The Perfect Combo

Marcus Grodd Shirtless

There are so much shirtlessness happening out there it’s bordering on too much, it’s real hard to zero in on one. One thing for sure, the blue eyes – hairy chest combo ALWAYS, ALWAYS work for me, it’s really like a kyrptonite for the crotch. I could care less about fake dating shows, but the latest contestant Marcus Grodd in “Bachelor in Paradise” (these people…) has that explosive combo and he fucking deserves a post. If you think Jair didn’t do enough caps here, then fret not because he has been whoring it out on Twitter. Read more

John Schneider in Shark Swarm

John Schneider Shirtless in Shark Swarm

Um, can you say PERFECTION? As someone who prefers the taste of aged manbeef (although lately I may have suggested otherwise and for that I’m sorry), I’ve had such a huge crush on John Schneider since as long as I can remember and even more so as he ages. True, he still circles around the B league but with that blond going silver fuzz on his chest constantly on show – who fucking cares. Thanks to my trusty Jair who capped these glorious stills of John from one of SyFy’s dollar tree gems “Shark Swarm” in HIGH DEFINITION, we get to enjoy his every strand. Even with that angry mop on his head, John Schneider will be forever my top 25 DILF of all time. Read more

At Last, They Have Finally Made David Beckham Unappetising

Obviously, the easiest thing to do to is to make this H&M David Beckham Bodywear fall campaign audio enhanced featuring David Beckham reciting the entire Moby Dick, but that’s way to risky so their marketing whores have decided to cut the hairstyling budget and make him twist his body in the most awkward of positions while weating clothes that won’t look good on anyone else but David Beckham. I know he’s been the biggest manwhores out there, but somehow he had always made my crotch twitch but these shots are finally doing absolutely zero for me so I take that as a good thing! Read more

Justin Theroux in The Leftovers

Justin Theroux Shirtless in The Leftovers

Apart from having one of the best eyebrow games in the business and Jennifer Aniston’s ex, Justin Theroux’s big screen acting career has never really exploded like some but he sure knows how to take care of that body and this fine man is ageing oh so very well. These are from HBO’s new series “The Leftovers” (which to be honest is a bit of an irony due to the whole Aniston thing) capped by Superherofan a while back. Justin might have waltzed into your life in “Sex and the City” or “Charlie’s Angels” sequel but in my case he did it as the Cowboy in the “Mean Girls” of my generation – “Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion”. In other news – “Charlie’s Angels” was 14  years ago. Yes bitches, FOUR FUCKING TEEN YEARS. I can never comprehend that fact ever… Read more

Oh Hai There, Sean Carrigan

Sean Carrigan Shirtless

Twink break! So many boywhores, so little time…  I have to admit there were too many posts about them already – there can only be so many Zac Efron shirtless scenes out there, so let’s shift our focus on the relatively unknown. Here’s actor and former boxer Sean Carrigan from “The Young and the Restless” capped by Jair. Soaps are where you usually see the hottest pieces and Sean Carrigan is no exeception. If the whole young DILF look doesn’t suit you (what is wrong with some people!), then I’ve included an older shot of him with more head hair after the jump. Read more

Taylor Lautner in Cuckoo

Taylor Lautner Shirtless in Cuckoo

Twilight’s resident muscle mary Taylor Lautner starring in a British comedy might seem a bit random, but at least he has used his talent wisely. These are from the first episode of the second season of “Cuckoo” on BBC Three. You know, buttery or not and even with that almost hairless body – throw me some face pubes and all I would hit that up. I know that’s hard to swallow, it’s probably a lot to do with getting older. Read more

Wake-up Call

Chris Pratt in Jurassic World

This morning is brought to you by this shot of Chris Pratt looking NOWHERE NEAR the Chris Pratt we knew in the upcoming “Jurrasic World” tweeted by director Colin Trevorrow. I know it’s not shirtless, but if that look doesn’t get your libido to the uranus and back then you might as well pack it up, let it take the first bus home to slowly shrivel and die. It’s the only still from the film thus far, but who’s going to give any fucks about dinosaurs when you have Chris undressing you with his eyes like that? And they better do this fine manbeef justice by taking his shirt off, because with manwhores coming at you left right and centre it’s basically violating a human right if they have decided to keep his shirt on. Read more

Matt Iseman in Hot in Cleveland

Matt Iseman Shirtless in Hot in Cleveland

I know I have been spamming the site with hairless twinks as of late, so take this one as my peace offering and to neutralise this joint out. Matt Iseman might not ring many bells out there but this is one piece of premium manbeef you have to have in your shopping list. These are from “Hot in Cleveland” capped by Jair and it’s obvious here Matt was extremely underused. Watch him getting shirtless with adorkable Mikey Day performing “Men of the House” at the Groundling’s Theater few years back after the jump. Read more

But It’s Not Even September…

Tom Daley Shirtless Calendar 2015

It’s not even September but OF COURSE Britain’s beloved boywhore Tom Daley is out with his 2015 calendar. This is obviously timed perfectly right after his Commonwealth Games gold so it doesn’t matter if it’s too fucking early for a bloody calendar. Competition in the manwhoring industry is dead fierce so this mess has to be out way before a bunch of other whores. And in the distance you can hear Dan Osborne shouting furiously at his PR manager to get that shit to print ASAP. Read more

Here’s the Trailer for That 50 Shades of Shit Film Your Aunties Have Been Waiting For

Jamie Dornan Shirtless in 50 Shades of Grey

As middle aged ladies’ panties flooded everywhere, I’d like to take a more analytical approach to this mess. There’s no doubt Jamie Dornan is a mighty fine piece of Northern Irish manbeef, but I think there would be more impact on the crotch if someone like Meekus aka Alexander Skarsgard (see “Straw Dogs“) does the role. It could just be me but I don’t get the “I’m going to give you my everything, organs and all” feeling with Jamie. Still, I’ll be torturing my eyeballs watching this mess when it comes out next year and I bet you will too. Watch the trailer after the jump. Read more