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Introducing (The Chest of) Steffen Groth

Square — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 13:00:54 +0000

This shot is screaming for a “Guess This Hairy Chest” post but since I’m pretty sure about 75% of you don’t have a clue – there’s no point. Let me tell you what we have been missing all our lives – Steffen Groth. This is a shot from his French TV series “Le Journal de Meg”, where I would imagine is about the lucky woman in the picture, in a position millions of us would dream about being in. It’s a well known fact that they do have quality unshaved men over there, and while I don’t think he’s going to break into Hollywood anytime soon, it’s good to know that a fine specimen like him exists! (more…)

Thomas Kretschmann, At Long Last

Square — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 11:13:12 +0000

Once again, I feel like I have to deeply apologise for the lack of some Kretschmann hotness on this site and for taking this long to recognise this force of German hotness. These shirtless caps of Thomas Kretschmann are from weird and a little bit disturbing (you’ll see why later) sci-fi film “Immortel (Ad Vitam)” of which he had a couple of obligatory love slash the morning after scene while being possessed by the muscular he-hawk creature. Call him the younger German Liam Neeson if you want, but one thing for sure – further exploits needs to be done. At this point I’m sure Thomas is a lot of people’s boyfriend or husband, and although it’s a bitter pill to swallow I’ll let you guys slide off with this one. (more…)

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Post tags: fuzzy, german, movies, sci-fi

Michael Fassbender in Eden Lake

Square — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 05:34:47 +0000

As Michael Fassbender made his way deep into America’s crotches (I couldn’t sound more vulgar than that), it’s only natural that we look at more and more films he has done before with his top off. Enter thriller “Eden Lake“, which is some sort of British “Deliverance” but with a real chavvy flavor (which is equivalent to ‘trailer trash’ in America, but worse since they leech on taxpayers) and quite honestly a lot of dumbed down moments as well. Despite all that, this is the type of film I love to hate watching and having a handsome actor shirtless is a just pure bonus. We should thank the actual lake as the catalyst and to our reader DDuber for the heads up. (more…)

Because You Can Never Have Too Much of Max Alberti

Square — Mon, 18 Apr 2011 14:00:15 +0000

Because I know for a fact that Max Alberti tickles a lot of pickles and causes serious moisture damage to a lot of screens and keyboard across the world, here are more goodness from this hairy German perfection this time from the second episode of “Lena – Liebe meines Lebens” courtesy of JRM. The question is, why can’t they just let follicles be in American soaps? (more…)

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Post tags: german, hairy, hunk, soap

Introducing the Star of Your Wet Dreams Tonight, Max Alberti

Square — Fri, 15 Apr 2011 14:00:07 +0000

As the self made flood gate keeper of hot mens, it is my responsibility to post them on this site, and on the other hand, it is YOUR responsibility to share them! We need to stop hoarding them hot mens to ourselves and share. Now, let’s move on to this fine piece of German hotness here who goes by the name of Max Alberti. JRM was kind enough to share these lickable caps from German soap “Lena” featuring his glorious untamed forestation. You’ll never find anything like this in the US of A! In case you’re wondering, no the one behind the camera unfortunately wasn’t me. Cruel world, I know. There’s more to come — but for now I believe these caps are more than enough for your crotch to handle. (more…)

Bringing On the Ratface

Square — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 16:40:54 +0000

Although I’m filled with angst because my pants wouldn’t zip through and my flight would take forever to arrive — I believe I still, and always have time to post some skin caps, particularly ratfaced goodness. And I really meant that in a very, very good way. You see, as a raging teenage Backstreet Boys superfan (we ALL have been there), I proclaimed myself as a true Kevin worshipper but secretly, I had wished for a wild night with AJ. Fact. Ratface fucking rules! Here’s another ratfaced-ness perfection in the form of fuzzy and super adorable German Dominic Monaghan from last last week’s “Flash Forward” capped by yours truly. Now please excuse me while I tend to my stubborn zippers. I knew I shouldn’t have that Mega Mac for dinner. (more…)

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Post tags: cute, fuzzy, german, scruff, television

How Does This Make You Feel?

Square — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 18:35:51 +0000

Uhm… Okay. First of all, Bear Grylls didn’t finally decide on having a proper shirtless photo shoot, although he definitely should a long time ago. Second of all, we have the first female post on this site! What. Yes folks, this is German pole vaulter Balian Buschbaum and he used to be a she. And he’s kinda hot. Okay, very hot. I’d so hit that, roid and all. Damnation! How does Balian make you feel (please agree so I won’t feel so guilty)? (more…)

Guess This Treasure Trail

Square — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 12:28:26 +0000

Tags reveal all. If you’re a tennis fan, I’d imagine this would be too damn easy. Get you Sauerkraut ready and guess before you click! (more…)

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Post tags: german, hunk, smooth, tennis

You Know You Can’t Fight the Fassbender

Square — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 23:00:15 +0000

German-Irish (thanks, Karms) actor Michael Fassbender is basically everything I want in a man, he’s ginge but not too ginge, manly but not too manly, fit but not too fit, German but not too German (I don’t know what’s that supposed to mean either). You have seen him in skin fest “300″, “Blood Creek” and “Inglorious Basterds” and here are some caps from the theatrical trailer of his upcoming British indie flick “Fish Tank”. If I’m not mistaken there was a lot of skin in “Hunger” as well, but judging from the title I’m not sure if it’s a good idea to proceed with the capping process. (more…)

Markus Meyer in Vier Küsse und eine E-Mail

Square — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 11:00:55 +0000

Honestly, I have no idea what the title means but this hunk can always e-mail my crotch and it will answer soonest! It’s been a while since we had some German hotness here, so let’s start our Monday morning by drooling at this delicious piece of mancake that goes by the name of Markus Meyer from the film “Vier Küsse und eine E-Mail” capped by the fabulous Restituda at Dreamcaps. He’s like the lovechild of Ed Burns and Noah Wyle, so that means Markus is one very FINE male specimen. Mmmm… Markus honey, kommen zu Bett mit mir*! (more…)

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Post tags: german, hunk, movies, smooth