Here’s the Over-teased Teaser for the Trailer (or Possibly Another Teaser) of Ant-Man

Paul Rudd Shirtless in Ant-Man

Marvel has been honeydicking us with teaser after teaser for the teaser for the trailer of “Ant-Man”, so when it was out yesterday I’m just glad Paul Rudd is at least shirtless in it. Seriously, if something is good you don’t just pour sickly sweet syrup over it in attempt to make it better. To be honest I prefer him on a couch unshaved but I guess the epilation comes with the territory. “Ant-Man” is probably going to be this year’s “Guardians of the Galaxy” and it’s not long until everybody in Hollyweird gets their dicks in the anti-hero superhero revolution. Really, I’m just glad they put a shirtless scene in this because nobody likes a cocktease. Read more

At Last, They’ve Made Gaston into a Series

Joshua Sasse Shirtless in Galavant

Okay, not really but I think this is as close as we get so far! For some of us, the new working year starts today and I’d imagine ALL of those people are absolutely dreading it. Well, the only solution is to start your week with a bang – and nothing is more bang-able than these stills of actor Luke Youngblood giving Joshua Sasse a nice scrub in the second episode of ABC’s period comedy “Galavant”.  He’s obviously channeling Gaston (ie the hottest Disney manwhore out there) with a mix of Cary Elwes in “The Princess Bride”. If there’s one to watch out for this year, Joshua Sasse is definitely it. I can’t see this mess will be renewed for another season, but this is definitely not the last time we’ll see this delicious piece. Also, Mr. Sasse’s debut in DirecTV’s “Rogue” is crying out for a post which I’ll do later. Read more

Beau Mirchoff in Poker Night

Beau Mirchoff Shirtless in Poker Night

Yes, I have received the result of this important examination and I’m happy to report that Beau Mirchoff’s forestation has fully recovered and now on the way to achieving the gloriously hairy status if he stays off the nair for the next couple of months. I know this scene from crime thriller “Poker Night” capped by Jair is super hot but  really, why do they have to make everything so fucking dark? EVERY FUCKING TIME! Also, I hope that he has learned his lesson as Beau is being punished a lot throughout this film (for prior messing with his chest hair, obviously) – although it’s a little strange to see him in such a serious project such as this one. Read more

Christopher Meloni, Shiloh Fernandez & Thomas Jane in White Bird in a Blizzard

Chris Meloni & Shiloh Fernandez Shirtless in White Bird in a Blizzard

This is what I call killing not one, not two, but THREE birds with a stone! The holy trinity of hotness that is Christopher Meloni, Shiloh Fernandez & Thomas Janein Gregg Araki’s “White Bird in a Blizzard” is a sight to behold. It’s my kind of film which reminds me a lot of Patrick Wilson in “Little Children” and the casting director has done a superb job in translating my dreams into reality. It’s a pity we get the really good bits (Meloni with a moustache is truly a match made in heaven)  at the last hurdle, but I have to say the scene with Thomas Jane in his apartment has to be one of hottest in my libido’s film history. “White Bird in a Blizzard” is curently available on demand everywhere. Read more

Ben Affleck in Gone Girl

Ben Affleck Shirtless in Gone Girl

I know, this was last year’s news but as I recall of how much crotch damage Ben Affleck has done to me during his heyday the late 90s, this post is a reason to celebrate. For the first time in the HISTORY OF EVERYTHING, he has decided to join the 21st century by going all European-ish on us. I say that because this is not really Pete Sarsgaard’s “Kinsey” or Michael Fassbender’s “Shame”. In fact, it’s not really a full frontal and his peen has been prepped to perfection for it’s debut but as this point of time a little peek is better than nothing. As this blog is worksafe, I’m including his other stills from that shower scene in “Gone Girl” but if you haven’t seen it, you can enjoy the side peen in all its glory here although I think I prefer to ogle at his daddy moobs to be honest.

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Happy New Year!

Mike Rowe Shirtless

2014 wasn’t exactly a good year for me personally, but by fuzz I aim to do more frequent posts this year regardless! To kick things off, here’s a catchup on  what I’ve missed last year. It’s the daddy of everyone’s wet dreams and not so many after that male fan crush incident, Mike Rowe. I’ve lost track of his whereabouts lately, but it turns out over the past couple of years he’s gone all John Schneider and keeping very active on the interwebs. You know, despite everything my libido cannot help but still feel a strong connection to him and I feel nothing but guilt! Here’s Mike supposedly naked raising awareness (and OBVIOUSLY other things) for his mikeroweWORKS foundation sometime last year. Whether you love him still or loathe him, one thing for sure that beefy pecs is definitely grade A. Here’s to a fantastic 2015! Read more

Happy Christmas!

Dean Dujardin Shirtless in OSS 117: Le Caire, nid d'espions

Whether you’re wrestling with a huge piece of meat (not necessarily of poultry or bovine origins), microwaving a meal for one or don’t really give any kind of fuck, there’s always time to spend drooling at hot men – so on this day I’d like to wish you all a very happy Christmas and present you with this fine French specimen, Jean Dujardin in 2006 spy spoof film “OSS 117: Le Caire, nid d’espions” or “OSS 117: Cairo, Nest of Spies” for the rest of us capped by Jair. This was several years before he went all mainstream in “The Artist”, and OSS 117 is like Sean Connery’s James Bond but more French, less chest hair and far more generosity in the skin department. Whatever you do, I hope you’re having a very happy Christmas! Read more

And Now, the Latest Edition of Depilation Monthly

Nick Youngquest Shirtless on Mens Health Spain

This is Nick Youngquest on the cover of Men’s Health Spain and thanks to the HD technology we can take a closer look at what could have been a very sexy furry beast of a man reduced to a standard department store mannequin in the name of fash-un. Let’s put it this is way, at least we know that it’s a full blown epilation so perhaps I can at least sleep a little but more tonight.  Read more

Wake-up Call

Oliver Smith Shirtless in I Hate Thailand

According to this recently viral video on YouTube, in Thailand – a pretty girl buys you a drink, noone bats an eyelid if you launch a rock at a moving car, hundreds of villagers help you find your wallet on the beach at night and eventually you get to overstay your visa as long you want. Well, that is if you’re James of course, or Oliver Smith in real life. A premium grade, furry backpacker type (suspiciously looks like he lives in a four-bedroom house in Surrey) who I’m sure will be allowed to overstay anyone’s welcome plus, he gets EVEN FURRIER at the end of the clip which is always good. Oliver, you’ll get a permanent one way visa to stay in my crotch forever. Read more

Oh Hai There, Orlando Bloom. Wait a Minute…

Adam Brody Shirtless in Life Partners

There were many reincarnations of Adam Brody after Seth Cohen, but I think this is his hottest version to date. His latest shirtless appearance in “Life Partners” totally brings out the noughties fangirl in me. I never thought this could ever happen, but somehow Orlando Bloom has managed to find his way in Adam Brody and I can’t believe it only takes a pair of moustache and glasses to make your 2005 dreams instantly come true! Watch the trailer for “Life Partners” after the jump. Read more