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Justin Chatwin is Totally Shameless

Square — Sat, 07 Jan 2012 10:03:37 +0000

On this site, that’s a wonderful thing, bordering magical if I say so myself. With these shots of a very shameless Justin Chatwin parading his all natural body filming “Shameless”, I think we can all safely forget about the whole Dragonball thing and pretend the film never exist, among others. Amazing how many things a good pair of blue man thong can do to you! (more…)

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Billy Burke, Better with Stache

Square — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 17:49:30 +0000

Billy Burke always holds a special place in my already packed crotch kingdom. Here are some shirtless shots of Billy from TV series “Rizzoli & Isles” featuring his soft furry chest capped by Groopii. It looks like he desperately needs to be reunited with his “Twilight” stache. I’ve only seen the first one before I came to terms that I’m actually a little geriatric for that mess, but one would safely assume the stache effect is consistent throughout the franchise. Well, it better be because he’s the only one that does things to me in those films! (more…)

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Thomas Kretschmann, At Long Last

Square — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 11:13:12 +0000

Once again, I feel like I have to deeply apologise for the lack of some Kretschmann hotness on this site and for taking this long to recognise this force of German hotness. These shirtless caps of Thomas Kretschmann are from weird and a little bit disturbing (you’ll see why later) sci-fi film “Immortel (Ad Vitam)” of which he had a couple of obligatory love slash the morning after scene while being possessed by the muscular he-hawk creature. Call him the younger German Liam Neeson if you want, but one thing for sure – further exploits needs to be done. At this point I’m sure Thomas is a lot of people’s boyfriend or husband, and although it’s a bitter pill to swallow I’ll let you guys slide off with this one. (more…)

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David Tennant & Anton Yelchin in Fright Night

Square — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 14:30:36 +0000

If you had the tingles for British actor David Tennant of “Dr. Who” fame, then hold on to your crotches as they’re about to spontaneously combust after you reach the end of this post (might be sooner). I know how you feel. Mine happened during this particular event. These shirtless pictures of David Tennant and I-still-feel-guilty-of-posting-these Anton Yelchin are from the recent remake of “Fright Night“. Shirtless-wise, I think they should have exploited Colin Farrel further but hey, everyone had their share and with the great crotch grabbing action from Mr. Tennant, I’m certainly not complaining! (more…)

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Guess This Furry Chest

Square — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 07:00:54 +0000

My ass is finally back from whatever it was I was occupied with. ANYWAY, let’s move on to the more important things, shall we? You can say that this furry chest’s owner has a striking facial resemblance to my second husband (yes, he’s still mah second husband). It hurts me a little to say this but I guess if you slap some pretty on John Krasinski, this is what he would look like. Don’t worry, we do have some shirtless pictures of this fine piece on the site, although they were a little dated. Guess before you click! (more…)

Justin Bartha in The Hangover Part 2

Square — Sun, 04 Dec 2011 11:00:39 +0000

I’m not sure what’s the deal with Justin Bartha. He’s hotter than hot, but it seems that the production people have this thing about not having his shirtlessness done properly. It’s always open shirt with this fine adorkable piece, and that’s NOT enough. First with “Failure to Launch“, and just when he has the shirt completely off in “The Rebound“, the camera has decided to film it from every obstacle available in the set. Maybe it’s a blessing, since he doesn’t have to get crazy with the gym and maintain his body in its natural cute state. In the second installment (the first one was again, a major tease) of “The Hangover” we have been treated with yet another unsatisfactory view, but I have to give massive props to Justin from leaving the fuzz intact. “The Hangover Part 2” will be available on DVD and Blu-Ray from tomorrow. (more…)

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Say Hello to Aaron Lazar

Square — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 13:07:37 +0000

Once again, Google has provided crucial information via the search suggestion for “Aaron Lazar shirtless” that there is serious demand for this Broadway star’s skin caps on the interwebs. Worry no more. Thanks to Topher, these quick shots of Aaron’s shirtlessness as reporter O’Brady Shaw are from a recent “Sex in America” episode IFC’s Onion News Network. It’s really hard to hear what he’s saying when those to adequately furry and sweaty (please let me believe) pecs are staring at you. (more…)

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John White in Boy Toy

Square — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 17:38:07 +0000

It has been a while since I’ve watched crap for skin (sounds a little perverted actually), so here are some shirtless caps of John White from the straight to DVD mess that nobody should see sober, “Boy Toy“. I know, the title might give you the tingles and stimulate the urge to click that BUY NOW button, unless you have an extra 90 minutes of your life, I’d say don’t do it. I’ve a had a little crush on John when I saw him in one of those shit American Pie sequels on TV, and it’s good to know he’s getting more work. The suffering was done for you. (more…)

Today’s (Chunky) Offering

Square — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 00:48:34 +0000

If you have the tingles for Ron Swanson in “Parks and Recreation”, hold on to your libidos. I would imagine this post is pretty much like Christmas for Swanson-ites and cat lovers everywhere, maybe slightly better. These belly-licious caps of Nick Offerman came from Justin and they’re from NBC Universal’s “The More You Know” PSA with Brian Williams. Okay I know what you’re thinking, WHY ISN’T BRIAN WILLIAMS SHIRTLESS AS WELL? Watch the clip after the jump. (more…)

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Armie Hammer in Mirror, Mirror

Square — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 11:48:58 +0000

Everybody’s talking about the upcoming Snow White films, among them “Snow White and the Huntsman” and “Mirror, Mirror”. The latter looks like a royal mess but it is my duty to separate the less important things and focus on the actual eye candy. Chris Hemsworth as the over masculine woodsman will sure blow everybody’s libido to pieces, but it is unclear whether that scruffy outfit will be shed in the film. If he does lose the shirt, I really hope that they leave his follicles alone. As much as people hate “Mirror, Mirror” – we were blessed by the sight of a very shirtless Armie Hammer as the Prince complete with a furry chest. That’s enough to get my ass to the theatre but again, I’m very easy to please. When I google Prince Charming, this is exactly what I expect to find. (more…)