Very Adam Garcia-esque no? At times, you find a picture that you can’t stop staring at. B Australian gory flick “Primal” was on screen the other day and while I’ve only watched the first half (like most gory films with hot guys in them), trolling its IMDB page has united me with this cuter than cute photo. Call me easy to please, but I think I’ve looked at this for a good 5 minutes before finding out who he was. The name is Lindsay Farris, and he’s working his way up the Hollywood food chain. Here’s a tip, two words – David DeCoteau. That’s the only ticket up! (more…)

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It has been a while since I’ve watched crap for skin (sounds a little perverted actually), so here are some shirtless caps of John White from the straight to DVD mess that nobody should see sober, “Boy Toy“. I know, the title might give you the tingles and stimulate the urge to click that BUY NOW button, unless you have an extra 90 minutes of your life, I’d say don’t do it. I’ve a had a little crush on John when I saw him in one of those shit American Pie sequels on TV, and it’s good to know he’s getting more work. The suffering was done for you. (more…)

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Post tags: cute, fuzzy, movies, pale

It is common knowledge that Beau Mirchoff is blessed with a hot chest full of hair, but as usual the follicle hating people behind his latest MTV series “Awkward” (also most people in Hollyweird) have decided to shave Beau’s magical forest to oblivion. We’re talking about the full Chris Evans so smooth you see yourself on it treatment, as seen here capped by Superherofan. That being said, Beau Mirchoff is one of the prettiest young actors at the moment so as long as the shirt’s off, I’m leaving my shank in the shed – but still this is a total abomination! (more…)

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Post tags: canadian, cute, dark, smooth

My inbox has once again been flooded with DO NOT WORK and WHERE ARE MY MENS emails, and I so can’t blame you guys for that. Well, I think I have figured what was wrong in the RSS feed and those weird unclickable links in your emails. If you can click the link to this post in your inbox, that means I’ve won the impossible battle of figuring my own damn blog. Many apologies for that, and also for being away for a while. Oh, and this piece of adorkable right here, is Sam Huntington from “Being Human” capped by Groopii. Don’t be distracted by the sizzling silver fox next to him. And yes, I’m telling myself. (more…)

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Post tags: adorkable, cute, smooth, television, undies

You know what, I’m a little hesitant to put Kyle Bornheimer in the “chunky” category anymore since he seems to have lost a significant amount of chunk lately. I might prefer him a little bit chunkier, but noone can deny that he looked damn good in the pilot episode of NBC’s latest rom-com, “Perfect Couples” capped by Groopii. He really is doing god’s work for us because the last rom-com I watched on TV was “Worst Week” and I lost interest halfway into the series when Mr. Bornheimer stopped losing his shirt. They always do that now, some skin bait to lure us at first but nothing towards the end! (more…)

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Post tags: chunk, cute, favorite, hairy, television

No, the above isn’t the final nominations for Mr. World but if this is a contest for the most beautiful male specimen in the world — I believe Matthew Bomer would win hands down. Here are the caps of the genetic lottery winner from this week’s season premiere of “White Collar”, a scruffy but smooth as sin Austin Nichols from “One Tree Hill” and babier than baby face Matt Lanter from “90210″ — all capped by the super duper Superherofan. There seems to be too much pretty and hairlessness in this post, but since it’s been a while I’m sure you’ll manage. I pity for the chick for being in the same frame as Mr. Bomer, because no matter what you do, he would totally out-beauty you in the end. (more…)

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Post tags: cute, gay, pretty, scruff, smooth, television

One glance at toyboy material Ryan Devlin in “Brothers & Sisters” and “Cougar Town”, you’d never thought this fine young piece has been blessed with a beautifully untrimmed chest, which is another proof that there were, and still are loads of young actors in Hollyweird had to go through follicle mutilation just to get into the business. These are capped by the one and only Superherofan who has just made the move to a new host. Contrary to popular belief, I do find Ryan Devlin quite hot, which is a tell tale sign that I’m getting OLD (to be fair, he’s a year older). With that said, my OLD ass is a little occupied (not like that) for the past couple of weeks as you might have noticed, but I’ll try my very very best to keep the site smelling citrus fresh like Jon Hamm’s armpits in the morning. Fact. (more…)

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Post tags: cute, hairy, televsion

Okay class, the time has come for some education on another undicovered British hotness, Oliver Farnworth. Just another living proof that they have some fine exquisite mens over there. Oliver might have spawned from the same gene pool as MAH BRITISH HUSBAND MATT TEBBUTT (I had to prove my point), albeit in the much prettier end. Thanks to Google, all I know is that he used to be a regular in “Hollyoaks” and have starred in a few plays and commercials, including Renault Twingo’s “Drag Queen” and the one pictured above for Danone’s Shape Delights (Frenchy much?). If only we could have him for desserts… Those big brown eyes! That sideway smile! Before you can say, “He’s mine, bitches”, I’m calling the dibs on this one. You know I always do. (more…)

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Post tags: british, commercial, cute, eyes, model

Although my Macbook’s hard disk is on the brink of collapse, I’m feeling a little industrious today (“little” being the keyword here), so here are some caps of Glenn Howerton‘s furry chest and legs (yes, we all can have our cake and eat it too) in this week’s “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”. In my opinion, the entire male cast of the show should be shirtless all the time with perhaps the exception of Danny DeVito. We thank Glenn for his persistence and the producers for keeping the fur alive, although it has clearly been trimmed to the network’s specification. A millimetre longer will scare the children away. (more…)

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Post tags: comedian, cute, hairy, television

“Covert Affairs” isn’t something I would normally watch, but damn they have some fine men over there. Well, it’s times like this I am so thankful that we have wonderful cappers like Superherofan on the interwebs. Christopher Gorham has come a long, long way since playing the scrawny adorkable Harrison in “Popular” and these caps proved just that. I’d prefer him with a little less beef (nothing to do with him being naturally smooth), and a pair of glasses — but that’s just me. On the other had, we have a fine furry treat in the forum of the beautiful Eion Bailey! The chest follicle was captured in full detail even in that awful lighting. My crotch approves. (more…)

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Post tags: adorkable, cute, hairy, scruff, smooth, television