From Tundra to Tropics

By Square on October 30, 2008 in Random Hotness

Hairy Chested TV Boys

Judging from the image above, you can already tell that I wasn’t talking about geography. We’ll take a closer examination of the climate change for these four current TV hotties. Although I didn’t actually watch most of them, it’s my duty as someone who constantly whine about chest hair to promote these shows as a reward for them for staying off the evil wax and razors.

1. Chace Crawford in “Gossip Girl”

Still too pretty, regardless of how much hair he has on. It’s okay, I give A for effort, but reserve the gold star for someone else. Those things cost a lot, you know?

Before: Pre-Gossip Girl farm boy inspired photo shoot.

After:

Chace Crawford Hairy Chest

2. Ryan Carnes in “Samantha Who”

Ryan Carnes didn’t do much to me, but his furry appearance in the series was a total surprise. A pleasant one, of course.

Before: Peen flashing in “Eating Out”, the movie that made him (kinda) famous.

Ryan Carnes Shirtless

After:

Ryan Carnes Hairy Chest

3. Jake McDorman in “Greek”

He’s cute in his own way, but I still prefer his hair a bit shaggier. I think it’s safe to say that I’d do him regardless of the presence of fuzz.

Before: One of my earliest posts, his droolworthy shirtless self in “Aquamarine“. I actually watched this second by second. Someone hold me.

After:

Jake McDorman Hairy Chest

4. Zachary Levi in “Chuck”

This is what we call fuzz forward. I really hope he’ll keep them on for a long time, a trim or two is allowed, I’m actually not that cruel. Now about that awful mop hair…

Before: Super smooth, super sweaty in “Weiners“.

After:

Zachary Levi Hairy Chest

Upgrade or downgrade? You decide. To me they’re all upgrades and the only way to go from here is… absolutely nothing!

For Luke and our dear friend Superherofan who recently lost his father to lung cancer. I don’t know what I’ll do without him.

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13 Responses to “From Tundra to Tropics”
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metcalfe on October 30th, 2008 at 10:32 am

I like Crawford smooth…but the fur wasn’t bad on him either.
QCNiceGuy on October 30th, 2008 at 10:54 am

It should always be furry! Each one was improved by the presence of their natural self! Real men don’t shave…..
Nic. on October 30th, 2008 at 3:25 pm

Chace with the hair is pretty hot.

But Zachary Levi looks SOOOO yummy…
Boris on October 30th, 2008 at 3:28 pm

I agree with QCNiceGuy.

All those guy looked ok in the before pics. They look much better “au nautrel” especialy Ryan Carnes.
Derek on October 30th, 2008 at 8:58 pm

Thank god they all let it grow out! Only makes them look better! Especially Crawford!
biggestFAN on October 30th, 2008 at 10:27 pm

OH MY GOODNESS! Chace Crawford looks sooo hot with that hairy chest. I think I go because I’m starting to get excited.
Phuzz on October 31st, 2008 at 12:02 am

good entry
SirPsionicist on October 31st, 2008 at 6:04 pm

As I have expressed many times before now, I love the beautiful,

“FUZZ-FORWARD” look on men!!! Especially the younger variety because

you rarely make an error age typing that way. And honestly considering

that I myself am no “spring chicken”, I prefer a little seasoning in my meats.
sassywench on November 1st, 2008 at 5:34 pm

How nice to see these fellow in their more natural furry state!
xoxo on November 1st, 2008 at 9:00 pm

looove them furry. oh god crawford.
Xavier on November 4th, 2008 at 4:59 pm

I like smooth guys. lol. I dont really like hairy guys. SOmetimes i do… depends on where… : ]
newbie on December 7th, 2008 at 12:05 pm

i love these guys! chace crawford is so yummy! he is sexier than before. How i wish I could have *** with him someday ;]
Mflowers on December 23rd, 2008 at 10:39 pm

I love the fur on Chase!!!!!!!