and will probably make a living at it if he keeps his mouth shut about things he doesnt know TAKE CARE
Sam on July 26th, 2008 at 8:19 am

Hey Andre…I am a fan so reply to me! I was just wondering if you have anything else coming up yet, like on TV or a magazine. I think you need to update your website a little more with more pictures and stuff.
sweetiepie on August 21st, 2008 at 12:16 pm

he’s ok in some pictures
Hazellister on September 22nd, 2008 at 4:39 am

Hey Andre..!! i Love u.!! ure the best VJ its an asshole.!! But eighter u won for me ure a winner, and ure so sexy baby..!! Ure my fantasy to..!! Ure a great model.!! lov u.!!
diego on December 20th, 2008 at 2:44 pm

hey, andre is an amazin male model, whata bout his face? just because he hasn´t a girly face? like zac efron or whatever of them, asswholes he got it all it´s all about personality and actitutd. Andre IS MY MAN, he is a man not a queery one like most of them, he is tough love it, hugs man. KEEP GOING KEEP GOING!
gaby on February 14th, 2009 at 2:23 am

es muy mino este weon…. oh la cagoh…………. tay pa comerte enterito…
Alesondra on March 9th, 2009 at 1:19 pm

LOL you ppl are Pathetic he is sooooooooo fine ong he fine lol is bosy is amazing me thinks its bets body ever wow but i do agree he does look better with shaved hair grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Andre u sexy russian
Luna on October 12th, 2009 at 7:39 pm

He is SO hot.

He has all the perfect men attributes. And also juicy lips! Are you kidding me?!!!!

ANDRE. I’m all yours baby!!!! Did you see his hands! OMG!!! he’s the hottest!!!! The way he can move , the expressions …. These eyes! I love him

He’s UBER hot!

Not even Jesus was liked by everybody as we all know.

But Andre , he’s like a incorporation of what a men should be! The world needs Andre!!!! He’s definetely the hottest men I’ve came across! #1
MIka a MM scout on January 2nd, 2010 at 3:29 am

Ugly as sin. With strange body proportion ratio to boot. If he’s a male model, he must not be a very successful one as I’ve never seen him on a single LA/NY/Paris runaway much less any fashion magazine editorials.