Chris Kramer

By Square on October 5, 2008 in Actors | 13 Comments

Chris Kramer Shirtless

Chris Kramer aka Morgan Pym aka meatier Adam Levine desperately needs your help! Uhm… with the cuffs? I know what you’re thinking! Wait a minute, hold that thought. I change my mind. Don’t help him. Instead, just be quite and admire his perfectly hairy chest and delectable pink nips in close proximity while he’s struggling to get free. Provoke him once in a while because that could be hot as well. Anyways, why can’t we see this dark hottie more often? He’s too gorgeous to be swept under the rug! While the quality of these shirtless caps of Chris Kramer from the second season of “The Collector” are nothing to be proud of, I guess it will suffice considering the scarcity of skin shrines devoted to this beautiful man. Read more »

How Does This Make You Feel?

By Square on October 5, 2008 in Random Hotness | 17 Comments

Zac Efron in High School Musical 3

Here’s our ~~questionable~~ favorite Disney hottie Zac Efron looking all hearthrob-ish from “High School Musical 3″. I’m not a big fan of gym bunnies but damn. Quick! Pull me back before I jumped on the Zefron bus to Disneyland! Read more »

Separated at Birth: Joe Jonas & Brandon Routh

By Square on October 4, 2008 in Separated at Birth | 16 Comments

Joe Jonas and Brandon Routh

Okay I don’t even know why I bother posting this. Perhaps the only similarity between these two is the hot caterpillar brows. Speaking of Brandon Routh, where the hell is he anyways? Come out come out wherever you are! (and take your shirt off while you’re at it.) Read more »

Rossif Sutherland

By Square on October 3, 2008 in Actors | 14 Comments

Rossif Sutherland Shirtless

Wipe your filthy, drool-infested screens because we have a class 5 peppa on our hands! (I’ve always wanted to say that) Seriously again, how hot is Rossif Sutherland? He’s another fine product of the cradle of scorching hot men that is Canada, and also the darker, younger brother of Kiefer Sutherland. Put those two in a room with me in it and I’ll shut down this website for a year (their acting careers as well)! I have said it before, we need to do an extensive R&D on whatever stuff they feed the children over there, then mass produce it so the rest of the world will be filled hot Canadian grade males. There should be a special UN program or something for this too and I can already picture the “We Are The World” style music video in my head. It has Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Gosling and Chad Faust in it, among others. Not singing and shirtless, of course. Read more »

How Does This Make You Feel?

By Square on October 3, 2008 in Random Hotness | 19 Comments

A Hot NYC Cop

Uhm… Officer, kindly step in the car. Now take the uniform off and let me take a look at those dangling keys. Seriously, since when do they hire model grade men in the law enforcement? This is exactly the reason why NYPD should have its own calendar and the gentleman here is by far the hottest cop I’ve seen in months, I kid you not. The other being Seth Rogen in “Superbad”. Shut up! Read more »

Olaf Bjornstal

By Square on October 2, 2008 in Others | 22 Comments

Olaf Bjornstal

Whenever I hear the name Olaf, I always picture some balding old broad with silver caterpillar brows. Simply put, Jim Carey in “A Series of Unfortunate Events”. This Olaf however is nothing like that. Definitely one of the most breathtaking pair of blue / green eyes I’ve seen since Matthew Bomer. The amount of chest hair is perfection and although Olaf Bjornstal looks a tiny bit like a mature version of Jesse Metcalfe, I’d hit this one in a fraction of a milisecond. Oh by the way I was about to put a picture of Count Olaf here but then I realized it’s going to be a major boner killer so you should thank me for that. Read more »

Gordon Ramsay

By Psiwire on October 1, 2008 in Others | 11 Comments

Gordon Ramsay Shirtless

In every British “Kitchen Nightmares” episode there’s a scene when Gordon Ramsay has his ‘Mr. Rogers’ moment and changes from his street clothes into his chef’s uniform. I love that part. It’s a clear indication that he’s getting down to business and he’s gonna bust some heads. Plus, he looks good without his shirt. He’s more rugged then the guys I typically like, but I enjoy his no nonsense, tough-love attitude. I’m less fond of the American version of “Nightmares” where he’s too touchy-feely. Read more »

Adorkable of the Month: Kyle Bornheimer

By Square on October 1, 2008 in Ramblings | 10 Comments

Kyle Bornheimer Shirtless in Worst Week

We bid goodbye to Scott Prendergast and say hello to October’s Adorkable of the Month, Kyle “Fuzzy Bear” Bornheimer. Well, actually Scott will be locked away in my personal vault where noone else can have him except me. Mmm… hot hairy adorkables… Okay enough creepy, here are some shirtless caps of Mr. Bornheimer from the second episode of “Worst Week”. Don’t you feel like eating him alive? Read more »

Peter Krause

By Square on September 30, 2008 in Actors | 19 Comments

Peter Krause Shirtless

In continuing my fascination with furry men, here is super sexy Peter Krause from “Six Feet Under” capped by the fab Superherofan. In all honesty, I couldn’t believe it took us this long to post him either. Peter may not be the most good looking-conventional-Hollyweird-hunk type but this is exactly the type of guy that make you wanna think impure thoughts. Best hairy chest ever? Not really. But one of the most lickable I’ve seen in months! Read more »

How Does This Make You Feel?

By Square on September 30, 2008 in Random Hotness | 17 Comments

Max and Charles Carver from Desperate Housewives

Their names are Max and Charles Carver and they’re the grown up version of twins Porter and Preston Scavo in the new season of “Desperate Housewives”. Somewhere out there, a tween girl version of me is rapidly dying (of their hotness). Having said that, put these two in an oven, set the timer to 5 years and BAM! We’ll have not one, but two ginge Matt Damons on our hands! Read more »