Ben Affleck in Gone Girl

Ben Affleck Shirtless in Gone Girl

I know, this was last year’s news but as I recall of how much crotch damage Ben Affleck has done to me during his heyday the late 90s, this post is a reason to celebrate. For the first time in the HISTORY OF EVERYTHING, he has decided to join the 21st century by going all European-ish on us. I say that because this is not really Pete Sarsgaard’s “Kinsey” or Michael Fassbender’s “Shame”. In fact, it’s not really a full frontal and his peen has been prepped to perfection for it’s debut but as this point of time a little peek is better than nothing. As this blog is worksafe, I’m including his other stills from that shower scene in “Gone Girl” but if you haven’t seen it, you can enjoy the side peen in all its glory here although I think I prefer to ogle at his daddy moobs to be honest.

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Happy New Year!

Mike Rowe Shirtless

2014 wasn’t exactly a good year for me personally, but by fuzz I aim to do more frequent posts this year regardless! To kick things off, here’s a catchup on  what I’ve missed last year. It’s the daddy of everyone’s wet dreams and not so many after that male fan crush incident, Mike Rowe. I’ve lost track of his whereabouts lately, but it turns out over the past couple of years he’s gone all John Schneider and keeping very active on the interwebs. You know, despite everything my libido cannot help but still feel a strong connection to him and I feel nothing but guilt! Here’s Mike supposedly naked raising awareness (and OBVIOUSLY other things) for his mikeroweWORKS foundation sometime last year. Whether you love him still or loathe him, one thing for sure that beefy pecs is definitely grade A. Here’s to a fantastic 2015! Read more

Happy Christmas!

Dean Dujardin Shirtless in OSS 117: Le Caire, nid d'espions

Whether you’re wrestling with a huge piece of meat (not necessarily of poultry or bovine origins), microwaving a meal for one or don’t really give any kind of fuck, there’s always time to spend drooling at hot men – so on this day I’d like to wish you all a very happy Christmas and present you with this fine French specimen, Jean Dujardin in 2006 spy spoof film “OSS 117: Le Caire, nid d’espions” or “OSS 117: Cairo, Nest of Spies” for the rest of us capped by Jair. This was several years before he went all mainstream in “The Artist”, and OSS 117 is like Sean Connery’s James Bond but more French, less chest hair and far more generosity in the skin department. Whatever you do, I hope you’re having a very happy Christmas! Read more

And Now, the Latest Edition of Depilation Monthly

Nick Youngquest Shirtless on Mens Health Spain

This is Nick Youngquest on the cover of Men’s Health Spain and thanks to the HD technology we can take a closer look at what could have been a very sexy furry beast of a man reduced to a standard department store mannequin in the name of fash-un. Let’s put it this is way, at least we know that it’s a full blown epilation so perhaps I can at least sleep a little but more tonight.  Read more

Wake-up Call

Oliver Smith Shirtless in I Hate Thailand

According to this recently viral video on YouTube, in Thailand – a pretty girl buys you a drink, noone bats an eyelid if you launch a rock at a moving car, hundreds of villagers help you find your wallet on the beach at night and eventually you get to overstay your visa as long you want. Well, that is if you’re James of course, or Oliver Smith in real life. A premium grade, furry backpacker type (suspiciously looks like he lives in a four-bedroom house in Surrey) who I’m sure will be allowed to overstay anyone’s welcome plus, he gets EVEN FURRIER at the end of the clip which is always good. Oliver, you’ll get a permanent one way visa to stay in my crotch forever. Read more

Oh Hai There, Orlando Bloom. Wait a Minute…

Adam Brody Shirtless in Life Partners

There were many reincarnations of Adam Brody after Seth Cohen, but I think this is his hottest version to date. His latest shirtless appearance in “Life Partners” totally brings out the noughties fangirl in me. I never thought this could ever happen, but somehow Orlando Bloom has managed to find his way in Adam Brody and I can’t believe it only takes a pair of moustache and glasses to make your 2005 dreams instantly come true! Watch the trailer for “Life Partners” after the jump. Read more

Geoff Stults in Opposite Sex

Geoff Stults Shirtless in Opposite Sex

I have so much to catch up on especially on Jair’s contributions – so here’s the first instalment featuring the lush hairy chest of Geoff Stults in “Opposite Sex” starring other hot pieces including Josh Cooke, Josh Hopkins and silver fox Dana Ashbrook of which I need to do further investigation on. One would only assume they’ve used some kind of protection layer on him underneath all those tapes? A fine furry specimen like Geoff is hard to come by in Hollywood so it’s really not worth losing your follicle over a dollar tree gem of a film. Enjoy! Read more

At Long Last, Derek Theler Pulls a Chris Pratt

Derek Theler Shirtless in Shark Killer

About fucking time! I’ve left you with a manwhore before the hiatus (you should’ve gotten used to it by now), so it’s only natural that I’m back with another. It’s prime slab of manbeef Derek Theler (whose sole existence is to cream your panties) being himself on the trailer of another screen gem “Shark Killer”. Take it as a bargain bucket but equally satisfying version of Chris Pratt in “Guardians of the Galaxy”. Yes, Derek Theler with his shirt off is nothing new but this time it’s obviously very different than his previous efforts because they’ve decided to LEAVE HIS FOLLICLES ALONE for once and we all know the importance of a light beard to finish the whole panty creamer look. Watch the trailer after the jump. Read more

Fresh From the “I Never Do This But…” Files

Nick Jonas Shirtless in Flaunt

Let’s take the label off this and stick a “I ONLY DO THIS NOW” instead, it’s just one of those obligatory Disney duties. First of all, I have absolutely nothing against manwhoring – in fact I embraced it wholeheartedly because hell, without manwhoring this joint would not bloody exist in the first place. In essence, I owe everything and more to manwhoring! Here’s a recent convert on the block Nick Jonas doing his Disney duties (following the footsteps of Zac Efron of course) in Flaunt magazine. I might be in my pre-senile state but it seems like only yesterday that he posted this on Instagram. The buttcrack shot totally makes up for the douchey vibe he’s giving in this spread. Read more

John Schneider is Really A Gift That Keeps On Giving

John Schneider Shirtless Workout

Sure he’s not to everyone’s taste, but sexually John Schneider is really a gift to me. Just when you thought he couldn’t give anymore on screen, it turns out over the past couple of years John Schneider has become THAT surburban dad who got bored, bought a bunch of gym equipment and quickly became a fitness freak. YES, YES AND YES! Even better, he is whoring out his fitness things (ain’t nobody got time to listen to all that marketing crap) by showcasing his mostly sweaty body on YouTube. It’s almost impossible to watch them videos without hitting the mute button and taking your pants off. The shirtless gods have answered my prayers yet again! “Coach John” sounds like a recurring character in my gay porno stash, but this time shit got real. Thanks to everyone who sent this in! Read more