David Walton in About a Boy

David Walton Shirtless in About A Boy

When David Walton (who looks like the adorkable, furrier and less intimidating version of Matt Bomer) first captured my libido when he appeared briefly as the stock funny guy in “Burlesque“, I just knew he’s going to be more that just being a one time character in one of those CSI type things. These are from several episodes of the TV adaptation of “About a Boy” with Minnie Driver (yes she’s still around) featuring a variety of shirtless situations. Considering the amount of time he spent sans shirt divided by the number episodes so far, this series should really be on everyone’s list. Read more

Luke Mitchell & Jeffrey Pierce in The Tomorrow People

Luke Mitchell Shirtless in The Tomorrow People

In an alternate universe deep in the gutter at the back of my head, this scene between Jeffrey Pierce and Australian blond surfer type Luke Mitchell in the latest episode of CW’s “The Tomorrow People” would totally lead to something else. I mean, who can properly deal with salt and pepper goatee on Jeffrey Pierce and that hair on Luke Mitchell, who looks like a showered version of Harry Styles sans the pre-school scribbles. Exports from Australian soaps are plenty in Hollyweird but as long as he keeps the shirt away I’d say Luke is not going anywhere. Read more

Let Me Count the Ways

Matt Bomer in Out Magazine

After you finish admiring Matt Bomer’s beauty and his perfectly trimmed right down to the nanometer stubble, the natural thing to do is count his armpit hair because that’s exactly what I’m going to do now. This is shot by Kai Z Feng for Out magazine doing his bit to promote the long awaited HBO adaptation of the play “The Normal Heart” starring Mark Ruffalo, Taylor Kitsch and Jonathan Groff. Bomer went full Bale / McConaughey and reportedly lost 40 pounds to show the ravages of AIDS on his character. Watch the trailer after the jump. Read more

James Van Der Beek in Friends with Better Lives

James Van Der Beek Shirtless in Friends with Better Lives

There has been a hundred and one of ways getting James Van Der Beek’s clothing off on television, and in this latest exploit in new CBS comedy “Friends with Better Lives” he is doing the manwhore version of the Christmas tree. My only complaint is the lights are a little heavy at the bottom – we don’t want to overshadow the gifts with them stupid lights. Thanks to Jair and Jeff for the caps! Read more

Orlando Bloom in Zulu

Orlando Bloom Shirtless in Zulu

Orlando Bloom was kind of my everything when he first waltzed into the Hollywood scene as Legolas in “The Lord of the Rings” films, but over time other pieces of hotness have surpassed him as my taste in men leans more towards the mature and hairy. These screen captures are from his latest film “Zulu” with Forest Whitaker – a 2013 crime thriller set in South Africa clearly exploits the roughed up and aged Orlando to its full potential. Now to the vital information – buttocks are out on full force, no frontal and several shirtless scenes balanced out all the violent bits of the film so it’s very watchable. Read more

A Firm Salute for Manwhores Everywhere

Zac Efron Shirtless in MTV Video Music Awards 2014

The last time I sat and tortured my eyeballs watching an award show was 2001 so I obviously didn’t get the memo that there’s a ‘Best Shirtless Performance’ category in MTV Movie Awards and last night this happened. Following YEARS long campaign of Zac Efron’s shirtlessness in “That Awkward Moment”, this UNSCRIPTED and SPONTANEOUS stint is perhaps the biggest and final plug for the film. On to the next one! Read more

Wake-up Call

Early Jon Hamm from The Big Date

This morning is brought to you by a 25-year-old mah husband back when he was a fabulous waiter trying to win a chick with a promise of an ‘evening of total fabulosity’ on the “The Big Date”. She obviously had a thing for frosted tips and Bill Pullman circa “While You Were Sleeping” (who doesn’t?) so thank goodness for that. All my known senses are getting hyper and I’m not sure whether it’s the sight of a vintage Jon Hamm who looks basically like Jon Hamm 18 years later or the fact that all the guys on this show have the ESSENTIAL 90s look. I just want to stroll along Jon’s middle part and set up nest under one of his JTT flaps for eternity. Watch the clip after the jump. Read more

Keeping the Subway Safe and Your Tunnels Flooded

Guilherme Leao

While someone like Guilherme Leão here would model expensive clothes everywhere else, in Brazil they work as security guards at the SUBWAY STATION so Brazil is the only place you need to live. I’ve put up with too many grumpy, smelly old farts in other parts of the world and I need these beautiful model grade guys working regular jobs in my life. Guilherme Leão is voted “Hottest Guard” on tourism site Veja São Paulo and while Guilherme’s work scope now focuses around taking selfies with some lucky bitches all day, it’s only a matter of time before he gets a modelling contract, lead role in a film, a chart topping single, representing Brazil in the Olympics before flying off to the moon. Some people just have everything. Read more

Better in HD: Dennis Quaid in Flight of the Phoenix

Dennis Quaid Shirtless in Flight of the Phoenix

I highly doubt I would look like anything near Dennis Quaid when I reach his age, so hats and pants off to him for keeping the fitness at the top in this 2004 survival drama “Flight of the Phoenix” (UK). This is obviously another fix for your daddy complex, and I’m talking about myself – although I highly doubt I’m the only one! Obviously, Dennis Quaid is the prime choice for big screen father figure so expect more Dennis posts in the near future. Read more

Do We Have To Go Through This Again?

Chris Evans in Variety Magazine

First he said he’s not going to do shirtless scenes anymore (thankfully that was an empty threat) now he wants to quit acting altogether? Unless he’s going to be a Corbin Fisher exclusive, Chris Evans really needs to quit playing games with our libidos because this is not on. These museum grade portraits are shot by Danielle Levitt for the latest issue of Variety magazine. I’ve yet to see “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” but if there isn’t a shirtless scene like the first one, why can’t they take his shirt away in one of the shots at least?  Read more