Glazed Nipples… Activate!

By Square on June 8, 2009 in Others

Jonathan Jesensky Shirtless

About more than half you probably remember this picture of an unknown stud with some nice tats on his abs and that juicy, shiny glazed nipples from a while back — and now it’s time we know his name. It’s Jonathan Jesensky, and this is his fully loaded website. Why fully loaded? Because it actually does what it’s supposed to do, providing us with pictures and pictures and pictures! If you take your eyes of that glazed nipples for a second (it’s a hard feat), you’ll notice some writings on his lower abs. Well it’s in Latin and because I can understand Latin, it says “my glazed nipples belong to Square forever”. It’s true. (these delusional pills, they don’t really work) Anyways, here are some of my selection from his website. Enjoy!

Thanks to Squarebart at the forum!

Jonathan Jesensky Shirtless

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rickg on June 8th, 2009 at 6:36 am

Hey Square,
super dude with the glazed nips. Feel free to show him anytime. Oh, i love your translation. Nice try… LOL ( actually its Aramaic and reads: My God, My God, why have you forsaken me?) How odd to have this put on your ABs??? But i like your translation better. HAHAHA
RIck
GMB on June 8th, 2009 at 8:15 am

Mighty nice pix, but it’s not Latin. It’s Aramaic written in the Latin alphabet. “My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?” Kinda weird, huh?
Vaughan on June 8th, 2009 at 8:44 am

Well, i entered the site and in the first picture he’s smoking… completely turned off, changing the channel… :p
johnloche on June 8th, 2009 at 9:12 am

Me likeyyy!!!!… Gr8 nipples……
DoverDavid on June 8th, 2009 at 11:13 am

This guy does nothing for me.
madmike on June 8th, 2009 at 12:45 pm

OMFG
David on June 8th, 2009 at 1:52 pm

Very amusing translation but the real aramaic is too weird. Since I quit smoking, he would most likely be a turnoff even though he’s so HOT!
Smokey5246 on June 8th, 2009 at 4:06 pm

It is actually Aramaic. It means “My God, my God. Why have You forsaken me?” It is what Jesus said while on the cross.
Matty on June 8th, 2009 at 5:22 pm

Eh, not for me. Ya’ll can have him. Overly done is how I feel about him. I think I’m going to go see if I can find pics of Richard Dean Anderson.
Edward on June 8th, 2009 at 5:45 pm

Actually, the words are attributed to Jesus Christ as his last words before he died on the cross.
Reese on June 8th, 2009 at 6:47 pm

I believe this is the guy that RobertG cleverly commented about in a different discussion. This model appeared is some other discussion also and we couldn’t figure out who he is or why he had latin text about being forsaken tattooed on his torso.
T. J. Hargrove on June 8th, 2009 at 7:53 pm

Since we have jumped into Biblical Studies on this one, let me go a step further from the “My God, My God, Why have you forsaken me?” said, yes indeedy, by Jesus on the Cross. He is -while on the cross- Beginning Psalm 22. The Ending of the Psalm might be as important to the story of fantastic beauty of a Man, as it was to Jesus’ experience on the cross. If you’re curious, look it up. If not, He is still fantastic looking, tats or not.
James on June 8th, 2009 at 11:30 pm

he has a couple funny videos on youtube, one is called ‘i can’t beleive I did this’. Dolly Parton fans will love it.

He also did some gay porn under another name.
Dan on June 9th, 2009 at 12:03 am

Im speechless.
alguien on June 9th, 2009 at 8:39 am

i saw the dolly parton “9 to 5″ lip synch video he did on his myspace page. this was after i had read through his profile description in which he states repeatedly “i’m not gay, i’m not gay…”

not gay, maybe, but a big ole girl nonetheless.
Morg on June 9th, 2009 at 4:45 pm

Ummm yes please. =P
Adrian on June 11th, 2009 at 7:32 pm

ARMPIT LICK ACTIVATE!!
Rosalinde. on June 13th, 2009 at 1:08 am

Cute face, but wuh-haaaaaayyyyyyyy too muscly for me! He’s like if Christopher Gorham went beefcake, imo.
Trudeau Gallant on June 14th, 2009 at 12:25 pm

No thanks. Can’t get past the gangish-looking tats. Why would such a beautiful creature intentionally mar his own skin? I don’t get it. I want to just look at the body, not read it. And OMG, are his fingernails painted blue as they look in those first pics?
Morg on June 23rd, 2009 at 10:55 pm

Mmmmm….tasty.

But i gotta ask….whats up with his bellybutton? Love the tattoo but the placement of his belly button is just wierd. I feel like it should be farther down.
hmm
Shai on August 25th, 2009 at 10:39 pm

Glazed nipples taste better than glazed Krispy Kreme donuts LOL!!!
HazelBite on September 29th, 2009 at 9:53 am

Oh, I was drooling…right up until LINDSAY GORRAM LOHAN started staring at me from that last picture. Mood GONE.
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