Steve Guttenberg, Pantless

By Square on November 4, 2008 in Random Hotness | 14 Comments

Steve Guttenberg Pantless

I can’t figure out a logical explanation for this but I hope it will lift up some stress in anticipation for the election results. It’s our favorite (mature) adorkable, Steve Guttenberg running without his pants on. He said he’s been doing this every single morning and it’s his “thing”. Watch the video (NSFW-ish) after the jump. OBAMA FTW! Read more »

Jonny Lee Miller

By Square on November 4, 2008 in Actors | 9 Comments

Jonny Lee Miller Shirtless

There’s a few people in Hollyweird who can do the cute-boyish-gleam-in-the-eye and Jonny Lee Miller is one of them. I’ve had a lot of requests coming in for this stone hottie and it’s easy to see why he’s such in demand. Those big blue eyes, cute face and furry bod too are definitely his best assets, and as you can see here he utilized them well. These shirtless pictures of Jonny Lee Miller are from pilot episode of ABC’s “Eli Stone”. Also thrown in are some closeups of his delectable hairy chest from the new season. If Jonny doesn’t gear you up for voting today, I don’t know what will. It’s time for a HUGE CHANGE people. Happy voting! Read more »

Jason O’Mara

By Square on November 4, 2008 in Actors | 7 Comments

Jason O’Mara Shirtless

Okay boys, kindly leave the room because a REAL man has arrived from Ireland, and there’s nothing fruity about this one. Jason O’Mara is all man and then some but I can’t believe it took them four episodes of “Life On Mars” to get his shirt off. He’s like Jude Law minus the pretty and Callum Blue with extra man seasonings. I didn’t have a chance to watch this show but I can totally see why some people go crazy over this hot chunk of man. How many times I’ve said “man” already? These shirtless caps of Mr. O’Mara are from the latest episode of “Life On Mars”, where he got handcuffed to perfection. Don’t you love when a real man like this looks so helpless? Read more »

Charles Carver

By Square on November 3, 2008 in Actors | 16 Comments

Charles Carver

It was bound to happen. We knew at least one of the Scavo twins on “Desperate Housewives” would show some skin sooner or later and here it is, Porter in all his smoothness glory. Not usually what I’d go for but that tint of auburn alone seals the deal. Now the only thing left to see is two of them sans shirt in the same screen. Preferably in undies. In case you think you need a long, cold shower (I did) after ogling at a shirtless Charles Carver from last night’s “Desperate Housewives”, this will make you feel better, I hope. Read more »

Kevin Kline

By Square on November 3, 2008 in Actors | 8 Comments

Kevin Kline Shirtless

The year is 1988. Jamie Lee Curtis is hot and Kevin Kline is even hotter. I think he hits all the right spots whenever he has a mustache on, plus it looks great on him. I fell in love with Kevin’s witty, armpit smelling character in this movie, “A Fish Called Wanda” of which these shirtless pictures of Kevin are from. I’ll let the caps (and Kevin’s fuzz) do the talking. In addition, I also throw in some early John Cleese because he looked amazing in this. I’d hit it, at least. Read more »

Ed Helms

By Square on November 2, 2008 in Actors | 6 Comments

Ed Helms on The Office

Being an adorkable doesn’t mean you need to wear thick glasses and a cute indie T-shirt on. Yes, there are so many adorkables among us than you ever realized. Besides that special someone I’m a little crazy about in “The Office”, the biggest dork you can find there is none other than Andy, played by yummy Ed Helms. I do have time to look at others too, you know. Of course, he’s not as conventionally hot as some adorkables featured here but he can come sit with me anytime he wants (on the bed, of course). I know Ed is not everyone’s glass of chocolate milk but for those who fancy Ed Helms without wanting to take the bullets, enjoy these caps of him being… well, a dork. Read more »

Happy Halloween!

By Square on October 31, 2008 in Actors | 10 Comments

Trailer Park of Terror

I actually have spent countless of sleepless nights (hello exaggeration) thinking about what the hell am I going to post for Halloween (other than some cosmetic embellishments, if you noticed). Well, we already have smooth twinky vampires, a hairy one and some form of hot werewolf. Hmm… How about hot zombies? Wait, how hot can a zombie be? Screw that, how about some hot zombie victims? I’m talking about the one and a half hour poo party appropriately titled “Trailer Park of Terror”. Don’t be fooled by the picture above, there’s plenty of skin inside. Come on in, y’all! I won’t bite. Read more »

From Tundra to Tropics

By Square on October 30, 2008 in Random Hotness | 11 Comments

Hairy Chested TV Boys

Judging from the image above, you can already tell that I wasn’t talking about geography. We’ll take a closer examination of the climate change for these four current TV hotties. Although I didn’t actually watch most of them, it’s my duty as someone who constantly whine about chest hair to promote these shows as a reward for them for staying off the evil wax and razors. Read more »

Edward Kerr

By Square on October 30, 2008 in Actors | 10 Comments

Edward Kerr

So I’ve found another candidate for my fourth husband. Edward Kerr guest starred as Dennis, Brooke Shield’s stay at home husband friend in this week’s episode of “Lipstick Jungle” and he’s all kinds of hot. Where has he been all my life? Ed might not be as well known as say, Matthew Settle but something about this guy screams “HUSBAND” and I’m totally helpless. Definitely the type of guy you want to come home to. It sucks to be Wendy Healy for having to choose between salt and pepper (that’s Edward Kerr and Paul Blackthorne for you). Read more »

What Dreams Are Made Of

By Square on October 29, 2008 in Random Hotness | 10 Comments

Jason Sudeikis and Jon Hamm in SNL

Jason Sudeikis. Jon Hamm. In the same room. Touching each other. This is what (my) dreams are made of! Well except it has me in it and not a bunch of other people. Also instead of Sudeikis say, “Your hair looks hard” to Hamm — uhm, go figure. (Hint: there are no “looks” and “hair” in the sentence). Okay that was a bit much. I’m not suppose to make dreams of my husbands public (I saw that eye roll!) but today I have nothing interesting to post, so hope you guys enjoy these cropped (and queerified) caps from last week’s episode of “Saturday Night Live”. Sorry, I just couldn’t resist! Read more »