It could be a pure coincidence, or it could be that shirtless scenes in films and my instinct are now best friends. I fell asleep halfway through “Blade Runner“, and woke up just in time for Harrison Ford’s shirtless scene featuring his rather luscious hairy chest. They don’t make stars like him anymore — all man, all natural. Ford is my essential 80′s lust object, although I was only one when this movie was made. Here are some caps by yours truly, for all of you who got excited in the pants looking at Indiana Jones on the poster before even seeing the actual film. Me included, of course. (more…)

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My ass might be heavily biased on this, but I really feel that Tom Berenger has more impact on the crotch with a pair of mustache. I can’t really say he ages gracefully, but in these caps from 1995 softcore thriller (MY kind of film, they don’t make those anymore) “Body Language” — Tom has most things (and you can already guess what are missing) I want in a mature man. Also, I’ve included some stache-tastic caps from a film 15 years earlier, “The Dogs of War” capped by Capped, who had a recent awesome redesign. Enjoy! (more…)

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Let’s call today ‘contributions day’, because I’m just a human being and (unfortunately) a human being needs to do other human being stuff other than posting shirtless men. It sucks, I know. With that, we kick off with some vintage Bruce Willis in one of his earliest works on screen, television series “Moonlighting”, submitted via email by Kevin a while back (but still within this month — see, I’m not that horrible). Anyways, my ass, crotch and my other everything couldn’t thank him enough for these precious shots of Bruce with his lickable lightly furry chest from season 3 and season 4. They brought back memories of side eyeing “Color of Night” (caps here) for 15 minutes in a video store back in 1995. Gosh, it’s so good to be over 18 isn’t it? (more…)

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A soft core thriller like “The Bedroom Window” takes me back to my early teenage years where I’d stay up late on Monday nights to watch it on TV, and anticipated every shirtless moment there is (or lack thereof — usually followed by frustration the next morning). Steve Guttenberg was at his tip top shape, post two “Cocoon” installments and his skin scenes are as good as the first one. These caps demonstrate that Guttenberg was a true and essential thinking  man (with your crotch) hunk of the 80′s and the director has made a wise decision by spending a decent amount of screen time showcasing his perfectly shaped furry pecs. Also, if your eyes can manage to stray away from his body for a second (a hard feat, I know), you might find his kind eyes and smile are very attractive as well. Sigh. Why do people have to age? (more…)

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I have watched “Mommie Dearest” once as a child, but last night I get to watch this shining gem again only to realize that the only thing that’s good about this film apart from “No Wire Hangers!” is Steve Forrest’s brief shirtlessness. I only wish more and more mature men in Hollywood take a good care of themselves, because Steve was 57 when he made this film and he looked better than most of the 40 year old actors today! I’m sure classic movie fans (capped, where you at) would be able to easily pull out a lot of his shirtless scenes prior to “Mommie Dearest”, but for now here are some caps of Steve in a towel featuring his beefy chest. For a lover of mature men, this is like Johnny Depp to me so haters kindly move to the left! (more…)

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Let’s talk about the hot mess that is the 2010 remake of “Clash of the Titans”. There I was, all giddy waltzing to the theatre expecting to salivate over Sam Worthington’s gloriously hairy chest in 3D. Ha. Not only the original version is far superior than the remake, there was like zero shirtlessness in this CGI poo party. ZERO. Last time I checked the Greeks aren’t this demure! Anyways, to make up for Sam’s version of T-shirt wearing Perseus, here are some caps of Harry Hamlin from the original “Clash of the Titans“. Loincloth represent! (more…)

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Who can say no to a wet Lorenzo Lamas in a tight swimming suit circa 1981? He’s one of the essential furry studs of the eighties, therefore it’s only natural to have him here. These vintage shirtlessness of Mr. Lamas are from one of the first episodes of “Falcon Crest” capped from a clip by Casperfan. Not safe for work of course, so unless you have eyes at the back of your head, don’t even think of going there. At least wait til lunch! (more…)

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It wasn’t clear what has possessed me to rewatch episodes of Steven Spielberg’s “Amazing Stories” and relive my childhood nightmares — but knowing me, you should know by now that I always find solace even in the harshest situation. Robert Picardo, a native of the Mitch Pileggi tribe (contrast is sexy), to me is one of the essentially underrated actors of the 80s. You might have recognized him from “Stargate: Atlantis” or if you don’t watch sci-fi series like me, “Gremlins 2: The New Batch”. These are from episode “Boo!” where he played a sleazy husband to a porn star. Good times! More from “Amazing Stories” might make their way here. Any episode suggestions? (more…)

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There’s no better way of lightening up your Sunday Morning with some silver fuzziness (get it) of Steve Martin in the late John Hughes’ 1987 comedy “Planes, Trains and Automobiles“. I’d have to say the skin scene in this movie isn’t as good as the ones in “The Lonely Guy” but it was definitely one of the most memorable. Steve looked hot then and still does now and I have to say that he ages very well. Here’s to more and more of his shirtless posts in the future and thanks a bunch to Jay Woolsrake for the suggestion! (more…)

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These visuals of Marc Singer as Mike Donovan from “V” (the original series OF COURSE) bring back some sweet memories — especially the one where I thought I was actually born a lizard encased in human skin. We all have been there. Good times. Marc is the essential 80s hunk, with ripped smooth shaved body, golden locks and eyes that can penetrate through your crotch in less than a millisecond. He is probably most known for his shirtless work in “Beastmaster”, but for now enjoy these caps made by one of my favorite sources for overlooked hotness on the net. (more…)

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