Call the Shirtless Police!

By Square on September 26, 2008 in Ramblings

Eddie Cibrian Shirtless in Ugly Betty

This is an emergency! Dispatch the shirtless police immediately because Eddie Cibrian has committed a very heinous crime! While everyone else is on board a high speed train to au naturale land this fall, Eddie defies gravity by shaving off his adequately hairy chest and went back to the late 90s in the season premiere of “Ugly Betty”. This is very unacceptable. You’re a MAN now, not the masseur from “Living Out Loud” anymore. Will the hairy fairy (don’t think of a visual because it’s not gonna be pretty) give him an extensive spanking for toying with the razors? Okay, I’d still hit it in a heartbeat and even don’t mind to lick his toejam but that’s not the point! Take him to the smooth jail now, officer! Oh and make sure the surveillance system is working properly while you’re at it.

via Superherofan, because he is so damn fast!

Even Hilda can’t look at this disgrace! I mean, her eyes are always elsewhere in these caps. Were Kevin Alejandro around?

Eddie Cibrian Shirtless in Ugly Betty

Also, how HOT was Eric Mabius??? YES to the facial hair! YES to future shirtless scenes!

Eric Mabius in Ugly Betty

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8 Responses to “Call the Shirtless Police!”
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leonard on September 26th, 2008 at 8:28 pm

speak for yourself, having had a partner who was as hairy as a fuzzy bear, i prefer eddie to be as smooth as a babys’ backside
KarmaLysing on September 26th, 2008 at 10:54 pm

Oh, Eddie, Eddie… What have you done? Come here, I need to do a close examination to ensure none of your follicles are permanently damaged…
AaronJ on September 27th, 2008 at 12:26 am

OOOOOOF!

I’ve fallen. And I can’t get up. Send Eddie NOW! I want something to remember my almost-gone-life-on-Earth by.
Jason B on September 27th, 2008 at 12:36 am

I’ve been a fan since he was on Young & the Restless..Never have seen him with a hairy chest at all..likr him smooth anyway..but where are some hairy pics?
Square on September 27th, 2008 at 12:39 am

He sported some fuzz on “The Footballer Wives”. See “Eddie Cibrian 2″ post for a closer look. I think this is the maximum hairiness he’ll ever get and should stay that way.
homan on September 27th, 2008 at 10:58 pm

Eric Mabius looks great with a beard. I hope he keeps it more in the show. Too bad the preview next week has him in no beard.
homan on September 27th, 2008 at 11:05 pm

Sorry fot the 2ed post, but Eric Mabius also looked great in Season One Episode 13. Where he also had a mini beard.
gypsycurse on October 12th, 2008 at 2:50 am

One wonders if Mr Cibtian could even possibly be more handsome in another 10-15 years, ’cause he sure as **** got better looking as he’s aged !