Poll: The Hills Douches

By Square on September 27, 2008 in Poll

The Hills Douches

Okay first of all, of course not every single one of them is a douche. I shouldn’t pass judgment too early. I’m sure they don’t sit on their asses all day chasing girls, pissing people off and worry about the next shag. Either way, the dudes on “The Hills” are undeniably hot. Hold on a sec, does anyone else watch that shit of a show? Please tell me you do so I can feel better about myself! Anyways, new week, new poll — hopefully I’ll be able to keep up with this trend. Which of these “Hills” ~~douchebags~~ hunks you’d hit first? I’m torn between Brody Jenner and Doug Reinhardt. What the heck, I’ll take both. I’m pretty sure they don’t mind. Hot tub here we come!

Oh, that last name? I just wanted to see if there’s someone out there who’s willing to vote for him, other than himself. Forgive me if you feel offended. Voting is also available in the right sidebar on all other pages. Go Team Whitney!

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9 Responses to “Poll: The Hills Douches”
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Psiwire on September 27th, 2008 at 3:35 am

I’d have to do Spencer Pratt. He seems dumb enough that you could talk him into doing anything you want. Anything.
Square on September 27th, 2008 at 8:55 pm

Good point. But would you mind if he’s texting on his iPhone while the magic happens? I do.
AaronJ on September 27th, 2008 at 9:34 pm

As long as he’s texting “Wow, this AaronJ guy is one HOT cool man. I just can’t get enough of him. He’s mine MINE MIIIIIIINNEEEE Bwah ha ha ha ha!!”
remixarchive on September 28th, 2008 at 1:27 am

Brody Jenner, followed by Justin Booby.
Psiwire on September 28th, 2008 at 4:38 am

Well, he’d have to be texting, Square. It’s rude to talk with your mouth full.
Square on September 28th, 2008 at 1:42 pm

ROFL
Nikki on September 29th, 2008 at 1:27 pm

Brody Jenner is the only one I would let put it in me.
KarmaLysing on September 29th, 2008 at 10:54 pm

While I admire the aesthetic qualities of the two in the center, as soon as either of them opened his mouth, I’d have to kill him. (Nothing personal, strictly for the good of the human gene pool). Ergo, my vote is with “None of the Above”…
Petey on September 30th, 2008 at 11:38 pm

God I hate them all so much I can barely articulate it. The Devil incarnate all of em.