A Seasoned Pro at Work

Zac Efron and Bear Grylls Shirtless in Running Wild with Bear Grylls

We all know there is no end to Zac Efron’s manwhoring, and in the latest development this happened. Zac is seen reluctantly, okay acting reluctantly taking his top off with Bear Grylls in this preview for his episode of “Running Wild with Bear Grylls” on NBC airing July 28th. Of course with a seasoned professional manwhore like Efron, we have to throw in as many SEXUAL INNUENDOS as possible. In case you don’t get it – simply put, the descend is a metaphor for anal sex. Watching Bear stuffing his face with different species of fauna is a bit old now, so thank goodness the TV gods have realised that it’s time to bring in some manwhores to put the ratings up! Read more

Just a Gentle Reminder

Tom Daley Shirtless in Attitude Magazine

This boywhore… I’m sort of back, and I apologise in advance for this post if it’s not to your liking, but you know as long as Tom Daley exists – he (or the media) is going to milk THAT STORY absolutely fucking dry. The only thing wrong with this cover of Attitude’s latest issue is that he’s not bumping nipples with Britain’s hardest working manwhore Dan Osborne (he’s the new ‘fitness guru’ now). Or save that for the manwhore edition which is probably coming out shortly after. Read more

Meatballs on the Barbie

Ryan Kwanten and Alexander Skarsgard Making Out in True Blood

The above could only be three things – a screen capture from your recurring dreams, a fucking good romance novel cover and/or a still from last week’s episode of “True Blood”. Yes, since it’s the last season to exploit Ryan Kwanten and other manwhores to their fullest – Alan Ball has treated us to one of the most orgasmic scenes of the series featuring him and your Swedish hunk of choice Alexander Skarsgard having some sort of hot angry sex. The caps will speak for themselves and the only thing that can make this scene even more perfect is that Sam Trammell and Joe Manwhore-jello joined in. Now that’s really asking too much. Or is it… Read more

Our Favourite Adorkable Returns

Preston Stringer

Does anyone remember Preston? You know, our Adorkable of the Month who flooded numerous panties few years back? Either you do or you’re lying to yourself. In case you haven’t noticed, Preston isn’t just your furry lust object who lives in the internets for you to drool at, in real life he’s a sculptor / animator who is based in San Francisco. Currently Preston is still as adorkable as ever and he’s working on his pet project – “LGBTQueerstory”, the first ever animated LGBTQ history and he has reached out to us for some help. Watch the proposal clip after the jump. The project proposal of course, not the other kind. I know, I know. Read more

Razor (and Possibly Trimmer) Free Alert

Jesse Spencer Shirtless in Chicago Fire

These caps of furry Australian mancake Jesse Spencer from “Chicago Fire” capped by Superherofan aren’t much, but you cannot deny the beauty of that UNSHAVED and I want to believe UNTRIMMED chest. In American television, that is as rare as the Loch Ness monster so his brief appearance totally deserves a post. Read more

Edoardo Leo in Smetto Quando Voglio

Edoardo Leo Shirtless

Since it’s not easy running a one man show, sometimes (okay, maybe a lot of times) I have to rely on you lovely people for tips and materials to keep the hotness going on this crusty joint. These caps of one wholesome hairy package that goes by the name of Edoardo Leo from the film “Smetto Quando Voglio” are capped by our Italian correspondent Jair who is always supplying me with endless streams of continental delectables. Of course, you don’t need to understand Italian to see that those flaming red nipples demand your full and undivided attention. Read more

How Does This Make You Feel?

Tim McGraw Shirtless in Men's Health

Tim McGraw airing his nipples out for the masses is nothing new but unless he’s getting exploited by some regionally published country magazines that nobody reads, I’m surprised that the shirtlessness doesn’t happen as often with his newfound fitness. This is from the latest issue of Men’s Health and although I think he could’ve used a trip or two to the nearest KFC, Tim deserves a page in my ultimate daddies scrapbook. Read more

Scott Adkins in Metal Hurlant Chronicles

Scott Adkins Shirtless in Metal Hurlant Chronicles

I really have no idea what sci-fi series “Metal Hurlant Chronicles” is all about, but it reminds me a lot of this hotness. Yes, it’s weird, strange and deliciously European hence the exploitation is always A+. In this pilot episode – it’s British action star Scott Adkins getting the shirtless treatment, who I think should be at least on Jason Statham status by now. He has everything – the looks, the body, the voice but it’s a mystery why Scott is still hovering around the B circuit (Kellan Lutz’s hot mess of a film “The Legend of Hercules” is B by any standards). Whatever it is, this scene featuring some kind of being had just acquired his body and admiring all the fitness is pure gold. After a long hiatus I hope this will cure the lack of hotness syndrome you might have had. Enjoy! Read more

It’s Good to be Back!

Zac Efron Making Skateboards Shirtless

First of all, yes I’m still alive and breathing. Second of all, many apologies for not posting any hotness for so long. Normally it’s due to my lazy ass being lazy but this time it’s something totally different – I’ve had a major operation (no, it’s not the cosmetic kind to look more blond and Australian aka Phil Spencer’s type) earlier this month and still recovering. The good news is my libido has zero changes so as I’m feeling much better for the first time today – I will be posting something later. Thank you SO much for your concern – I really, really appreciate all the comments and emails. Well, for all you know I could be fixed permanently on the kitchen floor while my face is being eaten by the neighbour’s cat so you have every right to worry. Anyways to compensate for the lack of hotness during the past four fucking weeks, here’s everyone’s favourite manwhore Zac Efron doing something with skateboards on YouTube. It’s for charity of course, so his nipples naturally have to be out and about. Read more

Wake-up Call

Phil Spencer Shirtless in Secret Agent Down Under

Or more accurately, wake-up call for my lazy ass to get back on the posting saddle. Yes, after a long hiatus I needed something wholesome like this amazing shot of the daddy of all my dreams from “Phil Spencer: Secret Agent Down Under”. There must be a vault full of all the ‘promo beach stills’ that they refused to release in the UK, so because Australians always do it better when it comes to hot men this shot has been used on the Foxtel Anytime website. Thanks to James for bringing this into my life. Read more