Taylor Lautner in Cuckoo

Taylor Lautner Shirtless in Cuckoo

Twilight’s resident muscle mary Taylor Lautner starring in a British comedy might seem a bit random, but at least he has used his talent wisely. These are from the first episode of the second season of “Cuckoo” on BBC Three. You know, buttery or not and even with that almost hairless body – throw me some face pubes and all I would hit that up. I know that’s hard to swallow, it’s probably a lot to do with getting older. Read more

Wake-up Call

Chris Pratt in Jurassic World

This morning is brought to you by this shot of Chris Pratt looking NOWHERE NEAR the Chris Pratt we knew in the upcoming “Jurrasic World” tweeted by director Colin Trevorrow. I know it’s not shirtless, but if that look doesn’t get your libido to the uranus and back then you might as well pack it up, let it take the first bus home to slowly shrivel and die. It’s the only still from the film thus far, but who’s going to give any fucks about dinosaurs when you have Chris undressing you with his eyes like that? And they better do this fine manbeef justice by taking his shirt off, because with manwhores coming at you left right and centre it’s basically violating a human right if they have decided to keep his shirt on. Read more

Matt Iseman in Hot in Cleveland

Matt Iseman Shirtless in Hot in Cleveland

I know I have been spamming the site with hairless twinks as of late, so take this one as my peace offering and to neutralise this joint out. Matt Iseman might not ring many bells out there but this is one piece of premium manbeef you have to have in your shopping list. These are from “Hot in Cleveland” capped by Jair and it’s obvious here Matt was extremely underused. Watch him getting shirtless with adorkable Mikey Day performing “Men of the House” at the Groundling’s Theater few years back after the jump. Read more

But It’s Not Even September…

Tom Daley Shirtless Calendar 2015

It’s not even September but OF COURSE Britain’s beloved boywhore Tom Daley is out with his 2015 calendar. This is obviously timed perfectly right after his Commonwealth Games gold so it doesn’t matter if it’s too fucking early for a bloody calendar. Competition in the manwhoring industry is dead fierce so this mess has to be out way before a bunch of other whores. And in the distance you can hear Dan Osborne shouting furiously at his PR manager to get that shit to print ASAP. Read more

Here’s the Trailer for That 50 Shades of Shit Film Your Aunties Have Been Waiting For

Jamie Dornan Shirtless in 50 Shades of Grey

As middle aged ladies’ panties flooded everywhere, I’d like to take a more analytical approach to this mess. There’s no doubt Jamie Dornan is a mighty fine piece of Northern Irish manbeef, but I think there would be more impact on the crotch if someone like Meekus aka Alexander Skarsgard (see “Straw Dogs“) does the role. It could just be me but I don’t get the “I’m going to give you my everything, organs and all” feeling with Jamie. Still, I’ll be torturing my eyeballs watching this mess when it comes out next year and I bet you will too. Watch the trailer after the jump. Read more

A Seasoned Pro at Work

Zac Efron and Bear Grylls Shirtless in Running Wild with Bear Grylls

We all know there is no end to Zac Efron’s manwhoring, and in the latest development this happened. Zac is seen reluctantly, okay acting reluctantly taking his top off with Bear Grylls in this preview for his episode of “Running Wild with Bear Grylls” on NBC airing July 28th. Of course with a seasoned professional manwhore like Efron, we have to throw in as many SEXUAL INNUENDOS as possible. In case you don’t get it – simply put, the descend is a metaphor for anal sex. Watching Bear stuffing his face with different species of fauna is a bit old now, so thank goodness the TV gods have realised that it’s time to bring in some manwhores to put the ratings up! Read more

Just a Gentle Reminder

Tom Daley Shirtless in Attitude Magazine

This boywhore… I’m sort of back, and I apologise in advance for this post if it’s not to your liking, but you know as long as Tom Daley exists – he (or the media) is going to milk THAT STORY absolutely fucking dry. The only thing wrong with this cover of Attitude’s latest issue is that he’s not bumping nipples with Britain’s hardest working manwhore Dan Osborne (he’s the new ‘fitness guru’ now). Or save that for the manwhore edition which is probably coming out shortly after. Read more

Meatballs on the Barbie

Ryan Kwanten and Alexander Skarsgard Making Out in True Blood

The above could only be three things – a screen capture from your recurring dreams, a fucking good romance novel cover and/or a still from last week’s episode of “True Blood”. Yes, since it’s the last season to exploit Ryan Kwanten and other manwhores to their fullest – Alan Ball has treated us to one of the most orgasmic scenes of the series featuring him and your Swedish hunk of choice Alexander Skarsgard having some sort of hot angry sex. The caps will speak for themselves and the only thing that can make this scene even more perfect is that Sam Trammell and Joe Manwhore-jello joined in. Now that’s really asking too much. Or is it… Read more

Our Favourite Adorkable Returns

Preston Stringer

Does anyone remember Preston? You know, our Adorkable of the Month who flooded numerous panties few years back? Either you do or you’re lying to yourself. In case you haven’t noticed, Preston isn’t just your furry lust object who lives in the internets for you to drool at, in real life he’s a sculptor / animator who is based in San Francisco. Currently Preston is still as adorkable as ever and he’s working on his pet project – “LGBTQueerstory”, the first ever animated LGBTQ history and he has reached out to us for some help. Watch the proposal clip after the jump. The project proposal of course, not the other kind. I know, I know. Read more

Razor (and Possibly Trimmer) Free Alert

Jesse Spencer Shirtless in Chicago Fire

These caps of furry Australian mancake Jesse Spencer from “Chicago Fire” capped by Superherofan aren’t much, but you cannot deny the beauty of that UNSHAVED and I want to believe UNTRIMMED chest. In American television, that is as rare as the Loch Ness monster so his brief appearance totally deserves a post. Read more