Separated at Birth: Joe Jonas & Brandon Routh

By Square on October 4, 2008 in Separated at Birth

Joe Jonas and Brandon Routh

Okay I don’t even know why I bother posting this. Perhaps the only similarity between these two is the hot caterpillar brows. Speaking of Brandon Routh, where the hell is he anyways? Come out come out wherever you are! (and take your shirt off while you’re at it.)

And yes, it’s a slowww day.

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Funnybluepants on October 4th, 2008 at 11:43 pm

Wow.. that’s quite uncanny. I wonder if they both use the same conditioner?
AaronJ on October 5th, 2008 at 2:16 am

The only way I could tell the difference is if Joe does NOT have that now famous bulge that Brandon displayed in pics of Superman Returns.
WarpedRecord on October 5th, 2008 at 2:18 am

A slow day indeed. Oh well, at least it’s been a hot week, thanks to Kyle Bornheimer and his marvelous chest.
Square on October 5th, 2008 at 3:15 am

Does anyone else think that joe has the potential to become a major hottie in five years time?
AaronJ on October 5th, 2008 at 3:43 am

In answer to Where is Brandon Routh anyway?, looks like he’s been very busy. This is 2008-only activity, according to IMDB:

1. Dead of Night (2009) (pre-production) …. Dylan Dog
2. Table for Three (2008) (post-production) …. Scott Teller
3. Stuntmen (2008) (post-production) …. Kirby Popoff
4. Miss Nobody (2008) (post-production) …. Milo Beeber
5. Life Is Hot in Cracktown (2008) (completed) …. Sizemore
6. Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008) …. Bobby
7. “Fear Itself” …. Bobby (1 episode, 2008)
- Community (2008) TV episode …. Bobby
8. Lie to Me (2008) …. James
… aka Fling (USA: new title)
Square on October 5th, 2008 at 5:18 am

Thanks for the list Aaron. No wonder he wasn’t returning my calls. He played what again in “Zack and Miri”? Should I be excited?
AaronJ on October 5th, 2008 at 5:28 am

Well Square, apparently he and Justin Long were ‘involved’ in Zack and Miri. There’s a pic somewhere on the net showing them embracing and/or kissing.

Searching my backup CD’s for said pic . . .
AaronJ on October 5th, 2008 at 5:57 am

Aww nuts, I found the pic, but it’s not what I remembered. It shows Brandon being a bit of a bully to Justin.

But my mind’s image has a movie scene pic somewhere showing Justin and Brandon sorta kinda in a compromising position. Googling didn’t help. I’ll file it away as a ‘to do’ item.
Derek on October 5th, 2008 at 6:32 am

holy cow… yes… and thank you, I was wondering why Jonas looked so familiar… and what is up with the new Superman???
Duckhunter1 on October 6th, 2008 at 1:49 am

Lets hope Joe or Kevin get Butt naked

One can dream
Duckhunter1 on October 6th, 2008 at 1:52 am

Lets hope Joe gets naked and shows off his furry Native American chest

disney shaved it all off for Camp Rock WAAAH
Ashley Renee on October 6th, 2008 at 2:40 am

i hear on superherohype.com that brandon routh is in the process of making superman..and that it is suppose to be darker and less kid like.
David on October 6th, 2008 at 10:36 am

five years time damn i think all of them are hot now meaning the jonas brothers ……. is that wrong…. lol
Rad on October 9th, 2008 at 3:11 pm

There is no comparison. Joe is a boy, Brandon is all man!
andré on October 10th, 2008 at 9:59 pm

Joe is way hotter.
Brandon is plain ugly actually.
I think Joe is gay.
Milton on October 11th, 2008 at 12:21 am

Can’t say I’ve never had any fantasies regarding Joe Jonas. To Duckhunter1, I don’t think the Jonas Bros. are Native American; probably Greek, with that last name, although I could be wrong about that. Also, I don’t think Joe’s ever had any cheast to shave off. At least he’s finally of legal age (20).