Okay class, the time has come for some education on another undicovered British hotness, Oliver Farnworth. Just another living proof that they have some fine exquisite mens over there. Oliver might have spawned from the same gene pool as MAH BRITISH HUSBAND MATT TEBBUTT (I had to prove my point), albeit in the much prettier end. Thanks to Google, all I know is that he used to be a regular in “Hollyoaks” and have starred in a few plays and commercials, including Renault Twingo’s “Drag Queen” and the one pictured above for Danone’s Shape Delights (Frenchy much?). If only we could have him for desserts… Those big brown eyes! That sideway smile! Before you can say, “He’s mine, bitches”, I’m calling the dibs on this one. You know I always do. (more…)

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Let’s make today a non-shirtless day, because there’s a lot of hotness out there that are yet to be unshirted. First off, Italian portrait photographer Francesco Carrozzini. I don’t know if it’s just me, but don’t you think that Francesco is like the hottest photographer that has ever lived? I could stare at his lazy, inviting bedroom eyes for days weeks! The first cap alone looks like it belongs to a fine fresco in the Vatican surrounded by adoring cherubs. This is one of the rare occasions when photographers should be in front instead of behind the camera. Damn these fine Italian mens! These are from this week’s “America’s Next Top Model”, and are dedicated to my Italian readers and those of you who appreciate the beauty of Italian males — especially the Valentino Rossi types. Bello. Perfetto. Orgasmo! (more…)

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Blasphemy! If you look into James Wolk’s eyes and not wanting to have his babies, then there must be something wrong with your libido and should have it checked. In my skin-biased opinion, Fox’s “Lone Star” is the best thing that happened to television since this. Therefore, I’m doing the best I can to save this awesome show from being canceled by tantalizing you guys with these shirtless caps of James from the second episode. It’s impossible for someone Eric Hanson-ish like James Wolk gets ratings lower than perfect. Yes, the storyline is like staring at boiled cabbage to me but that’s not important. The only thing that matters is salivating over his furry chest every week! Now get up on your asses and tune to the series next week, because I can almost guarantee there will be more generosity coming from this fine piece. Save “Lone Star”, save James Wolk’s shirtlessness! (more…)

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Despite his past shirtless efforts, my only complaint about Desmond Harrington is that his skin scenes are either poorly lit or have too many obstructive objects in them. In “Dexter” season premiere last night, he finally got my stamp of approval, capped here by none other than Superherofan. We get to see him sans shirt in full view and get to adore his trail to Harrington Creek. You know that’s one my favorite vacation spots ever. (more…)

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Since yesterday was all about hair, let’s make today a body-hair free one. But only today, because I really couldn’t survive without looking at a gloriously hairy chest for more than 24 hours. With that note, here are some shirtless caps of THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN IN THE WORLD, genetic lottery winner Matthew Bomer (no ‘boner’ jokes please) from this week’s episode of “White Collar” capped by Superherofan. Mainstream perfection! The only complaint I have about this one is there’s not enough exploitation going on. Illegal! (more…)

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I have to look at these shots of blond “Weeds” hunk Hunter Parrish twice to make sure he is a real breathing human being. If you’re like some people (not me, honest) and had at least 3 Ken dolls in your collection and one being constantly shirtless tucked underneath your mattress, then you would appreciate this post. Here’s Hunter Parrish giving his best ‘blue steel’ (also known as constipated chic) look for Markt Beauty. Face, face, face! I give face! When you have a fine piece of beef like this one on the set, the only thing to do is to remove all his unnecessary clothing and shoot from all angles possible (with the camera, you dirty slut!). Enough of these rubbish tease shots! When will these people ever learn? (more…)

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Here’s THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN IN THE WORLD, Matt Bomer in a wet t-shirt. And that is saying a fucking lot. Via ONTD, his pecs are telling me to dry them off with my tongue. They also told me to go back and watch the first season of “White Collar”. My doppelganger at Entertainment Weekly has done me proud.  (more…)

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By ‘your eyes’ I really meant my eyes and by ‘these guys’ I’m referring to USA Network’s Mark Feuerstein (which is the only furry hopeful in this trio of hotness), Jeffrey Donovan and THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN IN THE WORLD (and nearby planets) Matt Bomer on the cover of TV Guide Magazine. You know what, one day I’d really love to see this piece of male perfection looking fat and ugly with flies hovering around his head, and I would totally feed on that image. TV Guide has managed to gather three of the hottest guys on the small screen but a crucial mistake has been made — they failed to get their shirts off. So wrong! If you fell short of imagination, here are some helpful visuals to assist the undressing process — Mark Feuerstein in “Royal Pains” and “Sex and the City“, Matt Bomer in “White Collar” and “Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning” and finally Jeffrey Donovan in “Burn Notice“. Watch the behind the scenes clip after the jump, featuring the key question that should be asked at EVERY interview in Hollywood — “So shirtless scenes?” (more…)

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From “The A-Team” theatrical trailer, we already know that there will be at least one shirtless scene of hairy perfection Bradley Cooper. Via Superherofan, Yahoo has a clip from the film featuring BCoop’s heavily forested pits. Now if it’s any indication, “The A-Team” will be filled with skin scenes. Just hope that we get to see the likes of Patrick Wilson, Liam Neeson or even Dirk Benedict sans shirt as well. And it’s a well known offense to mother nature if they don’t get Brian Bloom to lose his as well. Watch the shirtlessness in motion after the jump, but you know you want to go HD on that! (more…)

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Justin Chatwin and his surprisingly hairy chest are no stranger to this website, but I just wish we could feature a lot more from this budding cub. Let’s just forget that he was in that puddle of mess also known as “Dragonball Evolution”. My prayers were answerd because Justin is starring in the US version of popular UK television series “Shameless” and based on these (leaked?) shots from a clip via Dreamcaps, he’s going to be sans shirt (and pants) a lot. My crotch approves, and I really don’t see why your wouldn’t. Those come-to-bed-with-me-now-damn-you eyes work with me every single time. If smooth chest is your thing (I’m giving you the side eye), hunky Steve Howey will also be in this skin fest, which has no air date yet. Can’t. Freakin’. Wait. (more…)

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