Is This What Heaven Looks Like?

By Square on August 23, 2008 in Random Hotness

You need to sit down for this. Seriously, I’m not kidding. This is some ground breaking news. I woke up to find an email from our reader Miguel who sent me this picture. I’ve been waiting for this for the longest time. I don’t even have time to make a feature image. Just click it!!!

Since I have no words to express my emotions right now, I’ll let the picture do the talking. In case you have no clue what I’m talking about (you need some spanking for that), it’s my crush object.

Jon McLaughlin. Shirtless.

Fuzz. Trail. Utter perfection. I just died and went to heaven.

Jon McLaughlin Shirtless

Euphoria is an understatement for what I’m feeling right now. I’m so overwhelmed by this that I’m going to leave it on the front page for a while, at least for the rest of the weekend. Yes — at this website, stuff like this is bigger than the Olympics. Really.

That priceless picture that will launch a million fantasies is from Jon’s Xanga page, circa 2006. I didn’t know he had one. I need some alone time. Here are some pictures of an open shirted Jon taken by Miguel at the forum. Lock the door on your way out, thanks.

Thanks a gazillion Miguel, you’re the best!

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17 Responses to “Is This What Heaven Looks Like?”
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André on August 23rd, 2008 at 10:56 pm

Jon is so handsome!i know it’s not olympics but i’ve gotta tell u about Matthew Mitcham.
He’s and Australian diver that just happens to be the cutest guy on Beijing right now.
I really mean it.. he dives and then waves his hands with such a shine smile that I was totally blown away by him yesterday.
I just googled him and discovered that he won the gold medal for that competition and ,the best part, he’s openly gay.
LOL
so cute.
http://www.pinknews.co.uk/news/articles/2005-7753.html
here’s the article about him coming out.
sassywench on August 24th, 2008 at 12:27 am

GASP!!!!!!!!!! What a naughty boy! Even in this picture he is the star…the others are all back up! Great chest!
Colby Varner on August 24th, 2008 at 12:42 am

Jon McLaughlin. Shirtless.

I can now die in peace.

FLATLINE /\/\/\…./\/\…./\……………………………………………………

NO REACTION TO CHEST COMPRESSIONS!

Charge to 300… CLEAR! no pulse… Charge to 500… CLEAR! Charge to 1500… CLEAR! No pulse yet, DAMN WE’RE LOSING HIM! WE’RE LOSING HIM! Give me a ten blade, rib separator and some lap pads… I need some B neg here!
AaronJ on August 24th, 2008 at 4:21 am

Whoa André, good stuff! I noticed him too but you let me notice him more.

sw - naughty and nice. Must drive Santa Claus about half nuts, ya know?

Colby, can I have your CD collection? RIP bud.
Squarehippies on August 24th, 2008 at 4:53 am

So that makes 2 people died over this picture. Anyone else? Of course I’m commenting from heaven where a shirtless Jon McLaughlin has just poured me a glass of champagne… Hot tub is next.
KarmaLysing on August 24th, 2008 at 5:33 am

Jeeze… Thanks Miguel… Now we won’t be hearing from Square for at least a week!!!! hehe.

That’s one hot young man. And his little friends are kinda cute too…
Miguel on August 24th, 2008 at 3:56 pm

Hahaha, you’re welcome all

I also died when I saw the pic, but somehow revived =)

The guy in front of Jon is his tour guitarist Dylan. The last one is his brother-in-law and second to last is his bassist Lucas. Don’t know who the guy in the middle is, probably a friend
Miguel on August 24th, 2008 at 3:58 pm

Forgot to mention.. did you guys know Jon is really short?? I hear he’s about 5′6″ or 5′7″… I got sad ’cause I can’t climb on him!
Bruno on August 24th, 2008 at 11:15 pm

He looks so girlie in this picture, I mean, his face is so girlie.
Squarehippies on August 24th, 2008 at 11:57 pm

You don’t say…
Fear the wrath of the shirtless gods…
Miguel on August 25th, 2008 at 5:00 am

Even with that face, he is still so manly and dreamy…!
Squarehippies on August 25th, 2008 at 9:24 am

In defense to Jon, kindly refer to this post and this one as well.
David on August 25th, 2008 at 8:52 pm

Maybe I’m out of touch, but who is this guy?
Miguel on August 26th, 2008 at 7:54 am

He’s an American singer-songwriter on the rise! He’s just known in the states, that I know of
David on August 26th, 2008 at 7:23 pm

Thanks Miguel.
Haley on August 27th, 2008 at 6:28 am

Lol, I like the fat guy behind him.
He looks like he’s having alot of fun.
He’d be a great time.
AaronJ on October 15th, 2008 at 11:31 pm

Square, today’s (October 15) Ethan Says has an article on Jon.

Woof! Is he a beautiful person or what?