Breaking news! Last night, the British isle sank by at least a meter after the latest episode of “Vacation, Vacation, Vacation” (which has recently become my porn material) aired on Channel 4. It has been reported that most of the east coast of North America has been affected as well. Millions of households has been flash flooded with panty cream caused by excessive shirtlessness of the finest man in Britain, Phil Spencer showing in detail the eighth wonder of the world that is his gloriously thick, hairy chest and lickable daddy abs. For someone who has been waiting a long time (a year is a long time for me) for this moment to happen, I’d say it’s a bit much for my mortal libido to take. Well, I’m still here – hanging on to whatever’s left of me. This is perfection personified, full stop. I’ll let the caps, the clips AND the gifs do the talking and the hardening. A little warning though, due to the size of the post it may crash your browser and understandably, your crotch. (more…)

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This post may cause constant stiffness and excessive moisture so be warned. UK Channel 4′s “Vacation, Vacation, Vacation” is a travel show that was conceptualised in the deepest inner sanctum of my crotch — because Phil Spencer plus the beach equals major potential SHIRTLESSNESS. As the president of the Phil Spencer Appreciation Society, I urge all members who have the high definition capping facility to make proper caps of this series so we can fully appreciate and admire this piece of British daddy perfection in true-life quality, pixel by pixel. For now, here are some crotch explosives featuring Phil being massaged by the luckiest guy in the world (I’d give my first AND second born to do just that), his James Bond moment, obligatory shower scene and having a dip in the pool. The word perfection is really an understatement for this man. (more…)

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Be right back. *masterbating* (more…)

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You see, this is one of the reasons I absolutely adore my readers! Following my French daddy Vincent Lindon’s post here, g00dstuf at the forum has enlightened me with another French cinematic masterpiece, “L’ennemi Naturel” or “The Natural Enemy” for the rest of us. Again, this film is almost perfect for me, exploring the issues that are sensitive to my crotch area — adoration of a mature male figure. Oh, and there’s nudity too. Prosthetics perhaps, but who gives a damn anymore. “L’ennemi Naturel” starred the beautiful Jalil Lespert as a young detective investigating on the death of (hung) Aurélien Recoing’s son. Here are some worksafe caps (of course), and if you MUST KNOW — yes, Jalil and Aurélien’s peens have significant roles in this film. (more…)

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Oh my hot sticky gravy! Please excuse me while I go smack myself in the head for not posting this earlier. Illegal! One of my personal goals in life is to witness the unshirting of British television host and relocation expert Phil Spencer. At last, here are caps of a shirtless Phil also better known as the recurring star of my wet dreams from the first episode of his new(ish) show, “Relocation: Phil Down Under” on UK Channel 4. Yes, I would very much like Phil to relocate to my down under, please (sorry it was too easy). I can’t believe it took him 10,000 miles away from home to get his shirt off — but whatever it takes! It’s so worth the wait and my crotch was right all along — he is one VERY HAIRY bugger. The hills are definitely alive. Lock the door, grab some tissues and enjoy (I’m telling myself). (more…)

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Okay, actually there are two mature hotness and one hairy chunky goodness — capped by DaveId at Dreamcaps, of course. I just like pretty titles and you know it! First off, tantalize your drool glands with a wet, shirtless Bryan Cranston. He will always be Malcolm’s daddy Hal to me so I don’t quite fancy this bald / soul patch look. Second off, Doug Savant’s older brother. Christopher Cousins is one of the premium silver foxes on screen today and further exploitation should be imposed immediately. Finally, get ready for the main event — a wet Dean Norris, and that is saying a lot! I’m a little busy at the moment (it can happen) so expect light postings for the next few days. (more…)

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It’s time to bring some (furry) beef, brawn and muscle mass in this part of the internets, thanks to a short glimpse of two-time WWE champion and the star of “Looney Tunes: Back in Action”, Bill Goldberg in this week’s ” The Celebrity Apprentice”. I have released my skin hunting minions and they came back with some soapy Goldberg skin during a shower scene and a locker room scene in “The Longest Yard”. I have to admit a lot of wrestlers out there bulked up so much that they lost all the sexiness, but Goldberg has managed to do it just right. Rawr! (more…)

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It wasn’t clear what has possessed me to rewatch episodes of Steven Spielberg’s “Amazing Stories” and relive my childhood nightmares — but knowing me, you should know by now that I always find solace even in the harshest situation. Robert Picardo, a native of the Mitch Pileggi tribe (contrast is sexy), to me is one of the essentially underrated actors of the 80s. You might have recognized him from “Stargate: Atlantis” or if you don’t watch sci-fi series like me, “Gremlins 2: The New Batch”. These are from episode “Boo!” where he played a sleazy husband to a porn star. Good times! More from “Amazing Stories” might make their way here. Any episode suggestions? (more…)

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“Hot Tub Time Machine” sounds like a teenage B- movie staring total nobodies and something that I watch just to scout for some skin scenes. Well, this film has John Cusack in it so it’s totally different, right? I guess they were trying to recreate the magic of “Dude, Where’s My Car?” or something like that. Rob Coddry has been on the film and TV world for quite sometime now and I wasn’t aware of the existence of his luxuriously hairy chest — as seen here. These are caps from the theatrical trailer, the movie itself will be released mid March next year. I’m just puzzled why John Cusack put his robe back on in the hot tub. Isn’t that supposed to be illegal or something? (more…)

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Our love affair with the mature hotness that is Ed Harris isn’t over, so here are another set of caps featuring his much older self from Oscar nominated “Pollock”. I think he single handedly put the SEX (yes, in capital letters) in the stereotyped old and bald set. Ed was nominated for Best Actor for this film and I can totally see why (I see that side eye!). Now, this is how I prefer my Ed Harris. Mature, moody and unkempt (sorry, I couldn’t think of any word related to chest hair starting with the letter M). Not forgetting the fuzzy belly and the full beard, they’re like the icing on a cake! For all of his fans out there, please enjoy — preferably with a cup of hot coco on the side. (more…)

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