Just a Thought…

By Square on October 25, 2009 in Others

Russell Hantz Shirtless

Am I going to be sent to the deepest pits of hell for thinking Russell Hantz (that evil stocky bald guy in “Survivor: Samoa”) is kinda hot? I really hate when things like this happen. Thoughts?

If you’re in the same boat as me, head over to Bear Mythology for some serious Russell beef. Meanwhile, if you’re looking for past Survivor beefcakes, they’re nicely compiled (sans shirt, of course) at CBS’s Survivor website.

Russell Hantz Shirtless

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Mike on October 25th, 2009 at 4:55 am

I’m really glad that I’m not the only one who both thinks that and hates himself for it.
KarmaLysing on October 25th, 2009 at 5:16 am

I think he’s an evil, misogynist pig. If anyone deserves to be eaten by the wildlife, it’s him.
Dwight Supremacy on October 25th, 2009 at 6:07 am

Yeah. he’s super sexy! I don’t watch “Survivor” so I don’t really know what his personality is like, but I don’t care. Russell is a DILF!
Bob Frank on October 25th, 2009 at 6:35 am

I have never seen most of the shows you write about so i don’t know any of these characters. However, I am an older guy and I like sexy older guys (not that he’s probably all that old, just older than the twenty somethings I usually see in these sites). He’s handsome in a manly way, the baldness is a turn-on in his case, and the beard and hair are a real turn on too. I imagine that he could show me a very good time if he were gay and willing.
JoeTimb on October 25th, 2009 at 9:13 am

Me likey.

[j]
jeff on October 25th, 2009 at 9:27 am

hot, hairless daddy bear
bronz on October 25th, 2009 at 9:29 am

Oh, he’s totally hot, and I don’t hate myself for it. I think it’s his “evilness” that makes him so sexy. He’s obviously quite intelligent, has character, and that nice evil grin and blue eyes. Definitely a bear hottie.

I’ve said this before: compared to him, the other hot guys seem to lack a lot of oomph. Look at Erik telling us how he was praying to God so the rain could stop, and Mick huddled shivering in the corner of a tree. I’m sure it was really very cold and uncomfortable, and evil Russell of course big enough not to be affected, whereas good Russell toughed it out through the rain but ended up blacking out during the challenge — but all I could think about Erik, especially, was what a wus he was. Pray to god to take away the punishment of all that rain, and then get all giddy to have a rainbow answer his prayers? Com’on! You’re a guy! And I would have thought a manly one.
WMassGuy on October 25th, 2009 at 10:13 am

Russell is an obnoxious asshole. A hot obnoxious asshole. I’d do him in a heartbeat.
Vaughan on October 25th, 2009 at 10:29 am

Oh, who cares if we go to hell… i’d hit that.
moondoggy02116 on October 25th, 2009 at 1:13 pm

If you are going to hell, please save me a seat. Russell was a thick piece of floppy, freeball manhood the likes of which we have not had on network TV since the 80s. I was so hoping he would win.
MichaelSATX on October 25th, 2009 at 2:05 pm

I think he shaves his chest so as the show progresses onward, it will all come back. Oh yeah baby. He’s hot.
vanhenry71 on October 25th, 2009 at 2:06 pm

Ah I don’t watch the show and I am sorry I do not think he is good looking at all. But from what I see from the comments about him, even if he was sexy, his arrogance would have gotten in the way.
Bram on October 25th, 2009 at 3:22 pm

I prefer Brett, too bad they don’t show much of him
Bob G on October 25th, 2009 at 10:37 pm

Glad I’m not the only one. The man is playing a scumbag, but he is smokin’ hot. He’s got beautiful eyes to boot. YUMMM…
Patrick on October 25th, 2009 at 11:43 pm

Yeah I’d be willing to tie him up and have my way with for a couple hours.
Anonymous Maternity Ward Nurse on October 25th, 2009 at 11:52 pm

Square, what’s with you? Is this Chunk Week and no one forwarded me the email? (the other nurses ’round here can be cunty) I know a good psychologist you can talk to about your apparent BHM fetish. Hell, I would talk to him too, he looks soooo like Jon Hamm, the nurses literally elbow each other to talk to him when he visits.
rodthehorny on October 26th, 2009 at 12:51 am

that daddy can screw me anytime. :>
Mallory on October 26th, 2009 at 1:51 am

Ok….I’m a Survivor fan, and it’s difficult to admit this, but yeah I think Russell is sorta hot. Kinda the hot where like, the next day you tell your friends you were “sooo drunk” and like didn’t remember anything, but you know you totally were ok when you left with a jerk like this? …im going to hell.
James (Cinemaniac86) on October 26th, 2009 at 6:14 am

Yuckyuckyuckyuckyuckyuckyuckyuck.

However, at least he’s playing the game; he grew on me for that, since this season is full of retards (except for the hotness, John, on Galu w/ Shambo; and Erik, so adorable…oh yeah, the two bromancers, go fucking figure).

I hope a woman wins this season though. It’s near impossible these days. GO LAURA!
thebigham on October 26th, 2009 at 9:04 am

Russell definitely shaved his chest before the show began. He has some chest stubble now so it’s growing back in.
felipeanuel on October 26th, 2009 at 9:25 am

Make room for one more on that express boat to hell, because I’m lusting after him too and the evil is part of the allure. He’d be a right nice spinner to have a little fun with.
James (Cinemaniac86) on October 26th, 2009 at 9:36 am

He has nice eyes. I’ll admit that.

But, ack, he’s still too butterball for me. I stuff turkeys but once a year, bitches!
Badger31201 on October 26th, 2009 at 1:35 pm

We’ve been on the Sexy Russell train for some time. Sure he’s a jerk… he can take it all out on me!
JettaJameson on October 26th, 2009 at 3:53 pm

Well if this isn’t proof that some people have zero taste, I don’t know what is? Gross. Just…..gross.
SurvivorFan on October 29th, 2009 at 4:24 pm

Eh… I think Mick, Eric, and a couple of the other guys are ahead of him attractiveness wise.

But, I can respect his attractiveness.
Friktion on November 24th, 2009 at 2:35 am

Russell = yummmm