When He Says Go Down the Slide, You Go Down the Freakin Slide!

By Square on October 27, 2009 in Others

Sam, Dan and Canaan Shirtless

This is the stupidest thing I’ve seen on TV this week yesterday! In the latest episode of “Amazing Race” season 384,237, (one of the thickest) couple Kanaan and Mika got eliminated just because Mika was too terrified to go down the water slide. The water fucking slide, which is supposed to be fun in the first place. I have to admit it does look scary, but you’re not going to die. Possibly get traumatized for the rest of your life, but you still live! You have a million dollars to spend on the treatments anyway. I’d do anything for a million dollars, including going into a haunted house at the theme park. It’s one of those things I’d do for a million dollars — no less.

When a hot shirtless guy like Kanaan says go down down the slide, you fucking go down the slide. Hell, I’ll go down HIS slide! He might break into a country song but I’m not fussed these days. What’s this gotta do with skin you say? Well, I’ve been waiting for a shirtless episode since the season started and we finally got it. Kanaan is hot, but I’m putting my focus on the gay brothers, Sam and Dan. Goodness gracious, I’d imagine doing unholy things to these man cakes. Two words: sibling sandwich (you don’t hear that for me).

Sam & Dan Shirtless on The Amazing Race 15

Canaan Shirtless on The Amazing Race 15

Sam & Dan Shirtless on The Amazing Race 15

Canaan Shirtless on The Amazing Race 15

Also, another sandwich op!

Herbert & Nathaniel Shirtless on The Amazing Race 15

Herb & Nate Shirtless on The Amazing Race 15

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b2b on October 27th, 2009 at 5:12 am

when did this show become so sexy?
BluMtain on October 27th, 2009 at 5:22 am

yeah, the gay brothers are really hot! Don’t mind being sandwiched by these two. And so is Canaan.

So f*king annoyed with Mika. Why join the contest if you’re not willing to do anything. Canaan did all the work in that episode and his GF caused them the race.
Todd R on October 27th, 2009 at 7:14 am

Look at all those armpits. I love how the guys didn’t get time to trim their body hair before this. Yum.
Justin on October 27th, 2009 at 8:24 am

Square if u weren’t already my hero you’d win the honour purely for allowing me to enjoy this sort of skin (and body hair) without ever having to actually WATCH a freakin’ “reality” TV show

You’ve been on quite a roll lately with your posts; I’m honestly wondering how much pink glittery dust is going to be left of me if you keep this up!

<3
Justin (the younger) on October 27th, 2009 at 11:41 am

Where’s Brian?!? He went down the slide! He’s the hottest of them all.
Dewey Mee on October 27th, 2009 at 12:01 pm

Yes, Kannan is HOT and, if I were him, I’d instantly dump that pampered Nashville Princess who would not go down the water slide!! Oh, did I shout WORDS at HER– unprintable words!!
As for the gay brothers– finally shirtless– well, I’m beyond words!! My ultimate dream fantasy come true!!
Holt on October 27th, 2009 at 12:08 pm

Ack!!! Where’s Brian?! I like him too… *sob* I was going to request this last week but sensing somehow that Square watches TAR (ergo Phil Koeghan post), I didn’t bother.

IMHO, this season has the hottest line-up of men: Canaan, Sam and Dan, Brian, Cheyne, and Justin. Too bad Justin wasn’t on this leg. *sob sob*

Wait a sec… there’s a swimming pool at the Elimination Station, i hope both Canaan and Justin would show off more skin… w00t!!!

BTW, nice shot of Sam… I like him the most
Julius Seizure on October 27th, 2009 at 3:00 pm

Add me to the Brian list. Seems like a nice guy and handsome as all get out. Could use a little more chest fur but these light-haired/blond guys almost always get short-changed.
Mallory on October 28th, 2009 at 1:13 am

Canaan is very hot, and doesn’t deserve such an ungrateful, bratty, (and not that good-looking either!) chick. I’d have kicked her ass down the slide, after she started saying “you can’t make me!” Id be like: Bitch, YES I CAN.
Well apparently Im not the only one who would like to see as much of handsome Brian as possible.
Justin on October 28th, 2009 at 12:16 pm

“Justin (the younger)” ? Oh you are SO getting smacked!
Jamie on October 29th, 2009 at 10:24 pm

I loved this episode. I thought Canaan was the hottest and glad I got to see his bare chest before getting booted off the show. He’ll get hairier as he gets older. Love Sam and Dan and hope they win. They need to be shirtless more often, too. Not as hot on Brian, but he’s not bad. Cheyne is hairless, but cute anyway.
Big Dave on October 30th, 2009 at 10:15 am

Dan is my future husband. Just thought you’d like to know.
FakeName on October 30th, 2009 at 7:44 pm

While someone that afraid of water and heights shouldn’t really go on TAR (has there ever not been a challenge involving water, heights or both?) the toolbag here is Canaan. Canaan, when faced with a partner who is screaming and crying because she is so afraid, decides that the way to handle the situation is to try to PHYSICALLY THROW HER DOWN THE SLIDE, not once but TWICE.
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