Mathieu Quesnel in Real Lies

Mathieu Quesnel Shirtless in Real Lies

As you might notice my ass is heavily preoccupied lately hence the cobwebs. Anyways, here’s a fun challenge for you. This is Mathieu Quesnel from Canadian film “Le vrai du faux” or “Real Lies” capped by Jair and being a non-English language film, YES there is some reward for reading those subtitles (although who needs them when there is so much on offer) and YES ain’t nothing fake about them hanging apparatus. Watch the trailer (or if you’re pressed for time, the last 20 seconds of it) after the jump. Hollywood please take note. Read more

A Lost Otter in Zombeavers

Hutch Dano Shirtless in Zombeavers

Still steering away from Hollywood, here’s Hutch Dano in the dollar bin hit “Zombeavers”. I think they will have better revenue changing it to “The Otter” and playing just this scene for 90 minutes. For anyone who is interested in this furry piece, Hutch Dano also stars in a web series called “Breaking Fat” with his top persistently off. It’s high school drama club production grade so it’s undeniably delicious to watch. Read more

Going Full Continental

Hendrik Duryn Shirtless in Der Lehrer

Time to take a break from all these shameless Hollywood manwhores and go full blown continental. When I look up “MAN” in dictionary, I expect to see the above. Hendrik Duryn is a German actor basically everything I want and more. Thanks to Jair for introducing me to this fine piece of manbeef and you just KNEW that he’s packing the finest bratwurst down there. Yes, yes and hell yes! Read more

Shaved Armpits and Blatant Product Placement: Magic Mike XXL Looks Promising

Channing Tatum in Magic Mike XXL

This post is not even tardy to the party, it’s more like TARDIS to the party but as a bookkeeper of hotness it’s an event that needs to be documented even though everybody has left the party, moved, got a job AND a mortgage. “Magic Mike XXL” is cumming but I have to say the marketing whores aren’t working as hard this time so all we have now is this teaser which will keep a lot of bitches happy for the time being with all the grinding action. All that said, as much as I appreciate Matt Bomer’s exploitation in this second one – I feel like it’s a little bit too much. It’s like you’re given 2 bars of Mars instead of the usual 1 and you can’t handle it. That or I just felt the need to guard his beauty. Still better than being in that “50 Shades of Shit” film anyway. Read more

A Reward for 3 Hours of Torture

Neil Patrick Harris Shirtless in 87th Academy Awards

There is so much singing a gay guy can take so thank fuck this happened in Sunday’s 87th Academy Awards. I’m not so sure about the sales of grandpa style chonies will shoot up because of this but really, Neil Patrick Harris should’ve done the entire fucking show in that (with some help from Chris Pratt) to get my eyeballs open for 3 hours of this mess. Still the ratings for this year’s Oscars are the lowest in years but I’m pretty sure for some other people, something else is on the up! Read more

Would You Hit It?

Calvin Harris Shirtless

Yes, it’s amazing how much money can do! Calvin Harris used to be your average dorky high school friend who’s into the ‘music and stuff’ but now that he’s the highest paid DJ in the world – he has successfully transformed himself into well, everyone else who has trucks of money, 3 personal trainers, 2 stylists and a dietician! Of course, I’d hit all that with “Acceptable in the 80’s” in the background but I’m not so sure about this Armani panties campaign. Calvin is smizing without giving the Beckham’s constipated look so I guess that’s a good thing. It could be that I’m jealous that he’s using £20 notes as toilet paper while I had to fight old ladies at the bargain bin for the last piece of reduced tomato (don’t let the Yardley lavender scent fool you). Read more

Some Things Are Best Left Unsaid

Derek Theler and Parry Shen Shirtless in General Hospital

This shot capped by Jair from this week “General Hospital” might be what you think it is (i.e the start of something you tend to watch on your own with the door locked and a box of tissues at the ready) but it’s not. Nevertheless, it has happened and of course another great day for manwhoring. If anyone deserves the title of the hardest working manwhore in Hollywood, Derek Theler should have a room full of trophies. Now, excuse me while I draft what happened next in my gutter mind with equally delicious Parry Shen. Yes, the bench will get A LOT of use out of it. Read more

A Truly Wholesome Package

Chris McKenna Shirtless in State of Affairs

My inbox went haywire (yes, I call 3 emails that) last night with the requests coming in from around the globe for Chris McKenna from this week’s episode of “State of Affairs” on NBC. I don’t recall posting anything about this man but boy did I miss out. Chris McKenna is like the result of a holy amalgamation of wet dreams of at least 80% readers on this website and he’s the manbeef equivalent of the fresh organic aisle in Whole Foods. Delicious, wholesome and definitely filling (creamy would’ve pushed it a bit far) – a new screen crush is born. I’d put a ‘yes daddy’ tag on this but after finding out that he’s only few years older than me – I’m going to replace that with ‘eat for days’ and quietly weep in the corner. Thanks to Jair, Mike and everyone who sent this in! Read more

Murray Bartlett’s Chest is What You Need Right Now

Murray Bartlett Shirtless in Looking

It’s evident that Murray Bartlett’s chest deserve a shrine on its own – they’re realised this and when they wrote his part in HBO’s “Looking” they’re made sure his gloriously hairy pecs get the recogintion they deserve. Yes, he looks like he was born with that thick stache but I don’t think many people can forget his soul patch in “Sex and the City”. These are from the third episode of the new season also featuring Scott Bakula’s equally glorious twins. Read more

No Shirt, No Lines, No Fuss Objectification

Ben Foden Shirtless in Hollyoaks

One thing the Brits do well is treat their finest manbeef the way they’re supposed to be treated – objectified and on a pedestal. With a beautiful creation like rugby player Ben Foden it’s a crime not to spread the hotness through all medium available – in this case an episode of soap with almost no lines and of course, no shirt. Not sure how I missed this, but here are some caps from “Hollyoaks” by Jair anyway. Also, it’s refreshing to see that his immaculate body isn’t ruined by random ink unlike most of the full time manwhores out there. Read more