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Matt Bomer Shirtless in The New Normal

I could post a dozen pictures of the man of all my dreams Phil Spencer, but to keep it friendly to the general public taste here are some publicity shots of Matt Bomer from the best episode of “The New Normal” ever (since Justin Bartha is NEVER going to take his shirt off no matter how hard I prayed to NBC gods). Follicle hotness will return soon, so put your pitchforks back in the shed because ain’t nobody got time for that! Read more

Happy New Year!

Here’s wishing you lovely people a very happy and prosperous new year. May this year bring us loads and loads of shirtlessness! Read more

2011 in (Shirtless) Pictures

It’s that time of the year where my server crashed because of this post. In the world of interwebs, that’s a good thing. Okay, that was just wishful thinking. Mind you, this joint not that popular. *awkward silence* Anyway, let’s take off one item of clothing (make sure the heating’s on) and look back at some of my favorite posts of 2011. Read more

Perfection, Perfection, Perfection

Phil Spencer Shirtless in Vacation, Vacation, Vacation

Breaking news! Last night, the British isle sank by at least a meter after the latest episode of “Vacation, Vacation, Vacation” (which has recently become my porn material) aired on Channel 4. It has been reported that most of the east coast of North America has been affected as well. Millions of households has been flash flooded with panty cream caused by excessive shirtlessness of the finest man in Britain, Phil Spencer showing in detail the eighth wonder of the world that is his gloriously thick, hairy chest and lickable daddy abs. For someone who has been waiting a long time (a year is a long time for me) for this moment to happen, I’d say it’s a bit much for my mortal libido to take. Well, I’m still here – hanging on to whatever’s left of me. This is perfection personified, full stop. I’ll let the caps, the clips AND the gifs do the talking and the hardening. A little warning though, due to the size of the post it may crash your browser and understandably, your crotch. Read more

No. Words.

Phil Spencer Shirtless in Vacation, Vacation, Vacation

Be right back. *masterbating* Read more

2010 in (Shirtless) Pictures

For once, I got this posted in time so yay me. Moving on, here’s what probably you have been waiting for since last year — a lusty look back at 2010, a year full of shirtlessness and sadly to say, shaved chests. It’s amazing how time flies while we’re drooling, isn’t it? If you really want to stick your knob nose into the archives, here are the summaries for 2009 and 2008. Gosh, it seems only like yesterday I did this post (warning: may contain Brazilian hotness). This particular post might crash my already ailing server because it contains a year worth’s of hotness, so be extremely patient and pray that it won’t happen. Read more

Potential (British) Mah Husband Alert!

How do you define an obsession? It’s 3 am and you’re going through 90 minutes of footage frame by frame capping nearly a hundred images of the same person with carpal tunnel on both hands. Is that an obsession? Fine, I think it’s safe to say, I am a little obsessed with Welsh based chef Matt Tebbutt. Okay, a fucking lot. As a messenger of underrated and undiscovered hotness, I do feel it’s important to bring a fine rare piece like Matt to the world’s attention. I’ve previously preached about his out of this world adorable-ness at the forum but now it’s time to bring him to the main site simply because he’s a strong candidate for mah fifth husband. Before you say, “Square, you greedy bitch” — he’s British, so I think I can get away with ONE British husband. Okay, maybe two because Phil Spencer has a special place in my heart forever and always! And Robson Green too. Fine, I am a greedy bitch. There’s really something about this guy that is just irresistible. I just want to wake up in the gap between his teeth, have breakfast in his gingery stubbles, frolic in his cleft chin, cuddle the mole on his neck…I could go on and on til December! Warning: massive post due to the author’s over indulgent nature about the subject and the desire to bear his children. Read more

Happy Daddy’s Day!

If last year’s Father’s Day was hosted by Mike Rowe, Mitch Pileggi and Richard Burgi, this year’s geriatric rave party is being hosted by “Extreme Fishing” host and my crotch’s frequent flyer gold member Robson Green. To get things started, he’s asking you to have a look at our selection of fine mature pieces of sweet mancakes we have found this year — Jeremy Wade, Steve Forrest (no wire hangers please), Mark Valley, the men of “Breaking Bad“, indescribable hotness Phil Spencer and his older twin brother Scott Bakula. If you insist on drooling on Robson though, you should go here and here. And because I’m feeling generous today, enjoy two shirtless clips of this British daddy perfection in his tight swimming trunks from ITV’s “Wild Swimming Adventure” after the jump. Happy mature men appreciation day everyone! Read more