Another One Bites the Dust
Can someone please tell me Lifetime’s latest softcore “Romeo Killer: The Chris Porco Story” was made BEFORE “Hatfield & McCoys“? I want to believe, but we know the answer is NO. Well this means Matt Barr (or his publicist) has been a very naughty boy, because there seems to be no evidence of his golden fur on his chest in these caps by Superherofan. All gone. Why does Hollywood keep punishing us with stripping follicle off hot men? WHY? Read more
Discrimination Against Hotness!
It’s just baffling to me why someone in the right mind would cut this scene off a film. Discrimination against hotness! This hot scene (hotter if Magic Mike and The Rock lose their shirts and start touching each other, of course) featuring a fitter than fit D.J Cotrona and his treasure trail was cut from “G.I. Joe: Retaliation” by hotness hating director Jon M. Chu and was reshot (via Buzzfeed). Some sensible people at Paramount released this still but considering the are ZERO shirtlessness in the film – it’s basically unforgiven! Read more
Oh Hai There, Gareth Bale
Look, I may be the last one who jumped on the Gareth Bale bandwagon but with all these Beckham and Daley manwhoring activities going around like clockwork, Gareth Bale is like a nice breath of fresh Welsh air. Gareth plays for Tottenham Hotspur (that’s for your Googling convenience) and he can be dapper as fuck as seen here, but to be honest I prefer the more primate-like features in some of these photos. AND THAT’S A COMPLIMENT, because somehow I’m always attracted to this brand of hotness – don’t ask. Paired with that sideway smile – they’re like kryptonite to my crotch. Shirtlessness featuring his 50p nipples after the jump. Read more
Danny Dyer in Plebs
Some days, all you want is someone who skips the small talk, grab you by the hair and lay you on the table like some kind of livestock he won from the auction then the rest is obviously too polite to put on here. I personally believe Danny Dyer will do just that. These are from “Plebs” capped by Jair – a show that is probably dreamt up by a bunch of drunken college kids during the height of a toga party. This post contains YouTube-safe distant shot of males ass so be warned. Read more
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Ivan Sergei’s Body of Proof
When most of actors his age are spending most of their day in the gym and trying to get rid of the last remaining follicle on their bodies, I think it’s safe to say that Ivan Sergei’s body in this week’s “Body of Proof” capped by Jair Hollywood proof – and that’s a compliment. This is the body we all want and need – end of! Read more
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A Friendly Reminder
Tom Daley and his hairy thighs would like to remind you that they still exist and not just for the Olympics, okay? Thank you. Read more
Presenting David DeCoteau’s Latest Offering
Why bother waiting to own “Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters” since you can get your paws on a better deal, “Hansel & Gretel: Warriors of Witchcraft
The Wonders of Scruff
Today is brought to you by a heavily scruffed, Gosling-esque Milo Ventimiglia in his new film “Kiss of the Damned”. There’s a homeless Keanu chic somewhere in there too. Last time I’ve checked he was doing his best impersonation of The Situation so this is like a breath of fresh air. “Kiss of the Damned” looks like it’s catered for slightly mature (mature being junior year in college) Twilight fans, so chances are my old ass won’t be seeing this mess because the only good bit is the shirtless part and it’s in the trailer. Besides, isn’t this vampire love thing supposed to die already? Read more
No Clothing Can Stop Beckham’s Manwhoring!
Even with full clothing – like the true seasoned manwhore pro that he is, Beckham is letting his pair of firm buttocks suffocate in this pair of made-to-whore pants in China (via Buzzfeed) that will make J.Lo’s pair hug each other, deflate and weep. Yes, no clothing can stop David Beckham from being a true manwhore so I highly commend this effort. And to answer your questions, yes. Dat ass I shall tap. Read more
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Happy Sean Patrick Davey Day
I hope you brought an extra pair of panties to work today (who doesn’t?), because the crotch dams across the globe are about to be blown to smithereens by a ginger bomb. This is some 2012 shit right here! While last Sunday was St. Patrick’s Day, today is the day we celebrate SEAN PATRICK DAVEY DAY. Yes, the finest livestock of all the Irish grasslands returns with photographer Marlen Boro. Also included are some of his earlier(?) pre-grazing shots which is leaner but equally delectable. Now let the ginger fire burn slow… Read more
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