What’s This Intimate Cuddling You’re Talking About?

By Square on December 15, 2008 in Random Hotness

Bob Crowley of Survivor Gabon

This will be my last “Survivor: Gabon” post I promise, unless we can get our hands on that mythical Charcus surveillance tape. So I used to think I am the only one in the entire solar system who has developed a super secret pepaw crush on Bob Crowley (don’t judge). I know he’s like 200 years old or something but I don’t know. There’s something about Bob that is so attractive, and before you came into any conclusion, there’s NOTHING sexual about it. Then that slutty bunny Charlie revealed he was having ‘intimate cuddling’ and ’spooning’ all night long with the super pepaw. What in the world? Don’t you have enough Marcus for yourself already? I need to investigate further into this matter, and see if he made moves on Dan and Matty as well. That being said, I think I need to take a class with Charlie, because I also want to be ‘warm and nice’ at night especially to straight men.

p.s: And yeah, he deserves the million dollars more than any other bitches on the show.

p.p.s: Notice how they never mention anything about Charcus (or the peen slip)? That’s the only reason I watched the reunion show and now I want my money back.

p.p.p.s: Does anyone else think Matty’s flesh colored nips are like super yum? I’d love to have those with some pecans and butterscotch please. /end perversion

Bob Crowley of Survivor Gabon

Matty Whitmore of Survivor Gabon

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WarpedRecord on December 16th, 2008 at 2:33 am

Square: I have no idea who these people are because I never touch the stuff that is “Survivor,” but I will say that is one attractive senior gentleman. Two others: Kris Kristofferson and Tom Skerritt. We should all be so lucky as to age that gracefully.
Matt on December 16th, 2008 at 11:09 am

Peen slip? did they accidentally show penis on network TV?
Square on December 16th, 2008 at 11:30 am

Yes they did! “Accidentally” of course, but nothing to be proud of. I believe floppy is the word.
Robert Frank on December 16th, 2008 at 2:55 pm

He’s is a handsome, manly, older guy with a great beard.
Psiwire on December 21st, 2008 at 4:22 pm

There’s a thin line (no pun intended) between skinny and malnourished. The guys on “Survivor” always make me feel like I should be giving them cookies or something.