A Tale of Two Herculeses

The Rock as Hercules

The Rock and John Cena was really my everything back in my college years but despite the constant shirtlessness in upcoming Brett Ratner’s “Hercules”, nothing is going on down there. I don’t know whether it’s due to the facepubes aren’t working for him or the fact that his new film is more like the source of inspiration for straight gym going, Mens Health reading guys who take selfies in the locker room every chance they get. I’d still hit it twice over every night of the week, but whatever it is, this is miles better than bargain bin quality release starring Kellan Lutz. They really need to find other good use for that body instead of wasting money in something only die hard Twilight fans would watch. Perhaps a cameo in Sean Cody’s short film? Freshly released trailer for “Hercules” and it’s awkward step brother “The Legend of Hercules” after the jump. Read more

New Ginge on the Block

George Mackay Shirtless in How I Live Now

As much as you want to think this hot piece of ginge is Rupert Grint – it’s not although George Mackay is equally young, British and of course, ginger. Yes, my taste in men is completely different but I still have a soft, wet spot for gingers regardless of their state – although the rule of thumb is always the hairier the better. These are from war drama “How I Live Now” (UK) with Saoirse Ronan and Tom Holland. Read more

Better in HD: Justin Bartha in Failure to Launch

Justin Bartha Shirtless in Failure to Launch

If there’s anyone in anything who can make me feel like a raging One Direction fan, it’s definitely Justin Bartha in “Failure to Launch” with Matthew McConaughey and Bradley Cooper. The scene was short and he was injusticely half covered, but those blue eyes and hairy chest made up for everything. 8 years on with various films and TV work, we STILL don’t get a full view which is a damn shame. Also worth nothing, Rob Corddry. I find him extremely sexy in his own Phil Spencer kind of way. Read more

Jason Beghe in Californication

Jason Beghe Shirtless in Californication

Last week I’ve posted one of the most important pieces in this massive puzzle of hotness, Jason Beghe from “G.I. Jane” and it’s time to catch up with that body. I’ve managed to dig out this scene from “Californication” featuring Jason with an AMAZING salt and pepper beard but the sad news is all the magical follicle forest wasn’t as great as it used to be. Naturally I’m not happy but that beard is seriously doing unspeakable things to my lower body. Along with that voice, it can’t be healthy. This post contains Jason doing the mangina so proceed with caution, and preferably a box of tissues. Read more

The Great Dane Has Finally Arrived

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau Shirtless in Details Magazine

For most people, upcoming rom-com “The Other Woman” is all about Kate Upton’s melon balls but for the  rest of us it’s the furry pecs of “Game of Thrones” actor Nikolaj Coster-Waldau. Yes, he has been around for a while but perhaps this time the Dane has truly arrived. Too many bitches are going after the Swedish one, so more Scandinavian hotness in Hollywood is always a good thing. Here are some shirtless shots from the latest issue of Details magazine. Trailer for “The Other Woman” after the jump. Read more

Better in HD: Antonio Banderas in Original Sin

Antonio Banderas in Original Sin

I have to admit the main reason I revived this post is because I didn’t get to post enough of the mustachioed Thomas Jane and Antonio Banderas sucking tongues (well, one would hope) in 2001 erotic thriller “Original Sin“. Even when Antonio Banderas was my everything, the moment I saw Thomas Jane in that wig and mustache, I knew he’s going to be a major star in my dreams one day, and he really did! Read more

Toni Cantó in The Last Match

Toni Canto Shirtless in The Last Match

Time to move a little bit further into the age scale. Toni Cantó is a Spanish actor turned politician and he has starred in a few films including “All About My Mother” in the last few years. This is his more recent work “The Last Match” (“La Partida” in Spanish) set in Havana, Cuba and featuring this hot scene. May I suggest a sequel with Brian Paddick and me in the middle? Synopsis and trailer after the jump, which contains YouTube grade man ass. It’s ART so deal with it! Read more

Hollywood’s Hardest Working Manwhore in Baby Daddy

Derek Theler Shirtless in Baby Daddy

All that manwhoring on “Baby Daddy” must be so tiring, so let’s leave Derek Theler alone while he catches up with some sleep… QUICK, SOMEONE HIDE HIS TRIMMER! Read more

Here’s Another Canadian Ginger For Your Consideration

Shawn Ashmore Shirtless in The Following

Not sure what’s happening recently, but it seems that we have an invasion of furry Canadian gingers and that can only be a fucking good thing! In addition to this and this, here are some shirtless screen grabs of another furry Canadian ginger Shawn Ashmore from this week’s episode of FOX’s “The Following”. Now, this is the right amount of facial pubes for me. Read more

Wake-up Call

Chris Hemsworth Shirtless in Thor: The Dark World

It’s the first day of spring and this morning is brought to you by the veiny arms of Australia’s finest piece of manbeef Chris Hemsworth as the sPECtacular god of thunder from down under (sorry)  in “Thor: The Dark World“. While the first instalment made good use of all that offering, this time it was too subtle and I’d say NOT ENOUGH – 20 seconds out of 2 hours to be exact. That’s precisely a pathetic 0.74%. Well, at least I get to post the second incarnation of Fandral which is basically a blond Flynn Rider played by Zachary Levi so that’s a big consolation. Read more