Boy, Put That Razor Down. Now.

By Square on April 19, 2009 in Others

Chris Connell Shirtless

This fine male specimen #23 goes by the name Chris Connell. Why I put him here you might ask? Compared to adorkables and average looking guys, models and pretty things are treated a bit differently here. Well, after drooling a bucket or so, I just realized that he has a relatively hairy groin and abdoment. Just look at his legs! This is a huge contrast to his very smooth chest. Upon further investigation (I need to get a life), I found a clear evidence that he is indeed a hairy bugger — refer to item number 3. Arrest him, officer! Anyway, contrary to popular belief this is NOT one of those boytraps for Chris to visit this website via googling self! I lied.

More Chris Connell goodness at his website, Vimeo page, via Just Beautiful Men.

Chris Connell Shirtless

Crime, now in color.

Chris Connell Shirtless

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robertg on April 19th, 2009 at 8:29 pm

we live in the “all natural” age. What is it with this entirely UNnatural business of shaving body and pubic hair? And, if you’re going to do it, why leave such tell-tale visible chest stubble? All that does is show the viewer what magnificence has been stripped away. This guy is hunkeeeee, but…
Oh yes, those legs. It’s just a cryin’ shame!
Square on April 19th, 2009 at 8:39 pm

Aha I see your name has been restored. Let me know if you have problems with setting up your avatar. I don’t know why but I’m always excited to see them in the comments. Not that John Krasinski my less favorite sight. Not at all.
robertg on April 19th, 2009 at 8:52 pm

Yep! Thanks again. I’ve no idea how to do the avatar thing although i’ve made an attempt to read the instructions. Kraz is great, also a huge fav from his first appearance in The Office–nearly dropped dead when the shirt finally came off–, but might be fun to have something else. I have zip skills in capping however.
robertg on April 19th, 2009 at 10:50 pm

’scuse me, Square. you HAVE A LIFE! And you are self-sacrificingly devoting it clearly day by day, probably 24 hours of same, to keeping all of us on an even keel by manning this site with lots of mens. To me, that’s a life worth livin’. Prosit! L’chaim!
len on April 20th, 2009 at 6:56 am

L.U.V. this blond matt dillon look alike. he could model for ME ANY DAY!
len on April 20th, 2009 at 7:02 am

I L.U.V. this matt dillon look alike. he could model for me ANY DAY!
chente on April 20th, 2009 at 9:56 am

FREAKIN’ NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DoverDavid on April 20th, 2009 at 11:14 am

Why is body hair so offensive that you either have to shave it off, or if it starts to change color, you have to start waxing? Are we suposed to think that only old men get body hair and to have the assumption that some model twink might actually be older than he looks he has to shave his chest? Which is worse, a hairy chest, or one with visable signs of plucking, full of stubble?
WarpedRecord on April 20th, 2009 at 12:32 pm

Chris is a masculine, attractive man, but he’s a bit too “pretty” smooth. Step AWAY from the razor!
Phil on April 20th, 2009 at 4:32 pm

OK Square, I concede the hairy guy to you-I’ll take this one…
Paul on April 20th, 2009 at 4:37 pm

He smokes. Ugly as sin! Totally ruined it for me.
elendilnl on June 15th, 2009 at 10:53 am

I have never and probably will never understand why a guy shaves his chest/body hair. The same goes for those who shave their pubes as smooth as a pre-teen looks like