At Long Last, Beau Mirchoff’s Chest Gets a Break It Deserves

Beau Mirchoff Shirtless in Born to Race: Fast Track

It’s a well known fact that Beau Mirchoff’s chest has been to hell and back, it’s good to know that recently his chest has recovered from the terrible ordeal he has experienced during his time in MTV series “Awkward”, which it has been stripped down to the roots in effort to emulate a five-year-old. These are from his new film “Born to Race: Fast Track“, which I’d imagine is the “Rush” of the bargain bin market. I have so much love for these dollar gems like no other – it’s really where the hottest guys are. Without them, we have no choice but to endure the constant manwhoring from the likes of Zac Efron and Dan Osborne.  Read more

Peter Sarsgaard in Very Good Girls

Peter Sarsgaard Shirtless in Very Good Girls

My last shirtless memory of Peter Sarsgaard was from “The Mysteries of Pittsburgh” and that will forever be the big laminated poster on the ceiling of my libido – but further exploits since include “An Education“, “Orphan” and “Lovelace” which desperately needs a post by the way. Obviously, “Kinsey” is an essential Sarsgaard viewing when you’re a fan and they really should release that in Blu-Ray bloody 4K. If you’re wondering what he’s doing lately, Peter is playing a pervy boss (one of my favourite porn characters ever) in coming of age film “Very Good Girls” capped by Jair. I’m not sure whether it’s the lighting or it’s purely the work of the satanic device that is the trimmer, but he seems to be less fuzzy in this. Also, if you’re into the younger types there’s Lenny Platt, Boyd Holbrook and Sterling Jones deshirted as well. Read more

More Eion Bailey in Ray Donovan

Eion Bailey Shirtless in Ray Donovan with Liev Schreiber

The above could easily be a screen shot from one of my wettest dreams, but in fact it’s from a recent episode of “Ray Donovan” featuring YES more foliage from Eion Bailey with bonus Liev Schreiber in the frame. Liev is unfortunately not shirtless but it doesn’t take much for your eyes to undress him (kindly refer here and here) and bring them closer together before doing the obligatory reenactment of “From Here to Eternity” in your head. Yes, it takes experience to do that and if you’re a regular in this joint you should’ve done that by the time I finish this sentence. It’s only natural! Read more

What’s Blond and Furry All Over?

Thomas Jane Shirtless in Drive Hard

After a break from the orgasmic fest that is “Hung”, the always furry Thomas Jane returns in a less mainstream film “Drive Hard” as a washed out racing car driver set in Gold Coast, Australia with a mop on his head capped by Jair. Yes, ‘washed out’ is maybe the one way ticket for Thomas Jane to typecasting town but his body is ANYTHING BUT. It is evident that people are missing the fuzz since the break, so naturally the chest was unleashed in the very beginning of the film. I’d say this is the only way to start the week! Read more

Wake-up Call

Dan Stevens in The Guest

Here’s a new addition to the most beautiful men on the planet list or rather list of big genetic lottery winners, right next to Matt Bomer. I haven’t watched a single “Downton Abbey” episode so I don’t know how often Dan Stevens took his top off, but I bet he looks damn bloody hot in period costume. This is from his new film “The Guest” where he plays the impossibly beautiful guy who’s good at every fucking thing. The fact is most people will just stare into his blue eyes for 90 minutes while having kleenex at the ready. There is shirtlessness in this film (praise the skin gods), but I’ve decided to use his beauty as a feature image. You’ve gotta keep some sort of mystery right? Trailer after the jump. Read more

A Work of ART

Eion Bailey Shirtless in Covert Affairs

After a shit weather yesterday, this comparably glorious morning is proudly complemented by the EVEN MORE GLORIOUSLY hairy chest, torso and beyond of Eion Bailey (see complete works and “Covert Affairs“) in a recent episode of “Ray Donovan” capped by Jair. Yes, there is nothing covert about that chest (although it has to be said that granny cardigan is completely unnecessary) – it’s a fucking work of art! When Vincent van Gogh painted “The Starry Night” this is what he had in mind – that’s a fact. I watch very little TV series lately, so the only way to get me to watch “Ray Donovan” is to have Liev Schreiber and this fine hairy piece having a shower together in slow motion for at least 20 minutes per episode. Now that would be a huge ratings success! Read more

Oh, It’s Just a Manwhore Being a Manwhore

Dan Osborne Shirtless

Apart from porn, one of Britain’s biggest manwhores Dan Osborne has dipped his tip into every single manwhoring venture there is with the latest one being the main whore in Dreamboys doing a charity car wash. You know there’s nothing better than being naked for CHARITY, so naturally Dan is doing that ice bucket challenge everyone on earth and neighbouring universes have been doing with bonus ass shot on Instagram. Yes, this is my one and only approved way of doing it. Wet t-shirt is just not right. On that note, can someone please call out to Phil Spencer doing the challenge his birthday suit and make me die happy? Read more

The Perfect Combo

Marcus Grodd Shirtless

There are so much shirtlessness happening out there it’s bordering on too much, it’s real hard to zero in on one. One thing for sure, the blue eyes – hairy chest combo ALWAYS, ALWAYS work for me, it’s really like a kyrptonite for the crotch. I could care less about fake dating shows, but the latest contestant Marcus Grodd in “Bachelor in Paradise” (these people…) has that explosive combo and he fucking deserves a post. If you think Jair didn’t do enough caps here, then fret not because he has been whoring it out on Twitter. Read more

John Schneider in Shark Swarm

John Schneider Shirtless in Shark Swarm

Um, can you say PERFECTION? As someone who prefers the taste of aged manbeef (although lately I may have suggested otherwise and for that I’m sorry), I’ve had such a huge crush on John Schneider since as long as I can remember and even more so as he ages. True, he still circles around the B league but with that blond going silver fuzz on his chest constantly on show – who fucking cares. Thanks to my trusty Jair who capped these glorious stills of John from one of SyFy’s dollar tree gems “Shark Swarm” in HIGH DEFINITION, we get to enjoy his every strand. Even with that angry mop on his head, John Schneider will be forever my top 25 DILF of all time. Read more

At Last, They Have Finally Made David Beckham Unappetising

Obviously, the easiest thing to do to is to make this H&M David Beckham Bodywear fall campaign audio enhanced featuring David Beckham reciting the entire Moby Dick, but that’s way to risky so their marketing whores have decided to cut the hairstyling budget and make him twist his body in the most awkward of positions while weating clothes that won’t look good on anyone else but David Beckham. I know he’s been the biggest manwhores out there, but somehow he had always made my crotch twitch but these shots are finally doing absolutely zero for me so I take that as a good thing! Read more